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Re: Denial I - I thought we agreed never to speak of this.....
Hey, if I'm paid enough, I don't ask questions about the cargo I smuggle.
You STILL haven't paid me for my last shipment I did for you! Pay me by tomorrow, or I tell the Royal Navy where your hide-out is!
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Originally Posted by PrometheusMFD
I don't know what made me laugh harder, the original post or Hbgplayer's response
One of the most interesting Derailments I've ever seen!
If my post contains any misspellings or formatting errors, please forgive me; I'm probably using my phone which has no spellcheck and makes me type out the format I want in my post.
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Re: Denial I - I thought we agreed never to speak of this.....
Oh, there might not be miscommunications, but true hilarity will come from the random objects the "fixed" phone lines will be spewing out at random times. I'm still not sure how I figured out how to do that.
That villain below me has been trying to hit me with a shovel. It's really not very conducive for studying.
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Tired soldier avatar by the excellent TinyMushroom.
You should probably look for some white text in my posts. I'm sneaky like that.
I'm gonna be against the flow here and say outlined.
What? Everyone else are against the flow too, okay?
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Originally Posted by The Glyphstone
In the grim statistics of the far future, there is only math.
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Originally Posted by Kneenibble
Most Hilarious Murderer in the Playground. Both his episodes of hysterically ending my life left me chuckling even hours later when I thought about them.
Re: Denial I - I thought we agreed never to speak of this.....
Nay, ye Ninja! Ye gots is backwarrds! Ah sold me immortality fer free will!
You are the one who received my immortality. Use it well!
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Originally Posted by PrometheusMFD
I don't know what made me laugh harder, the original post or Hbgplayer's response
One of the most interesting Derailments I've ever seen!
If my post contains any misspellings or formatting errors, please forgive me; I'm probably using my phone which has no spellcheck and makes me type out the format I want in my post.
Great Avatar by Ceika!
Re: Denial I - I thought we agreed never to speak of this.....
Nay, he made it to his destination alright. He just mis-delivered his message because he was mind-controlled, and didn't return for the same reason. He now thinks he's an ape, and was last seen scaling the tallest tower he could find with a pretty girl in his hands.
You, The Pretty Girl Below Me! How could you allow yourself to be captured?
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Re: Denial I - I thought we agreed never to speak of this.....
Well, you sweethearted hand, I just happened to be dressed up as Fay Wray, and Purity hires the sexiest brutes to give his messages. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time!
The person below me intercepted a parcel of vegetable seeds I ordered for my garden. Why? Why?!
Re: Denial I - I thought we agreed never to speak of this.....
Nah, that's my area code.
TPBM STOLE my wardrobe and I now have literally nothing to wear!
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This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
Re: Denial I - I thought we agreed never to speak of this.....
Careful, friend! That's not a spare robe-sweater, that's a water balloon filled with extra virgin olive oil!
You who are below me there: I know your game. You've been using the interest from your corporate investments to buy precious antique pottery and throw them off your garage! That's sick!
Re: Denial I - I thought we agreed never to speak of this.....
Nope, it's the other way around. I assaulted a clown with a rubber chicken. A sharp rubber chicken. You know how people are afraid of clowns? Well, clowns are afraid of me.
TPBM not only thinks clowns are awesome, but has dated a clown on several occasions.
I'm gonna be against the flow here and say outlined.
What? Everyone else are against the flow too, okay?
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Glyphstone
In the grim statistics of the far future, there is only math.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kneenibble
Most Hilarious Murderer in the Playground. Both his episodes of hysterically ending my life left me chuckling even hours later when I thought about them.
Re: Denial I - I thought we agreed never to speak of this.....
*Stabs with my Rapier* "Wait, what were you saying?
You! SUNK! MY! SHIP!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PrometheusMFD
I don't know what made me laugh harder, the original post or Hbgplayer's response
One of the most interesting Derailments I've ever seen!
If my post contains any misspellings or formatting errors, please forgive me; I'm probably using my phone which has no spellcheck and makes me type out the format I want in my post.
Great Avatar by Ceika!
Re: Denial I - I thought we agreed never to speak of this.....
Rumbling boxes are too obvious. I prefer to use a hammer-space envelope (not dissimilar to a bag of holding), the the enraged animals can't shake it about. And when you're using demiplanes anyways, why not fit in a much larger creature? Unfortunately, it seems most politicians worth sending rabid bears have bodyguards capable of detecting magic. Even Epic Magic.
YOU supplied them with those wands!
__________________ Demilich avatar by Smuchmuch. Thank you VERY much!
Re: Denial I - I thought we agreed never to speak of this.....
Not at all. I just happened to come across some money that they left in some random place, and I happened to drop some wands in the same place. That's all.
You have stolen my top hat. Why would you do this to me? WHY?
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Re: Denial I - I thought we agreed never to speak of this.....
Now people won't be miscommunicating!
