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So, you're saying they hid the gate very well, no ifs, ans or buts about it?
Yes, they certainly seem to have taken care to wipe away any mention of it.
If they have, then it'll take some extensive analysis by the OOTS to sniff out the gate's location. And quickly, since the gate is undefended and Xykon might catch them with their pants down.
It would also be ironic that Girard could probably have sat on this secret, but it was given away by those he reared specifically to protect it.
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I mean, the OOTS seems to be running out of leads and is really fishing at the bottom of the barrel. I'd maybe give them a number two percent chance of actually finding the gate where ya'll are implying it is. Still, the drama of it all has me really gluet to my seat.
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With all these terrible puns, I believe this thread has exceeded even the OP's greatest asspirations.
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No author should have to take the time to say, "This little girl ISN'T evil, folks!" in order for the reader to understand that. It should be assumed that no first graders are irredeemably Evil unless the text tells you they are.
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These "jokes" are just asinine.
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Mongolian hordes. Lots of lots of mongolian hordes. With a mongolian warrior chief. They will conquer Gobbotopia and rename it as Mongolitopia. Because that makes so much sense.
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I can't ascertain how that "fixed" anything. I have to ask: do you disagree with my assessment of the thread? And please, don't pull any tricks from your pun arsenal.
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Mongolian hordes. Lots of lots of mongolian hordes. With a mongolian warrior chief. They will conquer Gobbotopia and rename it as Mongolitopia. Because that makes so much sense.
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I can't asscertain how that "fixed" anything. I have to assk: do you disagree with my assassment of the thread? And pleasse, don't pull any tricks from your pun arsenal.
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I for one am stumped - guess we just to have to wait until Roy can crack this case and get to the bottom of this mystery. Either way, this has been a tail for your posteriority.
Also, I kind of sorry for the kind of crap that the Snarl must have had to put up with.
If this thread ever closed, here's my prediction for what the last post will say:
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Sorry.
Butt what are you sorry for? And why the embarrassed face? I'm really behind...
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Mongolian hordes. Lots of lots of mongolian hordes. With a mongolian warrior chief. They will conquer Gobbotopia and rename it as Mongolitopia. Because that makes so much sense.
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Next, V falls in to a covered hole...
And there were corpses. A great, stinkin' pile of them. All hidden up where the sun don't shine, even.
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Fantasy literature is ONLY worthwhile for what it can tell us about the real world; everything else is petty escapism.
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No author should have to take the time to say, "This little girl ISN'T evil, folks!" in order for the reader to understand that. It should be assumed that no first graders are irredeemably Evil unless the text tells you they are.
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I've heard of having an ass that's out of this world, but this is the first one I've heard of that has the world within a world in it. Way to one-up Uranus. I guess you'd have to be some sort of asstronaut to explore that place.
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You know, given that they know Xykon is headed to this location next, not to mention the Linear Guild, I'm surprised Roy didn't leave a rear guard to alert them in case of a flanking attack.
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You know, given that they know Xykon is headed to this location next, not to mention the Linear Guild, I'm surprised Roy didn't leave a rear guard to alert them in case of a flanking attack.
The Linear Guild in particular can be quite the pain in the rear. I can't think of any "flanking attack" jokes that wouldn't get this thread closed FAST.
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Fantastic. Just... fantastic.
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