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Thread: Order of the Stick: August
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2005-08-01, 03:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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Order of the Stick: August
Quoth the Belkar: Too slow, sister!
I wonder how stupid a paladin can get. Really. Where do you think
Belkar carries that lead sheet around? ;D
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2005-08-01, 04:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Order of the Stick: August
Hey, this thread is for discussing August's comics, of which there are none so far. ;D
The Giant Wrote: I bend the rules when it makes it funny. Accept.
Unrelated to the above:
I was gone from the forums for seven years, two months and a week. Let's see if I've been reeled back in.
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2005-08-01, 04:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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2005-08-01, 06:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Order of the Stick: August
Now we have new, shiny, august comic to discuss.
I guess Monk/Paladins would be a tad difficult to enspell. Poor Vaarsuvius
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2005-08-01, 06:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Order of the Stick: August
New strip is up, along with info on the NEW BOOK, available at GenCon. Just check the Home page.
Rich Burlew
Now Available: 2023 OOTS Holiday Ornament plus a big pile of new t-shirt designs (that you can also get on mugs and stuff)!
~~You can also support The Order of the Stick and the GITP forum at Patreon.~~
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2005-08-01, 06:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Order of the Stick: August
Brilliant as usual Giant. Many thanks.
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2005-08-01, 06:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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excellent comic and a proper response to all the debate about samurais and miko's class.
but we still don't know if she uses wakizashi and katana... ;)The glass isnt half full, nor is it half empty, it\'s just twice the size it should be!
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2005-08-01, 06:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Order of the Stick: August
Hehe, I think we hear Rich speaking through Miko here ;D
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2005-08-01, 07:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Order of the Stick: August
I just loved Roy's comment at the end.
That does it. I didn't get Dungeon Crawlin' Fools, but I'm going to have to get the new book. I've GOT to know how Elan conned Roy into hiring him!
(Of course, this means I'll have to get a copy of DCF when the next printing is available...)
Incidentally, how do you order one when you don't have a credit card?save your fears
for the day
when our pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we are soldiers stand or die
save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall
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2005-08-01, 07:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Order of the Stick: August
Samurai = Monk/Paladin
Poor Miko, she is going to have the hardest code of conduct in the history of Japa... D&DLooking for an online D&D game... email me if you have something. please?
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2005-08-01, 07:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Order of the Stick: August
great as usual =)
Thanks to Chris the Pontifex for creating this great avatar! :)
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2005-08-01, 07:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Order of the Stick: August
Would not be funny if at the end would be Elan to make her slip out of paladinhood and not Belkar? ;D
I don't make the crazy rules, I just twist them to my purpose
"...the Perilious Path of Crushing Doom"
" Please, tell me it is actually filled with cute, fuzzy bunnies and they just named it that to be ironic."
Note to Self:
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2005-08-01, 08:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Order of the Stick: August
Originally Posted by Sebastian
a)What would Banjo do? b)wear my pointy stick c)I'm on an adventure!!
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2005-08-01, 12:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Order of the Stick: August
giantitp needs ..
more...
bandwidth... ;)
Took me 2 hours of trying to finally not get "attempt to connect giantitp.com timed out".
Excellent comic... Reminds me of the poor cleric in one of my games where there are two gnomes... (must obey deity... be nice to gnomes)
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2005-08-01, 01:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ex-Monk Paladin. Totally called it, though I also suspected a couple levels in Samurai for fre TWF...but I guess I was wrong.
I can also very much see why Roy is attracted to her too. She's a female,JapaneseSouthern Landsian version of him.
And I am so getting this new book. I mean, the title alone is the worst and greatest pun I've heard all week.Spoiler
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2005-08-01, 02:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Order of the Stick: August
Not an ex-monk--she's still Lawful. She can't take any more levels of monk, true, but she's not an official "ex-monk"--she can still use her monk abilities.
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2005-08-01, 02:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Order of the Stick: August
She could get the Ascetic Knight feat from Complete Adventurer and multiclass freely between both classes.
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2005-08-01, 02:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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And so ends the great debate. Where would I find this "master Samerai" prc?
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2005-08-01, 02:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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The Giant not only slays the great 'What's Miko's class' debate, but also gives a whole strip that again makes fun of D&D conventions and the failed attempt to bring real world stuff into it.
"What is this Japan you speak of?" ;D
Giant, I am afraid we're going to have to place you alone into an unbreakable bubble, just to make sure you never run the risk of endangering your writing hand, nor suffer any kind of accident that may send you to the hospital.
You are simply too great a treasure for the geeks of the world to not try and protect you.
And 'Master Samurai' was from the old 'Sword and Fist' splat book.
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2005-08-01, 02:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Order of the Stick: August
"Truly, this journey shall be the greatest challenge to my alignment yet."
This is why the Order of the Stick is my favorite comic altogether. ;D Cannot wait for "On the Origins of PCs" to be released since we'll finally know the age-old question of why they are called the Order of the Stick.
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2005-08-01, 02:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Order of the Stick: August
Originally Posted by Ferret DragonA polar bear is just a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
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2005-08-01, 03:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Order of the Stick: August
Every time I see the legs on those horses, I can't help feeling they're really a couple guys in a horse suit. I imagine when they're 'off stage', they unzip it and take a soda break. :)
<= Excited about the 2nd book! Sorry I can't swing by GenCon for an advance copy.Sailors Puzzled by Strange Music at Sea; Choral Reef to Blame
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2005-08-01, 04:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Order of the Stick: August
A new book is revealed... And just in time for me to start a new job which will render me able to pay for said book. Excellent.
And, great comic, as always.Lurkaholic. Fetch me some more lurkahol.
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2005-08-01, 05:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Rich! you have outdone yourself!
i think this is the best comic ever!
3 major punch lines in one:
"its like im watching my life, but from the outside..."
"truly this journey shall be the greatest challenge to my alignment yet"
"Ah so you took a few levels in monk before switching"
its like you double inverted the real life, D&D and the comic "life".
realy good
makes me want to buy the book too, boom to buisness *chuckles*
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2005-08-01, 05:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Order of the Stick: August
Remember: it's 'i' before 'e', except after 'c', or if the sound is 'ay' like in 'neighbor' or 'weigh'. Hierarchy, not heirarchy.
I know it's a trivial detail that doesn't even alter the word's pronunciation, but every time I see 'heirarchy' I die a little inside. I mention it only because I care. I also hope everyone is eating enough fresh fruit.Alignments are objective. Right and wrong are not.
Good: Will act to prevent harm to others even at personal cost.
Evil: Will seek personal benefit even if it causes harm to others.
Law: General, universal, and consistent trump specific, local, and inconsistent.
Chaos: Specific, local, and inconsistent trump general, universal, and consistent.
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2005-08-01, 05:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Order of the Stick: August
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sorry ;D
And acturally im drinking my 3rd or so mountain dew and eating popcorn ;D
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2005-08-01, 05:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Love it! AND I did my part for the bills! Now if I could only get the book early!
*sigh* I don't live near Indy at t'all.
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2005-08-01, 07:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Order of the Stick: August
Originally Posted by The Giant
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2005-08-01, 07:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Order of the Stick: August
Ooooh. I want the book. It sounds cool. o.o
Hehe. Elan is so silly. :P
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2005-08-01, 10:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Order of the Stick: August
Evasion isn't level 1 ability so think maybe 3 Levels Monk or 2?
Hmm, Smite more than once so i'd say maybe 7 levels Paladin?
Level 3 Monk/Level 7 Paladin, seeing as everyone in the Order is at least level 9 or 10 I think.
I love the idea. a Samurai is a Monk/Paladin. I'd agree that fits.