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#91
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: May 2012
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get a bunch of confusing marketing graphs.thirteen candles
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#92
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get thirteen sticks of dynamite. Look, they're pretty when they fizz like that...
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Mad scientists. Undead cultists. Friendship Antimatter. OFC bombardments.
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#93
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Jul 2011
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get 13 pterodactyls.
I insert
SCP-914 .
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Diego Havoc, one of the hoopier froods I've met, up there with DeLancie.
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#94
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
Is that an ARG?
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#95
Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: Jun 2011
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get a small model of the world under your rule. When you press the button at the top it plays your battle theme song.
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14. I will not counterspell when Celestia raises the sun.
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#96
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: May 2011
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get a hoboe.The Dissapearing Spoon.
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#97
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Apr 2009
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get refined finery.
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#98
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get reclaimeed reclaimery!
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#99
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Jul 2011
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Gnomish Wanderer
Is that an ARG?
It's a sort of collection of shared fiction, centered a paranormal investigation and containment organisation. It's an interesting read. A good way to waste an afternoon.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Balmas
I insert a crafting system that makes it simpler and easier to just buy what you want!
You get a cooking system that makes it simpler and easier to just get takeaway.
I insert the concept of schadenfreude.
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Just call me Diego. Mr. Havoc was my father.
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Originally Posted by
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Diego Havoc, one of the hoopier froods I've met, up there with DeLancie.
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#100
Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: Nov 2009
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Maybe here, maybe there.
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get a boot to the head followed by giggling from within the machine.
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#101
Troll in the Playground
Join Date: Sep 2011
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get footage of what looks to be the worst train wreck in all history, followed by an order to appear before the High Court of the Gnomes on numerous counts of murder, grievous bodily harm, endangering a minor and interfering with a mail carrier. Amid other things.
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#102
Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: May 2011
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get a rather hyper gnome. And that's hyper by gnomish standards.
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#103
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: May 2005
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
you get a roflcopter
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#104
Bugbear in the Playground
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get nine and three-quarters of a Displacement Kitty.
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#105
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Apr 2009
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get the arse end of the cosmos.
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#106
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get a miniature x-wing, complete with miniature fighter and miniature lasers! They sting.
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#107
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get an empty fridge.
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Allons-y!
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#108
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Jul 2011
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get a sack with a large $ sign printed on the side. It's full of Monopoly money.
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Just call me Diego. Mr. Havoc was my father.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
SiuiS
Diego Havoc, one of the hoopier froods I've met, up there with DeLancie.
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#109
Dwarf in the Playground
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Diego Havoc
You get a sack with a large $ sign printed on the side. It's full of Monopoly money.
You get a fully functional house (complete with people) in a ratio corresponding to the height of a normal tree to the height of the bonsai.
I insert my entirely too math-oriented mind.
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1. Take Dread Necro.
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#110
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Apr 2010
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Sea Monkey paradise
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
The gnomes come out of the back of the vending machine and offer you a job.
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#111
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: May 2005
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
you get an expired dog
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#112
Dwarf in the Playground
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get an empty Coca-Cola bottle.
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#113
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Apr 2009
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get PurityIceKiller. He's got that look in his eyes.
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#114
Dwarf in the Playground
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get the french accent from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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Greatest nonsensical poem ever= Lewis Carroll:
Jabberwocky
In response to a thread asking how to manage an army:
Quote:
Originally Posted by
woodzyowl
1. Take Dread Necro.
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#115
Pixie in the Playground
Join Date: Feb 2012
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You receive a broken copy of "How to guide for Dota" but it's been beaten by an angry baboon.
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#116
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: May 2012
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get a complex puzzle lock with many different colors and odd geometric shapes.
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NG Human Conjurer 4, Session Count: 10
LE Human Cleric 6/Master of Shrouds 6, Session Count: 2
My full title is as follows:
Amidus "AmiDrex", His Drexcellency "Speedasaurus Drex" Drexel.
Feel free to truncate or otherwise shorten this as you see fit.
(Haphazardly dropping letters from my username appears to be popular)
Avatar by Elemental
My signature proper.
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#117
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get an angry Rubix cube with legs, which follows you loyally and is perfect for use as a coaster, or in an emergency, ammunition. (It will also solve itself.)
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Allons-y!
"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
Mad scientists. Undead cultists. Friendship Antimatter. OFC bombardments.
Ponythread: The Roleplaying.
Pinkie Pie-atar by Zimmerwald1915!
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#118
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2009
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get mad and angry when it gets counter-hacked.
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#119
Ogre in the Playground
Join Date: Jul 2011
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get a wepon.
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Just call me Diego. Mr. Havoc was my father.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
SiuiS
Diego Havoc, one of the hoopier froods I've met, up there with DeLancie.
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#120
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVI: Traderous Rascals
You get the Triforce of Blankness (it's the middle one
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I insert an epic adventure that you, that's right, YOU get to be a part of! For only 2 payments of $199.95!
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