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Old 08-20-2012, 10:55 AM   Top  -  End  -  #1
Zarae
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Default Pants!

Very simple.
Take a any kinda quote, a famous quote, a movie quote, show, random, or whatever then change one of its words to 'pants'.

i.e.

"Keep your friends close, but your pants closer."

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."
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Old 08-20-2012, 10:58 AM   Top  -  End  -  #2
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Luke, I am your pants.
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Old 08-20-2012, 11:05 AM   Top  -  End  -  #3
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I sing of pants, and a man.
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Old 08-20-2012, 11:07 AM   Top  -  End  -  #4
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"Pants, my dear Watson."

"As God is my witness, I'll never be pants again."

"Today, I consider myself the luckiest pants on the face of the earth."

"May the pants be with you."

"Out, damned pants, out, I say!"
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Old 08-20-2012, 11:28 AM   Top  -  End  -  #5
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"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing pants!....................HIT IT!!!”
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Old 08-20-2012, 12:02 PM   Top  -  End  -  #6
Zarae
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"Pants do not simply walk into Mordor."
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Old 08-20-2012, 02:36 PM   Top  -  End  -  #7
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"Pants the humanity!"

(How did I get into this thread before Planswalker?)
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Old 08-20-2012, 03:40 PM   Top  -  End  -  #8
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How are you holding up? becuase i am pants.
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Old 08-20-2012, 03:56 PM   Top  -  End  -  #9
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Frankly, my pants, I don't give a damn.

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Toto, I've got a feeling were not in pants anymore.

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Go ahead, make my pants.

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I love the smell of pants in the morning.

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A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his pants with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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You can't handle the pants!

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Get your stinking pants off me, you damn dirty apes!

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I'm king of the pants!
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Old 08-20-2012, 03:59 PM   Top  -  End  -  #10
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Speak softly and carry big pants.
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Old 08-20-2012, 04:21 PM   Top  -  End  -  #11
Zarae
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"Go ahead, make my pants."
"Freedom is the right of all sentient pants."
"Ask not what your pants can do for you--ask what you can do for your pants."
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Old 08-20-2012, 04:29 PM   Top  -  End  -  #12
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Don't pants until you see the whites of their eyes!

I have not yet begun to pants!

To pants, or not to pants? That is the question.
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Old 08-20-2012, 05:37 PM   Top  -  End  -  #13
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"I'm altering the pants. Pray I do not alter them further."
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Old 08-20-2012, 05:57 PM   Top  -  End  -  #14
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"Now what's the next step in your master plan?"
"Crashing this plane... with no pants!"
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Old 08-20-2012, 11:01 PM   Top  -  End  -  #15
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I am thou... thou art I... the time has come, open thine eyes and call forth what is within your pants! "PANTS-SO-NA!"
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Old 08-20-2012, 11:32 PM   Top  -  End  -  #16
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"Pants!"
"You keep saying that word. I do not think you know what it means."
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Old 08-20-2012, 11:36 PM   Top  -  End  -  #17
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"By the power of pants! I have the power!"
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Old 08-20-2012, 11:56 PM   Top  -  End  -  #18
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"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down these pants!"

"Perhaps if we built giant, wooden, pants..."
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Old 08-21-2012, 12:00 AM   Top  -  End  -  #19
Lord Tyger
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"Louie, this could be the pants of a beautiful friendship."

"All pants and no play makes Jack a dull boy."
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Old 08-21-2012, 12:31 AM   Top  -  End  -  #20
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"Veni, Vidi, PANTS!"
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Old 08-21-2012, 01:09 AM   Top  -  End  -  #21
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"We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our pants, whatever the cost may be."
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Old 08-21-2012, 11:38 AM   Top  -  End  -  #22
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"If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword..."
"And you have my bow."
"And my pants!"

Seriously, why hasn't planswalker seen this yet?
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Old 08-21-2012, 11:41 AM   Top  -  End  -  #23
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"GET IN THE PANTS! NOAW!"

It's probably too easy. As in we expect him to be here, so he doesn't bend to our expectations. As in, being Ironic.
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Old 08-21-2012, 11:48 AM   Top  -  End  -  #24
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It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your pants.
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Old 08-21-2012, 12:58 PM   Top  -  End  -  #25
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Default Re: Pants!

"To err is human; to pants, divine."

"Tell that to Jabba. He may only take your pants."
"Over my dead body."

"The more things change, the more pants stay the same."

"I must have hit pretty close to the pants to get her all riled up like that."

"Their pants is too long, they're digging in the wrong place."

"Judge me by my pants do you?"

"And what do you want Vir?"
"I want to live long enough to see your pants cut off and stuck on a pole as a warning to the next ten generations that some things come with too high a price."
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Old 08-21-2012, 01:15 PM   Top  -  End  -  #26
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Default Re: Pants!

HOW did I miss this one? Zarae, you made this thread just for me, didn't you?

"The right pants the right price!"

"Give me pants or give me death!"

"Remember the pants!"

"As the deer pants for the water..."

@V that's getting sigged

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Old 08-21-2012, 01:21 PM   Top  -  End  -  #27
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"With great pants comes great responsibility."

@ ^ - !!! My first sig ever !!! That makes me happy.
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Old 08-21-2012, 01:27 PM   Top  -  End  -  #28
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"Why through away your pants so recklessly?*

"What is the best in pants?"
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Old 08-21-2012, 01:44 PM   Top  -  End  -  #29
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To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their pants.
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Old 08-21-2012, 02:26 PM   Top  -  End  -  #30
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Do or do not, there is no pants

They can take our pants, but they can never take our FREEDOM!
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