This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
Warning: accepting his job offer carries a high risk of being devoured by a monster he's too incompetent to control or killed by one of his numerous enemies while he escapes.
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My FFRP characters. Avatar by Kid Kris. Sigatars by Gulaghar, Kid Kris, Zefir and billtodamax, respectively.
This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
Well, she's not really my mom. Like an really-older sister. I'm eight.
Ummm, okay! I'm small, who is it?
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This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
Hey, Louvre guy. I've mostly kept my nose out of your business, but I really can't let this slide. How could you possibly be stupid enough to hire and instruct a SPY, who's job is to go UNNOTICED on a public forum. That kid is going to get caught so fast, and if he gets hurt you've got child endangerment on a whole stack of other things they are going to lynch you for. Kid, please don't do it. Go play or something. Don't get yourself hurt.
XoXo Blondie
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Pirate Justin avatar by myself. Emmi avatar by Gulaghar, Much Thanks!
Blondie, love. I know what I'm doing, they won't know what the boy looks like! I'm already on the top of the lynch list, I might as well expand my resume of bad deeds, perhaps you'd like to volunteer?
"Then next time, don't build your block house in his territory, dear. Now please stop trying to mindcontrol the daughter of someone who could lock us both inside our own heads for the next million years or so, alright?"
Yohalles, the Wanderer
Lonel, Gentleman Luck
Jongo, God of Sea-Life
Thankyou Raven for the brain-bleach worthy avatar.
They already know he's an eight year old. Not hard to pick out an eight year old in a bar.
And having a rap sheet is nothing to brag about. It just means you got caught with your hand in the cookie jar. I'm happy you managed to find such pride in brazen incompetence.
If you want to go a round, fine then. Meet me in front of the front gate of Remnant headquarters. I'll be the guy in the power armor. Be sure to brag about all your crimes, otherwise I won't know it's you.
XoXo, Blondie
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Pirate Justin avatar by myself. Emmi avatar by Gulaghar, Much Thanks!
Heh, sure. I can spend a clone to kick your ass. I'll be the one in the yellow and purple motorcycle. I've killed plenty stronger chaps than you. So, yer a Remnant boob? Fun.
I'm in the phone book. Pick pretty much any business or residential number in the M section, and you've got like a 63% chance of it being me. I'm not posting anything here, though. You know the trolls will get my number signed up for catgirlfacts texts or something if I leave my personal number on the wall.
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"I can see inside you, the sickness is rising,
It seems that all that was good has died
Oh, no. The world is a scary place
Now that you've woken up the demon in me."
Don't ring a bell...I need you to find out their plan...Then return to Louv're Tower...I'll have a reward, hehe.
A) You shouldn't trust anyone who writes hehe at the end of their sentences and promises you an unspecified reward if you visit his tower.
And...
B)
HAHA! Bring it on little siege group! Marciano Louv're is ready! to get pwnt!
Your message has been defaced! And soon your skull will be defaced along with it! I'll take a picture, I'll hang it here on the wall, and I'll sip a dry martini while kids around the world rejoice!
Heheheheehe. Jerk? Nah....I'm just...not very kind. There's a picture on the wall of Louv're Tower. See, get through that! uh...I mean, it's impossible! It was built by Medean Architects! Then there's a picture of several cloning tanks. See, I got these from a friend about three months ago. (Thanks M.) Sadly...two of my nine clones were just brutally slaughtered....one burnt up to a crips...another shot down by Remnant...jeez....I can't be that bad!
This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
The following is a list of Bounties given by Remnant. Reward Guaranteed! Reasonable expenses and medical attention can be given.
Slave Traders/Owners: Wanted Alive OR Dead. Proof and documentation needed for reward. Marciano: All clones of Marciano are banished from the city of Inside due to bomb threats and public incitement. Any seen in the city are wanted Alive OR Dead.
Bring each bounty to the Remnant HQ to receive the reward!!
(Anyone who wants a PC added to this list, feel free to mention so and I'll add them in. Assume there is a detailed physical description of each of the PCs.)
This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
If the original Marciano Louv're would like to surrender to Remnant, fully disarm his businesses and purported "soul engine", and cooperate with robust and thorough inspections, then he should present himself at the city gates. Remnant will then provide an armed escort to our HQ. Otherwise, no.
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?uoy lear eht evah meht tel d'uoy dnA
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Semper in faecibus suvum, sole profundum variant.
Terrowin Avatar by HappyTurtle. Much thanks!
I have a point!
Always willing to run a dungeon for those who need somewhere to explore. Just PM me, and decide the character and location and I'll see what I can rummage up.
Oi, Marcy boy, sounds like you'll have every bottom feedin' slug comin' after ya now. Sounds like you might need another bodyguard or two. Why not hire a couple'a the best damn guards in town? That is ta' say, me an' other me.
I told ya! My names not 'other me' or 'Joe' its Larry!
Ah shaddap I made ya by cuttin' off my own backside I'll call ya what I want. 'sides I'm tryin' to get us a job here!
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"Then next time, don't build your block house in his territory, dear. Now please stop trying to mindcontrol the daughter of someone who could lock us both inside our own heads for the next million years or so, alright?"
Yohalles, the Wanderer
Lonel, Gentleman Luck
Jongo, God of Sea-Life
Thankyou Raven for the brain-bleach worthy avatar.
Because evidence suggests that he would feed them to sharks for kicks and/or they are too stupid to know to avoid them and therefore unfit to work for him.
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