[Nexus] Home 12: Home, Home and Deranged

[The Alexandrian]

[Fortress Mountain]

Why, callsigns are traditional, are they not? So... Maybe if they're... Perhaps...

I got nothing!

"You..."

"You don't know what a high-five is?"

Clarissa...
Clarissa cannot make sense of this...this madness!

"When I do that, you're supposed to slap the front of my hand. It's acknowledgement of a job well done."

"I think."

[Mindfreak]

Dave and Clarissa's House
"Well yeah, she should be, I taught her to be like that."
"And yes, I know. My mom told me about all of Umbrella's experiments. But...if Dave married you, you must be okay."
"Further more, I'm good on cultists. And, er, being evil..."
Clarissa meeting her new adopted daughter: Success!

[The Alexandrian]

[Dave and Clarissa's House]

"But I'm evil and intimidating! Rawr!"

Clarissa swipes a hand through the air like it were a claw to accompany her rawring!

"See? Evil!"

Clarissa returns to her seat, attempting to prod Dave with three of her tails as she seats herself.

"Dave. Dave. Dave."

"We should go out tonight to celebrate! At a trendy restaurant!"

"You name the place!"

[Mindfreak]

Dave and Clarissa's House
Jane giggled a little.
"How about Dancing Fox Inn? Last time I was there the food and entertainment was quite good."

[ThirdEmperor]

Fortress Mountain

But you're not sure, are you Clarissa? How can you be sure of anything anymore? Right could be left, up could be down, there's no knowing, not in a world where the high-five is no longer a universal symbol of awesome.

Quirking an eyebrow in confusion, Day nonetheless raises his own hand and awkwardly high fives Clarissa, thus restoring the balance of all things. "Oh-kay." This 'high-five' thing is pretty weird and kinda stupid if you ask him. Slapping somebody's for when you don't approve. "Can this console do anything else?" Also, who cares when there's potential SCIENCE! to discover!

And I've decided I'll blame Day's knowledge of callsign on Icarus. Haven't played him as much as I should, but he seems the type to train his soldiers in callsign simply because soldiers are supposed to know callsign.

[KerfuffleMach2]

Originally Posted by Beans

[Weiss House]
She nods at the wine too, then turns around with a smile, nodding.
Lots! Thaaaanks.
She smiles back, giggling.

Weiss House

Rachel smiles. Well, that's good. You don't have to get so nervous around me. And with that, she starts on her food.

[Beans]

[Weiss House]
She eats too; a drone puts one of Rachel's DVDs on for them.
Alilia seems much more relaxed now, and sits close to her wife.

[KerfuffleMach2]

Weiss House

Rachel watches the movie with a smile. Not long into the movie, she will go to put her arm around Alilia's shoulders and pull her a little bit closer.

[Beans]

[Weiss House]
She blushes happily, nestling close and sipping her wine.

[KerfuffleMach2]

[Weiss House]

By the time the movie is over, Rachel's gone through a couple glasses of wine.

She'll set her glass down, then stretch out her arms and legs in front of her a little.

So, what she we do now, hm?

[Beans]

[Weiss House]
Alilia lays her head on Rachel's shoulder, having had a couple glasses herself.
Cuddle? She smiles up at her bride, happily flushed.

[KerfuffleMach2]

[Weiss House]

Rachel smiles to her bride, her face a little red as well. Not from any kind of blushing, though.

Sounds good to me. She closes her eyes and leans her head against Alilia's.

[Beans]

[Weiss House]
She nestles closer, holding her close and sliding her light little frame into Rachel's lap, sighing in bliss.

[KerfuffleMach2]

[Weiss House]

Rachel gives a content sigh as well. She'll try to snuggle with Alilia a little more as the alien girl moves onto her lap...

And lose her balance. Making her tip sideways onto the couch, likely bringing Alilia with her.

[Beans]

[Weiss House]
Alilia giggles, snuggling into her bride's embrace.
Be carefulling...

[KerfuffleMach2]

[Weiss House]

Rachel chuckles, some of her hair in her face.

My bad. Guess that wine hit me a little harder than I thought.

She snuggles back. This is good, though. Nice and comfy right here.

[Beans]

[Weiss House]
After a while of snuggles, the blushing bride looks up again.
Ray?
Um... I's wondering... you wan' maybe...

[KerfuffleMach2]

[Weiss House]

Rachel seems confused for a moment.

Huh?

Oh...right...um...Yeah. She nods. Yeah. Um, maybe we should go to the bedroom first, though? Might be better than on the couch.

[Beans]

[Weiss House]
She blushes and giggles, getting off the couch and reaching to help her up.
Okay!

[KerfuffleMach2]

[Weiss House]

Rachel is pulled up. Which is good, cause it doesn't seem like she could have gotten up under her own power.

Once standing, she points to the bedroom. Onward! And then she makes her way there, taking off her jacket as she goes.

[Beans]

[Weiss House]
She helps her get there, sitting her down on the nice white bed and beginning to undress.
She even removes her pegleg; her left leg ends in a smooth termination halfway down the calf.
The pretty alien girl turns to Rachel, a little nervous.

[KerfuffleMach2]

[Weiss House]

Despite the alcohol fueled wave of confidence, Rachel is a little hesitant once she's undressed. Just for a moment, though.

Wow. You look great. She smiles at her bride, then leans in to kiss her, placing a hand behind her head.

[Beans]

[Weiss House]
She kisses back, holding her gently in return.
Also you...

[KerfuffleMach2]

[Weiss House]

Rachel gives a nervous giggle, then resumes the kiss, now bringing her other hand to Alilia's back.

[Beans]

[Weiss House]
After a short while, she reaches for the curtain nervously but excitedly.

[The Alexandrian]

[Dave and Clarissa's House]

"I believe that is a very good idea. A very, very good idea. The atmosphere was family friendly too! And we're family now, Jane! And I've several more already on the way!"

"Question is, how are we getting there? Possessed motorcycle? Possessive dragon? Portal? Portal. Let's use a portal. They're f-a-s-t."

If neither Jane nor Dave object, Clarissa will tear a hole in the fabric of space-time that should transport whosoever enters it to the DFI.

"Oh! And welcome home, Dave."

Clarissa attempts to kiss Dave! She almost forgot to do that! Almost!

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[Fortress Mountain]

It's a lie! All of it! Everything is false! A sham! Monkeyshines! Malarkey! Nothing makes sense anymore! Nothing! The world is falling apart! I can see forever! Someone divided by zero! Ahhhh-

Oh wait. Day completed the ritual of the high-five. He'll live! This time...

"Oh, you can play hundreds of games on this console, Day. Games like Super Smash Sisters, Legend of Link, Minecarp, Glass Effect, Half-Scythe, Psycholots, Dead Mace, Dead Smilin', James Blonde, Marcio, Jelli Knights, Jelli Academy, Wormz, HAL-No!, Cures of Mankey Island, and Super Salad Boy to name a few! And you can get more from the internet! And watch videos on Nextube!"

More fun than a barrel-full of monkeys consolidated into one small box! Heck, Day could even go so far as to cram monkeys into barrels if he chose to play Donkey Con!

[KerfuffleMach2]

[Weiss House]

Rachel, with a grin, helps Alilia pull it down.

[Beans]

[Weiss House]
Afterward, she's nestled close and blissfully sleepy.
Mmm... Ray-Ray.

[KerfuffleMach2]

[Weiss House]

Rachel nuzzles her bride a little, a large smile on her face.

Ali...that was great...

[Beans]

[Weiss House]
Mhm!
She shivers a little; it is a little cold not to be wearing anything.
Brr...