The jackass was not on the server, he was my brother and he did something that infuriated me causing me to be a jerk on the server. The admin did nothing wrong and had full reason to ban me. Anyway, update tomorrow.
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Originally Posted by Rogerd
Strike me down and I'll clean the floor faster than you can imagine
This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
This does not appear to be a Ramsus heavy episode. The problem (a single giant creature) would be too easy to solve. One mind control spell (go kill super dark) and the issue would be resolved. =P
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I have no idea how you could possibly have convinced anyone, living or not, witch or not, to for a single second doubt that you were scum. It's scary.
It's time to play everyone's favorite gameshow! That's right, you guessed it, Vote-the-next-chapter-of-Omnitopia-the-playgrounder! The Chapter with the most votes will become the next Chapter!
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Family Matters: The secrets behind Maxios' rule of the city are revealed!
Law and Disorder: Fizzybobnewt (also known as the goddarn Catman) is forced to team up with everybody's second favorite anarchist GuyFawkes to fight a greater evil!
The Lich Project: A few clueless, foul-mouthed teenagers go out in a dark forest at night to get footage of the ghost of a Lich (how is it that even possible you may ask? Answer: I have no friggin' clue) and end up running into a
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I'm voting for Family Matters
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Strike me down and I'll clean the floor faster than you can imagine
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I once had a DM shoot down my wizard with an octopus familiar idea when I pointed out the ink loophole and declared my intention to escape bad situations by holding my pet above my head and shouting "BEHOLD, THE OCTOPUS!" before disappearing in a cloud of chemical darkness.
One of the primary qualities that a Germanic hero exhibits almost universally is a sharp wit and never being caught at a loss for words and always always come out on top because he's more clever than the other guy. A riddle is very much like a verbal Rorschach test in that if you're doing it right, there is never one definitive "right" answer; It's supposed to be an exercise in lateral thinking and problem solving.
Law and Disorder, because I'd like to see how the character interactions unfold there. However, if that leads to a tie, I can switch to Family Matters.
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Can I pleeeeeeeeze be one of the teens maybe with my boyfriend in the woods?
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This is the thief who likes to hoard,
That loves the bard with the puppet Lord
That admires the fighter with the green-hilted sword,
That employs the Wizard, whose bird is ignored,
That has the gender unexplored
That intrigues the Halfling, usually bored,
That slew a mountain of the goblin horde,
That follows the cleric,
That serves the lich,
That seeks the gate,
That guards the snarl,
That lives in the prison the gods built.
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Re: Omnitopia: The Playground
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