"Well, the Great and Powerful Trixie can't actually transport you to Equestria... But!
The Great and Powerful Trixie can beat you over the head until you think that's what happened!"
What do you do with 40 tonnes of walnuts? I would guess everyone who sells walnuts have their established suppliers and you can't just post an ad if anyone wants to buy large amounts of walnuts cheaply, now that police is looking for it.
If it was just randomly stolen trucks that just happened to be loaded with walnuts, it wouldn't be too strange, but apparently the thief had forged all the right shipping papers, so he knew what he was getting.
The random background generator is awesome. I got a NG dwarven magus who was involved in a "pleasure" scandal with some arcane experiment backfire as well. My imagination is running off with that.
"Well, the Great and Powerful Trixie can't actually transport you to Equestria... But!
The Great and Powerful Trixie can beat you over the head until you think that's what happened!"
What do you do with 40 tonnes of walnuts? I would guess everyone who sells walnuts have their established suppliers and you can't just post an ad if anyone wants to buy large amounts of walnuts cheaply, now that police is looking for it.
You wouldn't steal it unless you already had a buyer, or a fence who had a buyer.
Suddenly, wyoming finds itself engulfed with baby walnut trees. 1000 acres worth in a vast forest that sprung up over the winter mysteriously. And according to the article, its a guy with a russian accent, clearly the russian mob is trying to rob the united states of its syrup and walnuts. It wont stop there either. We need to keep an eye on all other long lasting foods packaged in gigantic freaking amounts.
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"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."
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Originally Posted by Nerd-o-rama
Traab is yelling everything that I'm thinking already.
"If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."
The next thing on the list will be the dairy creameries. Someone is trying to hold the world's supply of Maple Walnut ice cream hostage.
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Originally Posted by GungHo, on Battletech
The Atlas is also goofy but it has that whole "Stay Puft Marshmallow Man" menacing smile thing going for it. The guy who drew that one up was obviously taken to the Nutcracker when he was a child... and he was screaming in terror the entire time.
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Originally Posted by Enterti, Cogidubnus
Glyphstone, out of all the playground I think you scare me the most...
The next thing on the list will be the dairy creameries. Someone is trying to hold the world's supply of Maple Walnut ice cream hostage.
I KNEW there was a pattern! Should we place a guard on the national waffle cone repository?
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"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."
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Originally Posted by Nerd-o-rama
Traab is yelling everything that I'm thinking already.
"If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse,” I said, sounding calm, probably inaudible in the midst of the screaming. “Inevitable. Wasn’t that how she put it? I told them. Warned them.”
-Taylor Hebert. Yes, I'm a proud Skittle.
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