Five People on GitP (Let the paranoia begin!)

[MageOfCakes]

1. I missed you too.

2. That was unexpected, but not unwelcome.

3. You should try and find a PFS game in your area.

4. You are as odd as ever xD

5. *hug*

[Thufir]

1. It's coming up on a month. Is something wrong? I worry about you sometimes.
2. Interesting to note how quickly you turned around on that point...
3. Seems a bit random that you just happened to ask me rather than anyone else.
4. So what's going on with you?
5. No, not you. Don't respond to things clearly meant for someone else.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

1. The kitten was no trouble at all. Your door was more trouble than the cat.

2. So how was season 3's opener?

3. Thank you for your service to our country.

4. As soon as I get a decent job, I'm gonna pay you back.

5. Thanks again for showing me Cards against Humanity.

[MonkeyBusiness]

1. I won't be able to read it till Tuesday or Wednesday. Thanks for understanding.
2. I don't think I have enough investigation tokens do anything but drink coffee and potter around the yard. Heinrich and I are lying low. But every now and then I giggle and mutter to myself: a monkey with a cigar ...
3. Rivet spent quite some time this morning searching for you: where's the lady with the tasty pants? "Lick it! It's what the audience wants!" If only she could juggle.
4. Hup! Do practice your tennis ball-throwing skills.
5. Sorry our conversation got cut sho -
.

[PurityIcekiller]

1. I have no idea. I haven't seen it yet. (I don't know which show you're referring to, but I'm pretty sure this applies to all of them.)
2. I'll see about it. It sounds like an interesting system.
3. Are you still keeping track of promotions? I was looking forward to you getting to quadruple digits.
4. There's a little hint there to a plot reveal that may actually be a complete red herring depending on how I decide to swing things.
5. But that's no fun. Especially when no one's addressing anything to you.

[Socratov]

1. Don't be jealous, if you give me a moment, I'll whistle one for you too. Sadly it does come with added 'benefits'
2. There might be a chance that your awesome stuff will be turnined into an equinine variant
3. (aimed at multiple people) Soon I'll join the

Spoiler

dark

equinine side...
4. hope you get over it soon. I'd hate to see sad people
5. Hope we can hurry, can't wait to start play

[The Succubus]

1. *gives a big squishy hug because you are a lovely and wonderful person*

2. You appear to have completely dropped off the radar. I miss you and I hope you're okay in your little corner of Trogland.

3. Awww. I hope you'll change your mind. I like the Imp.

4. Just over 2 weeks to go til I get to annoy all of you again!

5. It'll be slightly longer than that before I get to annoy all of you lot again though. >.>

[Mauve Shirt]

1. It was so fun to see you again, and I really enjoyed all of the games we played! Oh and also, you have one of the cutest dogs I've ever seen!!!
2. I really wish you weren't moving. I mean, we were so ridiculous not to hang out any of the 5 years we've lived so close to each other. I have so much fun whenever we do get together! Moving is stressful and exciting, but have fun in your new location.
3. I'll switch for a while, but only if you remake my avatar holding a gun to it's head.
4. Boy were you mistaken.
5. LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY!

[Serpentine]

1. I dreamt that I made out with you, and then had to tell you that I wasn't interested although the smooches were nice. I can't tell you, cuz it might hurt your feelings.
2. I dreamt that I made out with you, and it was pretty great, except that we kept doing it in front of another forumite, and that made me feel bad.
3. I'd quite like to have a dream involving you and make-outs... Stoopid brain.
4. You claim to be open to criticism, but unless it's delivered in exactly the specifically right way, you refuse to accept it. That is not being open to criticism. Incidentally, this applies to my sister as well...
5. Don't ask if you're not prepared to hear an answer you won't like.

[Thufir]

1. Rest assured that if I could afford to fly back and forth round the world on a regular basis, we'd be having great times with each other.
2. I would love to help you with that if you'd be OK with it, but distance and oceans.
3. You as well.
4. I really wish you could talk to me about these things.
5. It's going to be great to see you in four days time!

[Dimonite]

1. I love you in the least creepy way possible.
2. I'd shovel your driveway any day, if you catch my snowdrift.
3. Why can't you live closer to me? I wanna hang out with you!
4. You're silly.
5. Did you not subscribe to your own thread? Is that why you're not talking to us?

[The Succubus]

1.

Dreams of Playgrounders
Nocturnal makeouts are fun
I will not say who! / No, it is not you.

2.

A kind loving friend
Inspiring chat and critique
You brighten my day ^_^

3.

Fun Friday frolicks
I will get to see you all
Come hell or high water

4.

A pony that mines
Loaded with shiny treasure
Have you seen our host?

5.

Writing in haiku
A game for the paranoid
This is not your one

[PurityIcekiller]

1. You know what you and Rosella of Daventry have in common?
2. I swear, I cannot be nice to you. Every time I consider it, you just hurt my feelings again.
3. Your haiku postings
Bring new vigour to this thread
Please keep making them.
4. That helps, but not much.
5. Hello there! I haven't seen you outside this thread as far as I recall.

[Tectonic Robot]

1.) That is one impressive Five People on GitP post. o_o

2/3.) You two are always in such a scuffle all the time! Can't you just agree to mutually ignore each other or something? T_T

4.) There are few things that would make me happier than your spontaneous reappearance.

5.) Hoh-my. That certainly is something. .//.

[Thufir]

1. One of those haiku has one syllable too many.
2. Regardless, I'm here for you.
3. See, I did!
4. I wonder who that one was about. I kind of want to congratulate them.
5. So, interesting thing. I went back through all my previous posts in this thread, and there are quite a few things I said which I don't know who they were directed at any more. If the search function was still around I might have tried to count up the proportions.

[Mauve Shirt]

1. You need to stop having your feelings hurt by such a small thing as someone saying "Cute, but I don't like your fandom".
2. And you need to stop being a **** in general.
3. I know right! But it's ok, it's just the natural order of things. If we ever WEREN'T fighting it would probably be the end of the world.
4. Note to us: cease fighting on December 21st.
5. I forget a lot of mine too, but I think there's more than one time I just said a generic thing because I couldn't think of a fifth person.

[Socratov]

1. I thank you, you know what for ;)
2. You too I thank for a day of entertainment
3.
You gave this thread
another form
Like in your dorm
You changed your bed

A Haiku you made
though with a flaw
you didn't saw
but you needed an aide

Though Haikus are won
and statements are lost
it is the keyboard don

through words you accost
and thoughts you pass on
But you never thaw the frost

3. have you any idea how hard it is to come up with a quick sonnet?
4. I too hope it works out perfectly
5. If I'm successfull you'll get what you want

[PurityIcekiller]

1. I can't help it. People should know what ticks me off by now, and if they don't respect that, I have a right to be offended.
2. A third party started it this time. Plus, I actually like her when I'm not mad at her.
3. I haven't tried it, but it's probably harder than a quick limerick.
4. Why do my characters keep ending up shipped with yours?
5. Since I forgot to answer earlier, no, I haven't. Who do you think should take over if he doesn't return?

[Kelvin360]

1. I've been so busy it's not even funny but...I can't believe I missed so much. I kind of feel like I abandoned you.
2. I don't know if that's even for me, but...assume nothing. He is not as he seems!
3. I find myself agreeing heartily with you.
4. Your PM piqued my interest. I have a paper bag prepared!
5. How can you make something THAT morbid so romantic?! How??

[Thufir]

1. Yes you can.
2. Hm. I thought I was resolved on this, but you always draw out that thought from the back of my mind...
3. Could you post something in the You thread so I don't have to double post?
4. I hope you're confused trying to figure out who these are for and to what they refer.
5. I am kind of curious as well, now, but it could feel a bit weird depending on the results.

[Tectonic Robot]

1.) Man, you gotta take a chill pill! Let it all hang out. Don't take the little things folk say so seriously around here, savvy?

2.) Rereading this thread, I am now wondering if your 1st post was directed at me. Alas, this is probably wishful thinking, mixed with a DESPERATE LUST FOR ATTENTION

3.) You must slow your stab roll, friend! Sloooooow it doooooown

4.) Tell me what is in that darn cup already o_O

5.) Despite having really only interacted with you via a thread about hugs, you seem like a really swell person! So, um, 'grats on your swellness. ^^'

[Serpentine]

1. God. You really are a bigot. Or a troll. Or both, hiding your bigotry behind "jk lol!"
2. Thank you! It's pretty good so far!
3. I wants picks :3
4. Go enter the Contest!
5. That really sucks I'm with Rawhide on the therapist, but your parents were completely out of line. I hope it works out.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

1. I'm loving the shiny new avatar!
2. Get well soon, I'm missing the comic!
3. I miss chatting with you more, but I know how college and a girlfriend can keep you busy.
4. Sigh....I've thought about the comic once or twice, but haven't actually done any work on it. Gah. We all need to move closer so we can meet up in person. I think Canada boy is our biggest obstacle on that front.
5. In case you didn't figure out what I was hinting at, get your rude, crude, and nude arse to the States!

[Socratov]

1. You didn't mean me with that, right?
2. you have started an idea that either goes well or blows up the world (presumably both)
3. I hope you start making some as well so we could compare results
4. I'm glad you approve
5. Good luck with the *thing* that happened which might have good or bad consequences

[The Succubus]

1 & 2. You two need to have a sleigh-off and see which one is better suited to hauling Santa's huge butt around on Christmas Eve. One of you looks better suited but the other's species has considerably more endurance.

3. I really enjoyed that utterly bizzare game we played at the meet-up and I'll tell you so the next opportunity I get.

4. *gives a long squeezy hug*

5. You often display flashes of wit that your avatar would be proud of. I do wonder if you know the answer to your question though...

[Haruki-kun]

1. I miss talking to you, too. It's just finals, they'll be over soon.
2. That was a bit of a morale boost, actually. Thanks!
3. Oh, you.
4. I really wanna see you again! It's too bad I don't think I'll make the SE Trogland meet-up this summer, though... Well, too soon to tell.
5. I also want to see you guys! I've been so busy with school and stuff I haven't even tried, but geez, you're like... right there!

[Thufir]

1. I just can't fathom how you would think that was a legitimate criticism ratehr than you being biased.
2. You're still better than me.
3. Yeah, your idea was better than mine.
4. Really looking forward to meeting you come summer!
5. It hadn't really occurred to me that you stopped posting, but now you mention it I'm sad.

[PurityIcekiller]

1. Nah, we can team up. I'm not that competitive about those things.
2. You want attention? Here. You're cute. That good?
3. I don't have any to spare, but you can borrow my shovel if you like.
4. There's a thin line between "maintaining reasonable control over a storyline" and "railroading", you know.
5. So who here likes dragons? I might start a game involving them.

[Kelvin360]

1. Yay, exposition! ...But holy cow that came out darker than I intended.
2. I'm waaaaatiiiiing...
3. Oh. Oooooh. That... 'Mistake' is too soft a word.
4. *evil laughter* I'm gonna lose this one.
5. Can I just say again how awesome that was? Seriously, wow.
6. I haven't said this in a while: You're awesome.

[Trog]

1. Happy Holidays to you!
2. Love and Joy come to you
3. And to you your wassail too
4. Hopefully this year it will be more white? Would be more so already if you were living a little more southeast from what I hear. Yikes. o.o
5. A long December and there's reason to believe
Maybe this year will be better than the last
I can't remember the last thing that you said as you were leaving
Oh the days go by so fast