NG Human Conjurer 3, Session Count: 9
LE Human Cleric 6/Master of Shrouds 6, Session Count: 1
My full title is as follows: Amidus "AmiDrex", His Drexcellency "Speedasaurus Drex" Drexel.
Feel free to truncate or otherwise shorten this as you see fit. (Haphazardly dropping letters from my username appears to be popular)
Well, that's good. If I just had to drink it until I died, I'd be somewhat worried; after all, I'd get really dehydrated on a diet of pure pepsi. If I can drink it forever, I don't have to worry about dying!
I curse the person below me to live forever.
"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
So, this morning as I put one foot out of the bed, I realised that where the evening before there had been my floor (with a damn nice carpet from Ikea!), there was now a small wormhole. Awesome, right? Yeah, that's until after I contacted NASA, where nobody believed me, the press somehow got wind of it, of which only the tabloids believed me, and I then got a visit from the MIB, who seemed to believe me just fine. Now here I am, hanging on for dear life to my little inflatable boat while a Tyrannosaur is on the prowl...
I curse TPBM to only ever speak in song lyrics.
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature. The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.