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Okay, this is how the game works. You, the poster have been afflicted with a strange curse, as detailed in the post directly above yours- and should react, showing the effects of the curse.
You then get to place a similarly bizarre curse on the person below (but please keep them board appropriate).
For example, much as you may not know it, the white space above my post cursed me to start a game in SMBG... go figure.
I, on the other hand, curse the person beneath me that everything they touch shall turn into a random internet meme.
Hey, this oughta work great in a bar scene. "Hey, baby, you know what they say about guys with big noses?". Or even "Hey there, ladies. How about a man who can pleasure the both of you at once?".
I curse the person below me to talk like a racist stereotype.
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NG Human Conjurer 3, Session Count: 9
LE Human Cleric 6/Master of Shrouds 6, Session Count: 1
My full title is as follows: Amidus "AmiDrex", His Drexcellency "Speedasaurus Drex" Drexel.
Feel free to truncate or otherwise shorten this as you see fit. (Haphazardly dropping letters from my username appears to be popular)
Well, that's good. If I just had to drink it until I died, I'd be somewhat worried; after all, I'd get really dehydrated on a diet of pure pepsi. If I can drink it forever, I don't have to worry about dying!
I curse the person below me to live forever.
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Allons-y!
"Everything I see is total, unblemished reality...Except for the flying carrots. Those are probably fake." ~Trixie
Good, now I can finally achieve my dream of insulting everyone who exists, will exist, or has existed... In alphabetical order. You're a terrible person, Balmas. You aren't good enough to be a pony.
T (obnoxious) PBM is now cursed with never being able to ingest liquids. Only solids or gases.
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Greatest nonsensical poem ever= Lewis Carroll: Jabberwocky
In response to a thread asking how to manage an army:
Quote:
Originally Posted by woodzyowl
1. Take Dread Necro.
2. Reach level 8.
3. Zombify or skelefy the army.
4. ???
5. Profit.
So, this morning as I put one foot out of the bed, I realised that where the evening before there had been my floor (with a damn nice carpet from Ikea!), there was now a small wormhole. Awesome, right? Yeah, that's until after I contacted NASA, where nobody believed me, the press somehow got wind of it, of which only the tabloids believed me, and I then got a visit from the MIB, who seemed to believe me just fine. Now here I am, hanging on for dear life to my little inflatable boat while a Tyrannosaur is on the prowl...
I curse TPBM to only ever speak in song lyrics.
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78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature. The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.
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