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Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."
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Traab is yelling everything that I'm thinking already.
"If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."
It's supposed to snow later this month. I live up in the woods, so I get snowed in when everyone else doesn't. I hope I have enough toilet paper. ****.
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It's supposed to snow later this month. I live up in the woods, so I get snowed in when everyone else doesn't. I hope I have enough toilet paper. ****.
Go buy a package now. Also some canned soup or something.
and some snow shoes and a decent jacket, that way you can go get more when the roads aren't plowed.
I am praying for snow, because then I don't need to risk life and limb roller-skiing any more for the year.
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Ultimately what is the point of being a wizard if you can't force the laws of physics to sit in a corner and cry softly?
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The game was pitched as two intelligent sides fighting a shadow war; it's a bit discouraging to sit down to play chess and be told there are no pawns in checkers
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If you get lucky you can then sacrifice the paladins. Odds are they are virgins too.
Hell, if you do things right you only need a single virgin to start with. After that, they get home delivered
Yeah I figured. Why do stores in Texas even carry snow shovels and snowblowers? Heh.
My dad's in El Paso. When he visited for the wedding, he took a picture of the snowblowers to show to a coworker who could not comprehend what a snowblower was, having always lived in Texas. My dad, being from Massachusetts, found that hilarious and happily took a picture to go with an explanation after he got back.
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Fantasy literature is ONLY worthwhile for what it can tell us about the real world; everything else is petty escapism.
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No author should have to take the time to say, "This little girl ISN'T evil, folks!" in order for the reader to understand that. It should be assumed that no first graders are irredeemably Evil unless the text tells you they are.
My dad's in El Paso. When he visited for the wedding, he took a picture of the snowblowers to show to a coworker who could not comprehend what a snowblower was, having always lived in Texas. My dad, being from Massachusetts, found that hilarious and happily took a picture to go with an explanation after he got back.
I stopped questioning the vagaries of my dad's methods years ago. I asked the same thing and still don't quite understand his answer.
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Originally Posted by The Giant
Fantasy literature is ONLY worthwhile for what it can tell us about the real world; everything else is petty escapism.
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Originally Posted by The Giant
No author should have to take the time to say, "This little girl ISN'T evil, folks!" in order for the reader to understand that. It should be assumed that no first graders are irredeemably Evil unless the text tells you they are.
I think it was in part the fact that they were sitting out at the front of the store and to prove to his coworker "Yes, they actually sell these machines."Or something. Like I said, at times I don't quite know what he's doing.
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Originally Posted by The Giant
Fantasy literature is ONLY worthwhile for what it can tell us about the real world; everything else is petty escapism.
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Originally Posted by The Giant
No author should have to take the time to say, "This little girl ISN'T evil, folks!" in order for the reader to understand that. It should be assumed that no first graders are irredeemably Evil unless the text tells you they are.
I think it was in part the fact that they were sitting out at the front of the store and to prove to his coworker "Yes, they actually sell these machines."Or something. Like I said, at times I don't quite know what he's doing.
Go online, go to a big chain hardware store website, search "snowblower"...
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