Guilty or Not Guilty

[Amidus Drexel]

Not especially. I wouldn't make them over, say, regular pancakes, but I'll eat 'em.

TPBM enjoys listening to (what they consider) long songs. And I may have a somewhat skewed reference point here; I frequently listen to songs longer than fifteen minutes long; which is almost fifteen times the attention span of some of my friends.

[Unbeknownst]

One of my favorite songs is 10 minutes 20 seconds long. So... Yes.



You! Yes, you! With the face! I bet you like swords don't you!

[Drakeburn]

Ha ha ha ha! Joke's on you! I like staffs better. Believe me, I'm terrible with sword-fighting!

TPBM: you are accused of liking poppy seed muffins!

Guilty, or not guilty?

[A Rainy Knight]

Not guilty, because I've never eaten one! But what if I actually like them but just don't know it yet...?

TPBM, you stand accused of having played air guitar to an awesome rock song. How do you plead?

[Amidus Drexel]

Of course. When I know the song, I actually attempt to play the correct notes on said air guitar. You may also accuse me of air bass, air drums, and air piano.

TPBM has eaten a cat advertised as such.

[Woodzyowl]

Not guilty. CATs are generally too hard for me to nom without breaking my beak, assuming you're talking about the construction vehicles.

TPBM stands accused of purposely ignoring what TPAH meant and changing it for comedic purposes within the past 42 years. How do you plead?

[Socratov]

Not guilty, I haven't got the faintest idea of what it means... though if I must guess, The [REDACTED] And Hair

TPBM: have you, or have you not, worked as a bartender and tried to deliberately get people druk and having them pay for it?

[Cuthalion]

I stand Not Guilty.

TPBM stands accused of gaining incredible amount of pleasure out of seeing lemmings jumping off cliffs. Guilty or Not Guilty?

[Balmas]

Not guilty, especially when you consider that the myth that lemmings jump off of cliffs is a lie created by a Disney nature documentary. The lemmings wouldn't jump, so they threw them off the cliff.

Person below me, you stand accused of preferring a laptop over a desktop. How do you plead?

[radhop]

Not Guilty. I prefer a desktop.

TPBM you are accused of preferring Mountain Dew over other brands of fountain drinks.

[Drakeburn]

Not guilty! Muahahahahahahahaha!!!! I don't like soda.

Whosoever is below this post, I hear that you are guilty of hearing a Justin Bieber song! Do you claim guilty, or not guilty?

*grabs onto switch to the electric chair*

[North_Ranger]

Not guilty. I have never heard a Bieber song, and judging by the hubbub I hear about him, I don't think I've missed anything of importance.

You there! You look like you enjoy being nude when no one's looking. How do you plead?

[Amidus Drexel]

I rather enjoy wearing clothes, actually, although there are times where that is not as useful as the alternative.

TPBM stands accused of being more than six feet tall.

[Balmas]

Indeed. I'm 6'3".

Guilty or not Guilty: you can do a small amount of magic tricks.

Witchcraft! Burn her!

[Drakeburn]

You will not burn me! *turns Balmas into a baby pony*
In truth, I can only one or two magic tricks.

Guilty or not guilty: You have PHB, MM, and DMG for D&D 4e!

[North_Ranger]

Nope. Core rulebook, DMG, Bestiaries 1-3, APG, UM, UC, ARG and 20+ others for Pathfinder, though.

You stand accused of not having read World War Z by Max Brooks. How do you plead?

[Amidus Drexel]

Guilty. I don't read much anymore, though, so you could say that for almost any set of books.

TPBM has recently eaten some really good vindaloo.

[Socratov]

Not recently... a few years ago, sure, but not recently. Would love some

person Below me I accuse you of being a prince(ss) in the kitchen

[gunnar11]

I do cook some real good meals, but a prince? I don't know, maybe

TPBM is accused of having eaten chocolate with cheese!

[Drakeburn]

Actually, I did do that. It was part of a crepe I had in Cancun, Mexico for Christmas vacation a few years back. Good times.......


TBPM is accused of touching a Twilight book!

[Amidus Drexel]

Yeah, a friend of mine had one, and I used it to slap someone in the face... I forget who received that slap, actually.

TPBM is a fan of The Mars Volta.

[smuchmuch]

The defense will plead not guilty on this, your honnor, for the defense doesn't even know what a 'Mars Volta' is.

You there ! Yes you the felow below, you stand accused of chewing your fingernails when you are nervous.

[Ninjaman]

Not guilty. I chew them because I am bored.

The person below me, I have heard that you liked the third matrix movie. Is this true?

[Hbgplayer]

No Contest. I saw it long ago, and forget the details about it.

Thy below-est me, thy hath been charged with of forcing thy family and coworkers to listen to holiday music before the 1st of December! How doth thy plead?

[Amidus Drexel]

No! Not guilty! And if someone did that to me, I'd blast some Schoenberg until they stopped. Or ran away. I hate christmas music, barring a very few songs, and I only plan on listening to any during the week that it's in.

TPBM's favorite soda is not American-made. Guilty?

[A Rainy Knight]

Not guilty, since Orange Crush apparently came out of California. That said, although it probably gets produced elsewhere these days, Canada Dry is a mighty fine ginger ale.

TPBM has a favorite seasonal/holiday candy (candy corn, candy canes, chocolate eggs, etc.). Guilty?

[Drakeburn]

Nope. I'm not a sweet - tooth.

TPBM is accused of wearing a Speedo!

[Socratov]

NEVAR! Such a garment would surely not fit my legacymakers.

You below me, you don't drinkk alcohol. How do you plead?

[Elemental]

Guilty. I do not drink alcohol.
Is there any crime in that?


You, Person Below, stand accused of liking orange juice.

[Ninjaman]

Not guilty. I have never consumed that hideous nectar by choice.

You TPBM you have seen all the twillight movies haven't you?