Re: Schlock Mercenary III: One million years of crowdsourced kitten videos
Quote:
Originally Posted by BRC
Yeah, barring a miracle, she's very, very dead.
The note seems to suggest that she's probably more likely to be maimed in a way that they can fix later so long as she hasn't gotten any of active nannies inside of her or something else untoward, like, whatever reason it was for why she didn't transform.
__________________
"Children afraid of the night
Who have never been happy or good." - September 1, 1939. W.H. Auden
Quote:
Originally Posted by Keld Denar
+3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
Re: Schlock Mercenary III: One million years of crowdsourced kitten videos
It might make sense for her to be IntAff's second plant. She could have blood nannies that counter the RedHack, which would explain why she didn't turn.
__________________ "...I worry that modern gaming is gradually shrinking the wide spectrum of gameplay mechanics into a single narrow red bar with "KILL" written on it sideways. Exploration, navigation, puzzles, platforming, all gradually shrinking away until only one thing remains, being taken by the hand from room to room, moving on only when nothing remains alive in each one." - Yhatzee Crosshaw
Re: Schlock Mercenary III: One million years of crowdsourced kitten videos
It's possible the hostage was behind the line of Gavmogres who just spat nannies into the room. It would be slightly odd storytelling for her to survive, not turn, and then get roasted by the plasma discharge.
Re: Schlock Mercenary III: One million years of crowdsourced kitten videos
Quote:
Originally Posted by HandofShadows
Schlock is no longer in his armor. Don't you think the former hostage might be inside it now?
I think it's more likely that Shlock switched out of his armor (he seems to be able to deploy the suit in a matter of seconds, do stowing it away is likely similarly swift) because it doesn't look like it's built for a close combat brawl, which is what this is rapidly going to descend into.
Also, remember, something else had Danita terrified- It's quite possible she saw the Gavmogre assault coming up behind Tagon and Co., so she wouldn't have been inside the plasma bath at all.
__________________
Steam ID: Sir_Dwar_Of_Ebberon Testing the Monk: One-shot encounters designed to answer the Monkday question once and for all (or at least give us one more thing to link to each time it does come up). Monk players and DMs needed!
Re: Schlock Mercenary III: One million years of crowdsourced kitten videos
Quote:
Originally Posted by Squark
I think it's more likely that Shlock switched out of his armor (he seems to be able to deploy the suit in a matter of seconds, do stowing it away is likely similarly swift) because it doesn't look like it's built for a close combat brawl, which is what this is rapidly going to descend into.
Also, remember, something else had Danita terrified- It's quite possible she saw the Gavmogre assault coming up behind Tagon and Co., so she wouldn't have been inside the plasma bath at all.
OR she was freaking out about the shot striking an inch away from her head. She's a civilian, captured by murderous super-soldiers who were previously her friends, and about to be rescued by power-armored mercenaries. It won't take a lot to freak her out.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dsurion
I don't know if you've noticed, but pretty much everything BRC posts is full of awesome.
Quote:
Originally Posted by chiasaur11
So, Astronaut, War Hero, or hideous Mantis Man, hop to it! The future of humanity is in your capable hands and or terrifying organic scythes.
Re: Schlock Mercenary III: One million years of crowdsourced kitten videos
Quote:
Originally Posted by teratorn
Questions about Danita answered and not in a nice way. Wow, that's bad.
Considering the people who were like, She's dead, Jim... I guess she can't feel pain from it all because her nerves got cooked off?
__________________
"Children afraid of the night
Who have never been happy or good." - September 1, 1939. W.H. Auden
Quote:
Originally Posted by Keld Denar
+3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
Re: Schlock Mercenary III: One million years of crowdsourced kitten videos
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coidzor
Considering the people who were like, She's dead, Jim... I guess she can't feel pain from it all because her nerves got cooked off?
Correct. Third- and fourth-degree burns destroy the nerve endings, leaving no sensation of pain. She probably feels numb all over with some minor pain on her back (which likely wasn't cooked as badly). It looks like she held her breath, so her lungs, vocal cords, and tongue are fine.
Also, this probably means that her retroencephaloderm will fail. If the skin is the storage site for the brain backup, she doesn't have much left to back up from. RED is probably designed with this in mind, but her brain seems to be intact. She's also in the hands of the most capable field medic within a hundred kilometers. She'll pull through.
__________________ "...I worry that modern gaming is gradually shrinking the wide spectrum of gameplay mechanics into a single narrow red bar with "KILL" written on it sideways. Exploration, navigation, puzzles, platforming, all gradually shrinking away until only one thing remains, being taken by the hand from room to room, moving on only when nothing remains alive in each one." - Yhatzee Crosshaw
Re: Schlock Mercenary III: One million years of crowdsourced kitten videos
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thomar_of_Uointer
Correct. Third- and fourth-degree burns destroy the nerve endings, leaving no sensation of pain. She probably feels numb all over with some minor pain on her back (which likely wasn't cooked as badly). It looks like she held her breath, so her lungs, vocal cords, and tongue are fine.
Also, this probably means that her retroencephaloderm will fail. If the skin is the storage site for the brain backup, she doesn't have much left to back up from. RED is probably designed with this in mind, but her brain seems to be intact. She's also in the hands of the most capable field medic within a hundred kilometers. She'll pull through.
Wait, there's such a thing as fourth-degree burns?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by GungHo, on Battletech
The Atlas is also goofy but it has that whole "Stay Puft Marshmallow Man" menacing smile thing going for it. The guy who drew that one up was obviously taken to the Nutcracker when he was a child... and he was screaming in terror the entire time.
Spoiler
Quote:
Originally Posted by Enterti, Cogidubnus
Glyphstone, out of all the playground I think you scare me the most...
Re: Schlock Mercenary III: One million years of crowdsourced kitten videos
Isn't one of the major issues with burn victims that they are very susceptible to infection? I assume Spiritskin is stuff to put on people who don't have good skin integrity.
And if they can get out, Danita will be fine. Eventually. I foresee her having a long bit of physical therapy and more psychological therapy.
Re: Schlock Mercenary III: One million years of crowdsourced kitten videos
Spritskin sounds like something you use when the patient's skin is either missing or heavily damaged; a "skin-graft in a bottle" so to speak.
__________________ The Minds of Almantha: My world (in progress). PEACH if you've got the time!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zap Dynamic
I want to create a world that is full of possibility, and one of the best ways to handle it is by creating a bunch of stories that haven't yet been finished.
In my posts, smilies generally correspond to my expression at the time. As an example, means "huh?" and "Hmm..". Also, "Landis" is fine.
Re: Schlock Mercenary III: One million years of crowdsourced kitten videos
I should wonder how they plan to restore her, quickly considering the Magical Medkit, then remembering that this was confiscated and processed into the achievement of Project Lazarus, which is the very thing we are currently witnessing.
Schlock Mercenary really knows how to put the "X" in "Xcalation"
Re: Schlock Mercenary III: One million years of crowdsourced kitten videos
Yeah, modern day, those sorts of burns aren't survivable. Actually, I'm amazed she isn't dead already - a combination of shock, trauma, and pretty much all the liquid in her body boiling should have been fairly fatal.
__________________
"Not trusting me might be the smartest decision you made since getting off of your horse."
Re: Schlock Mercenary III: One million years of crowdsourced kitten videos
In schlockverse, if your brain is alive (and hers appears to be), they can clone a new body to put it in.If you die, they can cut off your head and stick you in a nannie bag for later.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dsurion
I don't know if you've noticed, but pretty much everything BRC posts is full of awesome.
Quote:
Originally Posted by chiasaur11
So, Astronaut, War Hero, or hideous Mantis Man, hop to it! The future of humanity is in your capable hands and or terrifying organic scythes.
Re: Schlock Mercenary III: One million years of crowdsourced kitten videos
That they could bring her back with demonstrated tech, I don't doubt. That she's actually capable of standing or, indeed, coherent thought at the moment is rather surprising.
__________________
"Not trusting me might be the smartest decision you made since getting off of your horse."
Re: Schlock Mercenary III: One million years of crowdsourced kitten videos
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Glyphstone
Wait, there's such a thing as fourth-degree burns?
First aid classes don't teach you about it because fourth-degree burns damage the bone and require amputation. To a first responder there's practically no difference between third- and fourth-degree.
__________________ "...I worry that modern gaming is gradually shrinking the wide spectrum of gameplay mechanics into a single narrow red bar with "KILL" written on it sideways. Exploration, navigation, puzzles, platforming, all gradually shrinking away until only one thing remains, being taken by the hand from room to room, moving on only when nothing remains alive in each one." - Yhatzee Crosshaw
Re: Schlock Mercenary III: One million years of crowdsourced kitten videos
Quote:
Originally Posted by guttering flame
Are we sure she's human? The black holes where her eyes used to be makes it look likes there's nothing inside her skull.
That's just the art style. Mind you, I wouldn't expect to see much in there anyway--the eye orbits are almost entirely enclosed in bone, and presumably that bone is still intact or else she'd have suffered severe brain damage!
Re: Schlock Mercenary III: One million years of crowdsourced kitten videos
Given medical tech seen so far, given that she is still talking, I would say she is going to be fine.
One thing that does feel surprising is that that considering her eyes got destroyed optic nerves and all, I am surprised the extreme heat she would have been exposed to didn't denature the proteins of her head noodle, literally poaching her brain. It can happen during extremely high fevers.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Calanon
Raven_Cry's comments often have the effects of a +5 Tome of Understanding
Re: Schlock Mercenary III: One million years of crowdsourced kitten videos
I am operating under the assumption that Schlock just did a rapid sweep with his weapon set to as wide a spread as possible, and thus there wasn't enough free protons to make it beyond surface damage. Not medically trained enough to know if that's even possible.
__________________ Join IRC! Syrupdwellings I make avatars! Last updated 12-23-2008. Requests not unwelcome. Last request 01-12-2010.
Avatar by me. ٩๏̯͡๏)۶
Re: Schlock Mercenary III: One million years of crowdsourced kitten videos
I'd point out that there was discussion about this in the page where he made that sweep. It specifically called out unarmored Humans surviving it, though they would need severe medical help.
__________________
He fears his fate too much, and his reward is small, who will not put it to the touch, to win or lose it all.
-James Graham, 1st Marquess of Montrose
Satomi by Elagune
Re: Schlock Mercenary III: One million years of crowdsourced kitten videos
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tavar
I'd point out that there was discussion about this in the page where he made that sweep. It specifically called out unarmored Humans surviving it, though they would need severe medical help.
And she had some armor, Enough for an emergency helmet anyway, although that's probably just a standard precaution when on a planet with no atmosphere, even if you don't expect to be leaving your nice, cozy, pressurized station.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dsurion
I don't know if you've noticed, but pretty much everything BRC posts is full of awesome.
Quote:
Originally Posted by chiasaur11
So, Astronaut, War Hero, or hideous Mantis Man, hop to it! The future of humanity is in your capable hands and or terrifying organic scythes.