Your Wish Granted With a Twist. Vol. 43

[Socratov]

granted, but all the levels are levels of truenamer
I wish to gain the powers of Dyonisus (god of parties, alcohol and fournication, Woohoo!)

[PurityIcekiller]

Granted. You also get the powers of Billious, the Oh God of Hangovers.

I wish for an army, and a big castle with pointy bits. And a sword.

[Jzombie]

Originally Posted by Akowrules

Granted! However, for nothing to go wrong with this wish, you must give me free tea.

Sure :D come for a tea party any time.


Granted. however, all the army, castle, the points of instest in the castle, and the sword are made of sponge.
and not the cool kind of sponge!

I wish for a Blood dice.

[Socratov]

granted, you get a set of dice, made from blood, pity it doesn't hold form so well since it's fresh blood...

Now that I am god of parties (and the results in the form of hangovers) I actually have not so much to wish for, except you know, to party!

[Jzombie]

Granted. however, it's the captialist party, - so it dosn't much fun, and every thing cost to much:(

I wish that this wish will not be granted.

[Lentrax]

Granted. Your wish will not be granted for violating the three-post rule. Therefore, you have wished for an all consuming paradox that will destroy everything. Good job on that.

I wish for the paradox just created to cease to exist.

[TheWombatOfDoom]

Wait, what paradox? *throws you in the crazy house*
See what I did there??
I wish they'd treat Lentrax well while in the asylum.

[Jzombie]

Granted. however, what "well" mean in the asylum langunge, asylumish is - with elecrtic shocks. so yeah :(

i wish human race had a colony on mars.

[Socratov]

granted, after telling that in the contract for this wish it is statted that you should leave 3 posts between posts of yours. sorry, didn't write the contract dem nasty devils!

I wish for more money to spend on the iBOOD hunt

[Groundhog]

Granted. However, it was stolen from the governments of several major world powers, so you now have around 500 agents closing in on you.

I wish for a petite lap giraffe.

[TheWombatOfDoom]

Granted, but it turns to normal size during the full moon. Your poor lap.

I wish for a real pet rhino that would be my friend and I could communicate with.

[Drakeburn]

Granted. But the rhino turns out to be the worst friend ever, and doesn't do what you say.

I wish to be married to Lentrax!!!!

[MageOfCakes]

Granted, Lentrax makes you do all the dishes, the trash, all the cleaning, the yard woork, and all the cooking. Then tells you to get a job.

I wish I could wear the rings of Saturn.

[Lentrax]

Granted. You now have all the ring gears of a Saturn Ion on your hands. It wasn't even a clean one. Now your hands are covered in oil, grease, and gas.

I wish Drakeburn would do part of the housework. (The dishes are piling up)

[Groundhog]

Granted, but he only does the housework that doesn't need to be done.

I wish for the ultimate Nerf gun.

[TheWombatOfDoom]

Granted, but it's only a replica of the ultimate nerf gun, as the original was discontinued due to safety reasons. The replica is just for show and doesn't actually shoot anything.

I wish all the usual people on this thread would switch avatars with each other.

[MageOfCakes]

Granted, the forum is undone by the ensuing chaos.

I wish for a bag of chaos, what could possibly go wrong?

[Aurenthal]

Granted! Now you are the proud owner of "Pandora's Bag". However, if you ever try to peek inside the bag to try and contemplate Chaos, it will run freely through the world causing devastation, suffering and sickness

I wish that MageOfCakes opens the bag and finds Hope below all the Chaos

[Lothorn]

granted. MageOfCakes however drops it, then squishing it.

I wish to give hope back.

[Jzombie]

Granted. now lady hope has 2 backs, and you have none. hope you happy !

i wish that i could acsses gameing sites from work.

[Socratov]

Granted, but now your 'work' is being unemployed

I wish for diamond pony(not a statue, a real pony wich is diamond)

[Elemental]

Granted, but it dies due to complications associated with being made out of diamond.


I wish a cool refreshing drink of orange juice made from oranges.

[AvocadoAvenger]

Granted, but there is also a secret ingredient that you might not want to drink to say the least.

I wish to know the truth about religion. That's a pretty loaded wish already.

[PurityIcekiller]

Granted. The truth is that it's an inappropriate topic on this forum.

I wish my dog would stop barking.

[Socratov]

granted, your dog won't ever be able to make a sound so when a burglar comes round our dog can't alarm you

I wish this wish undone because I love dogs

[TheWombatOfDoom]

Granted, but your dog still won't be able to alarm you if a burglar comes calling. It helps if paid in belly rubs.

I wish for my own radio show.

[Elemental]

Granted. It's on at two in the morning.
However, despite this, it becomes immensely popular among shift workers and the like who enjoy the music choice and the witty comments from the presenter.


I wish for everyone to have more time.

[Lentrax]

Granted. However when you placed the order, a glitch occured causing everyone to get more Thyme.

I wish I knew what to do with my extra Thyme.

[Lothorn]

Granted. You spend so much thyme worrying, that you run out of it.

I wish for more rosemary instead.

[Socratov]

Granted: any herp or spice you buy or have magically turns into rosemary.

I'd like a mechanical watch