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03-24-2007, 08:38 PM
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#841
Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: Nov 2006
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The King's Grave
Re: Streets of the Town XVII
Will the mad man Ivor continue his slaughter unopposed?
Will the Town's heroes be able to stop his mad quest for power in time?
Or will they just keep walking past as if there isn't a mountain of crap in the middle of the street?
Find out next episode!
Same Town time!
Same Town channel!
*Cue theme and roll end credits*
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Winifred 'Fre d die' Fredrick
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Amil 'Jeany' Wightson
It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, just how awesome you look doing it.
03-24-2007, 08:39 PM
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#842
Banned
Join Date: Dec 2006
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In a psychotic nightmare and loving it
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
Next Time on The Town
"I'LL DROWN YOU ALL IN CRAP! "
"Whatever. "
03-24-2007, 08:43 PM
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#843
Firbolg in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
In addition:
This might sound a little nitpicky, but I can't drown. Don't need to breathe, technically. Makes drowning a bit of an issue. Really, if you wanted to... *is crushed by crap golems* ow...
03-24-2007, 08:44 PM
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#844
Dwarf in the Playground
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location:
The King's Grave
Re: Streets of the Town XVII
That seems to be the biggest problem the Townspeople have, comes the disembodied voice of Rebonack as it echoes through the Streets.
Everyone is just so apathetic. It's like:
Oh, hey, some guy outside the tavern is crap crushing people.
Meh, so long as he doesn't get anything on me I don't give a damn.
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Winifred 'Fre d die' Fredrick
Souls Nommed: 657
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Amil 'Jeany' Wightson
It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, just how awesome you look doing it.
03-24-2007, 08:46 PM
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#845
Orc in the Playground
Join Date: Apr 2006
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Busy not existing
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
A ball of fire speeds overhead with a sonic boom, heading for the countryside.
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Xerillum
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((On the plus side, a crapamancer makes his own material components.))
03-24-2007, 08:47 PM
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#846
Banned
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
Ivor whips a hand up, a column of effluent jumping infront of him and momentarily splitting the fire. After the inferno has passed, he allows it to return into the murk.
03-24-2007, 08:50 PM
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#847
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
Nathaniel watches the crap-o-mancer do his work. "Manipulating crap. Wow. I don't think I've seen a more pathetic kind of wizadry in my life." He doesn't say this very quietly.
03-24-2007, 08:51 PM
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#848
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Feb 2007
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The Inner Sanctum. Gender: I haven't checked yet.
Re: Streets of the Town XVII
((On the plus side, a crapamancer makes his own material components.))
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Malleo Morbius Deckard and
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Originally Posted by
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Many people have asked themselves; What is the ultimate moment-killer?
The real ultimate moment-killer is a giant horde of zombies.
03-24-2007, 08:52 PM
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#849
Banned
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
"I've enough power to topple kingdoms, you insolent boy. " Ivor says, turning to Nathaniel.
03-24-2007, 08:52 PM
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#850
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
((buahahahaha that is the most funny thing ever EDIT: cant breath so funny))
Last edited by Goblin Music : 03-24-2007 at 08:54 PM .
03-24-2007, 08:53 PM
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#851
Firbolg in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2006
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sector ZZ9 plural-z alpha
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
((Well, you know what they say. When life gives you crap...))
03-24-2007, 08:55 PM
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#852
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
"Yes, I imagine the power of crap is mighty, indeed. The citizens of the Town had best watch their backs, and their chamber pots." Nathaniel's hand wanders to the hilt of his sword, as he wonders what the man will do in response.
03-24-2007, 08:56 PM
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#853
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Feb 2007
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The Inner Sanctum. Gender: I haven't checked yet.
Re: Streets of the Town XVII
((Haha, thanks Goblin Music. I sense myself being sigged for that quote in the near future, and I'm not sure if I want to be known for that.
))
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My Town Characters, pictured left to right:
State Namesake District Revenant (With Ms. E's Iris)
Malleo Morbius Deckard and
Dexter
for State, Malleo, District
for Morbius
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Nevrmore
Many people have asked themselves; What is the ultimate moment-killer?
The real ultimate moment-killer is a giant horde of zombies.
Last edited by NecroPaladin : 03-24-2007 at 08:57 PM .
03-24-2007, 08:56 PM
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#854
Banned
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
"Do you really want to test me when we are both knee-deep in my own element? "
03-24-2007, 08:56 PM
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#855
Bugbear in the Playground
Join Date: Jan 2007
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
mIshmale walks out of the police station tugging at his bracelet. He goes to Trog's and heads in.
03-24-2007, 08:57 PM
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#856
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
Nathaniel looks downwards. "You have a point, there. Though I remain curious as to why you murdered all those people."
03-24-2007, 08:58 PM
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#857
Orc in the Playground
Join Date: Apr 2006
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Busy not existing
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
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Originally Posted by
NecroPaladin
((On the plus side, a crapamancer makes his own material components.))
Sigging as we speak!
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Xerillum
Quote:
Originally Posted by
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((On the plus side, a crapamancer makes his own material components.))
03-24-2007, 08:59 PM
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#858
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
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Nevrmore
"Do you really want to test me when we are both knee-deep in my own element? "
((*whop* passes out in silent giggles))
03-24-2007, 08:59 PM
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#859
Banned
Join Date: Dec 2006
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In a psychotic nightmare and loving it
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
"Because I felt like it. " Ivor says, shrugging, "Guess I'm not really Lawful anymore for that one, eh? "
03-24-2007, 08:59 PM
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#860
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Feb 2007
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The Inner Sanctum. Gender: I haven't checked yet.
Re: Streets of the Town XVII
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Xerillum
Sigging as we speak!
((Thanks! I think Nevrmore and I killed Goblin Music.))
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My Town Characters, pictured left to right:
State Namesake District Revenant (With Ms. E's Iris)
Malleo Morbius Deckard and
Dexter
for State, Malleo, District
for Morbius
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Nevrmore
Many people have asked themselves; What is the ultimate moment-killer?
The real ultimate moment-killer is a giant horde of zombies.
03-24-2007, 09:01 PM
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#861
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
"Probably true. It isn't like there's a great deal of law in this town, though." Nathaniel shrugs.
03-24-2007, 09:02 PM
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#862
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
((o gods stop stop, actually forget that continue!))
03-24-2007, 09:05 PM
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#863
Firbolg in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2006
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sector ZZ9 plural-z alpha
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
Destro shoots back through on his bike. Then he realizes that the ground is covered in crap, he's going far faster than any sane person should, and a simple prestidigitation could clean up anything that might get on his bike or him. This is followed by devious grinning, as well as turning corporeal. A direct result of this is that the bike throws up twin plumes of crap as it goes by.
03-24-2007, 09:05 PM
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#864
Banned
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
"That's too bad, it won't be as much fun when I send this place up in flames. "
03-24-2007, 09:05 PM
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#865
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Feb 2007
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The Inner Sanctum. Gender: I haven't checked yet.
Re: Streets of the Town XVII
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Warpfire777
"Probably true. It isn't like there's a great deal of law in this town, though." Nathaniel shrugs.
"There is now ." Says Clergyman State, perched on a rooftop.
"As my mandatory bit of community service, I'd like to ask you both to vote. Until then, I'm going to crack some skulls."
He leaps onto another roof and is gone.
((We need a "rooftops" thread.))
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My Town Characters, pictured left to right:
State Namesake District Revenant (With Ms. E's Iris)
Malleo Morbius Deckard and
Dexter
for State, Malleo, District
for Morbius
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Nevrmore
Many people have asked themselves; What is the ultimate moment-killer?
The real ultimate moment-killer is a giant horde of zombies.
03-24-2007, 09:09 PM
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#866
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
Nathaniel looks up at Clergyman State's words. "Ominous." He looks back down at the crap caster. "Well, I'd probably want to stop you from doing that, except that I'll be leaving this place soon. I'm guessing you're going to destroy the town for the same reason you killed those people?"
03-24-2007, 09:13 PM
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#867
Banned
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
"Well, I've started a campaign to take over townships so I can have enough slaves that will constantly produce components for my unique brand of magic. But the people here are too strong, they might break out if I capture them, or influence some sort of rebellion. So no, the best way to deal with them is to just kill them all. "
03-24-2007, 09:13 PM
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#868
Firbolg in the Playground
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
Ehehehehehe... Destro is now amusing himself by driving in circles really fast. This throws a significant quantity of crap into the air. Not that Destro cares. He's having far too much fun.
03-24-2007, 09:15 PM
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#869
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
"But what is the point of conquering this place if you kill everyone here? What do you gain?"
03-24-2007, 09:15 PM
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#870
Barbarian in the Playground
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Re: Streets of the Town XVII
a ray of lightning flies at the Crapamancer As the cat Calith comes to save the day!!
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