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Old 03-24-2007, 08:38 PM   Top  -  End  -  #841
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Will the mad man Ivor continue his slaughter unopposed?
Will the Town's heroes be able to stop his mad quest for power in time?
Or will they just keep walking past as if there isn't a mountain of crap in the middle of the street?

Find out next episode!

Same Town time!

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Old 03-24-2007, 08:39 PM   Top  -  End  -  #842
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Next Time on The Town

"I'LL DROWN YOU ALL IN CRAP!"

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Old 03-24-2007, 08:43 PM   Top  -  End  -  #843
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In addition:
This might sound a little nitpicky, but I can't drown. Don't need to breathe, technically. Makes drowning a bit of an issue. Really, if you wanted to... *is crushed by crap golems* ow...
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Old 03-24-2007, 08:44 PM   Top  -  End  -  #844
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That seems to be the biggest problem the Townspeople have, comes the disembodied voice of Rebonack as it echoes through the Streets.

Everyone is just so apathetic. It's like:

Oh, hey, some guy outside the tavern is crap crushing people.

Meh, so long as he doesn't get anything on me I don't give a damn.
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Old 03-24-2007, 08:46 PM   Top  -  End  -  #845
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A ball of fire speeds overhead with a sonic boom, heading for the countryside.
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Old 03-24-2007, 08:47 PM   Top  -  End  -  #846
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Ivor whips a hand up, a column of effluent jumping infront of him and momentarily splitting the fire. After the inferno has passed, he allows it to return into the murk.
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Old 03-24-2007, 08:50 PM   Top  -  End  -  #847
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Nathaniel watches the crap-o-mancer do his work. "Manipulating crap. Wow. I don't think I've seen a more pathetic kind of wizadry in my life." He doesn't say this very quietly.
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Old 03-24-2007, 08:51 PM   Top  -  End  -  #848
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((On the plus side, a crapamancer makes his own material components.))
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Old 03-24-2007, 08:52 PM   Top  -  End  -  #849
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"I've enough power to topple kingdoms, you insolent boy." Ivor says, turning to Nathaniel.
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Old 03-24-2007, 08:52 PM   Top  -  End  -  #850
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((buahahahaha that is the most funny thing ever EDIT: cant breath so funny))

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Old 03-24-2007, 08:53 PM   Top  -  End  -  #851
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((Well, you know what they say. When life gives you crap...))
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Old 03-24-2007, 08:55 PM   Top  -  End  -  #852
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"Yes, I imagine the power of crap is mighty, indeed. The citizens of the Town had best watch their backs, and their chamber pots." Nathaniel's hand wanders to the hilt of his sword, as he wonders what the man will do in response.
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Old 03-24-2007, 08:56 PM   Top  -  End  -  #853
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((Haha, thanks Goblin Music. I sense myself being sigged for that quote in the near future, and I'm not sure if I want to be known for that. ))
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"Do you really want to test me when we are both knee-deep in my own element?"
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Old 03-24-2007, 08:56 PM   Top  -  End  -  #855
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mIshmale walks out of the police station tugging at his bracelet. He goes to Trog's and heads in.
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Old 03-24-2007, 08:57 PM   Top  -  End  -  #856
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Nathaniel looks downwards. "You have a point, there. Though I remain curious as to why you murdered all those people."
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Old 03-24-2007, 08:58 PM   Top  -  End  -  #857
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Old 03-24-2007, 08:59 PM   Top  -  End  -  #858
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Old 03-24-2007, 08:59 PM   Top  -  End  -  #859
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"Because I felt like it." Ivor says, shrugging, "Guess I'm not really Lawful anymore for that one, eh?"
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Old 03-24-2007, 08:59 PM   Top  -  End  -  #860
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Old 03-24-2007, 09:01 PM   Top  -  End  -  #861
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"Probably true. It isn't like there's a great deal of law in this town, though." Nathaniel shrugs.
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Old 03-24-2007, 09:02 PM   Top  -  End  -  #862
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((o gods stop stop, actually forget that continue!))
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Old 03-24-2007, 09:05 PM   Top  -  End  -  #863
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Destro shoots back through on his bike. Then he realizes that the ground is covered in crap, he's going far faster than any sane person should, and a simple prestidigitation could clean up anything that might get on his bike or him. This is followed by devious grinning, as well as turning corporeal. A direct result of this is that the bike throws up twin plumes of crap as it goes by.
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"That's too bad, it won't be as much fun when I send this place up in flames."
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Old 03-24-2007, 09:05 PM   Top  -  End  -  #865
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"Probably true. It isn't like there's a great deal of law in this town, though." Nathaniel shrugs.
"There is now." Says Clergyman State, perched on a rooftop.

"As my mandatory bit of community service, I'd like to ask you both to vote. Until then, I'm going to crack some skulls."
He leaps onto another roof and is gone.

((We need a "rooftops" thread.))
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Old 03-24-2007, 09:09 PM   Top  -  End  -  #866
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Nathaniel looks up at Clergyman State's words. "Ominous." He looks back down at the crap caster. "Well, I'd probably want to stop you from doing that, except that I'll be leaving this place soon. I'm guessing you're going to destroy the town for the same reason you killed those people?"
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Old 03-24-2007, 09:13 PM   Top  -  End  -  #867
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"Well, I've started a campaign to take over townships so I can have enough slaves that will constantly produce components for my unique brand of magic. But the people here are too strong, they might break out if I capture them, or influence some sort of rebellion. So no, the best way to deal with them is to just kill them all."
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Old 03-24-2007, 09:13 PM   Top  -  End  -  #868
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Ehehehehehe... Destro is now amusing himself by driving in circles really fast. This throws a significant quantity of crap into the air. Not that Destro cares. He's having far too much fun.
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Old 03-24-2007, 09:15 PM   Top  -  End  -  #869
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"But what is the point of conquering this place if you kill everyone here? What do you gain?"
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Old 03-24-2007, 09:15 PM   Top  -  End  -  #870
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a ray of lightning flies at the Crapamancer As the cat Calith comes to save the day!!
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