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2018-01-17, 02:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*I really need to stop trying to make soul eating characters the good guy.
**Tiamat and her fellows will probably notice that someone is slaughtering chromatic dragons, worshipers thereof, and evil dragonkin in vast numbers across multible material worlds long before I've consumed enough such souls to stand a chance of facing her in her own realm and quote "out dragon" her.
*As we apparently didn't learn our lesson last time, it is a horrible idea to leave Pokemon on the grounds of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2018-01-17, 07:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
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2018-01-18, 10:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2017
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- Inner Palace, Holy Terra
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Guardsmen, hear me! Cadia may lie in ruin, but her proud people do not! For each brother and sister who gave their lives to Him as martyrs, we will reap a vengeance fiftyfold! Cadia may be no more, but will never be forgotten; our foes shall tremble in fear at the name, for their doom shall come from the barrels of Cadian guns, fired by Cadian hands! Forward, for vengeance and retribution, in His name and the names of our fallen comrades!
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2018-01-18, 09:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*For the last time, D&D paladins are not the Twelve Peers of France.
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2018-01-19, 08:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
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2018-01-20, 07:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2017
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*Micheal Bay is not considered a conservative old guard director by Orks.
*No Ork coming-of-age movie ends with the line "Don't you see, the dakka was in you all along." and a 45 minute gunfight.
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2018-01-20, 08:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* Orkish anime does not involve the phrase "Waaaaaagh in the me that waaaaaghs in you!"
* The Orks cannot "Dakka the Undakkable" "stomp the unstompabble" or "waaaagh the unwaaaghable."
* My Ork PC may not take inspiration from any of the following characters: Captain Jack Sparrow, Kamina, Any of the Oogakari clan, any character that can be referred to as a "mad scientist", Vegeta, Majin Buu, any character with the name of "Wayne", any character that can be described as a "bard", the Joker, Deadpool, or Bugs Bunny
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2018-01-20, 09:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
sez you, ya grot! ya jus' watch 'ow it's dun by a propa ork!
sadly, that list includes too many of my regular sources of inspiration, although i'm only officially banned "the joker meets bugs bunny" as an official character description.
*there's no such things as "frontal assaults to the rear end of the enemy".
** even if bayonets, substantial fractions of light speed, or steel-toed boots are involved.
*** especially if bayonets, substantial fractions of light speed, or steel-toed boots are involved.
**** especially especially if it's totally deserved. that's called "comeuppance".
*not allowed to put a "no smoking" sign inside my hat because of a certain teammate's time-travelling junkie pet.
**a beret has a fixed amount of space within. keeping a hookah, a spare pair of shades, and a certain teammate's time-travelling junkie pet in there is bending the definition of hyperspace, let alone space.
*** a beret is not a credible second identity, unless the team says it is.
**** not allowed to go against the team vote. it's too funny for them.
*licking owl-bears? bad idea.
** no matter my bluff skills, i can't convince anyone that elves spit out hairballs on a regular basis.
*no matter if i'm right or not, there's no conning my way out of being called a heretic by my god in person to my face.
**my dm is too sober to handle advanced imaginary theological debates ever.
***making my god grant me acf's as "the chosen heretic, the necessary evil" is not a sign of divine agreement. it's a sign that the dm gives up.
****if the paladin ever hears that i've a god-given mandate to be his exact opposite, i will get eaten. with or without capers and eggs.
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2018-01-20, 09:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
My character cannot be dozens of trained squirrels operating a suit of powered armor.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2018-01-21, 02:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
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2018-01-21, 03:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2017
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- CLASSIFIED
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
I have joined the ranks of the FFRPeople Here is my character.
Thank you to Linkele for creating my avatar!
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2018-01-21, 08:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2016
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- Corvallis, OR
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* I may not talk an ancient, soul-eating dragon into self-destructing due to an existential crisis.
** And if I do, I can't feel sorry for him, even if he was only trying to do what he thought was right.
* No more California-beach bum demigods modeled after Kronk (from Emperor's New Groove).
** Fist-bumps with such demigods are usually hazardous to the mortal's health.Dawn of Hope: a 5e setting. http://wiki.admiralbenbo.org
Rogue Equivalent Damage calculator, now prettier and more configurable!
5e Monster Data Sheet--vital statistics for all 693 MM, Volo's, and now MToF monsters: Updated!
NIH system 5e fork, very much WIP. Base github repo.
NIH System PDF Up to date main-branch build version.
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2018-01-21, 08:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2016
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- Corvallis, OR
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*No, nunchuck lightsabers aren't a real thing. Not even in a Star Wars game.Dawn of Hope: a 5e setting. http://wiki.admiralbenbo.org
Rogue Equivalent Damage calculator, now prettier and more configurable!
5e Monster Data Sheet--vital statistics for all 693 MM, Volo's, and now MToF monsters: Updated!
NIH system 5e fork, very much WIP. Base github repo.
NIH System PDF Up to date main-branch build version.
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2018-01-23, 10:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Under no circumstances may I say, in character or out, the phrase "punch him in the groin, that's his weakness" in complete seriousness.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2018-01-23, 10:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* No, it doesn't matter if I am bitter, I cannot base a villain on my ex.
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2018-01-23, 08:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2007
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
What about hamsters?
Play your character, not your alignment.
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2018-01-23, 09:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
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2018-01-24, 02:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Actually, I was inspired by this.
The squirrels later panicked and jumpedout the window. nobody noticed anything at all strange about it.
It's always true and everyone knows it. There's no point in announcing it.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2018-01-26, 02:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2018-01-26, 04:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
I've only watched the first two episodes of Jojo's, so I'm still working on that one. got to get around that anime someday.
* My ork cannot disguise himself a human noble on the deduction that humans clearly base power on whose frilliest and fanciest instead of biggest and strongest
** Cannot proceed to announce that "OI IZ A HUMMIEZ AN' I'M GONNA BE THE FRILLIEST AN' FANCIEST OF YOU LOT!"
*** Cannot successfully become king and become the trendsetter, thus making all the nobles speak like orks while the commoners shake their heads and speak normally thinking they're the fancy ones now
**** cannot successfully fool entire nobility into thinking I'm just a very big human with a strange skin color and a speech impediment while an Ork
***** Cannot disguise my Ork for anything, ever.
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2018-01-26, 05:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* When I'm given the option to use point buy I should not immediately go for the '15 15 15 8 8 8' option.
** May certainly not stick the 15s in my mental stats and the 8s in my physicals, or vise-versa.
* If my half orc is wearing a tailored suit, has a 15 Intelligence, 15 Charisma, the wizard class, and the noble background, I am expected to speak words of more than one syllable.
** 'Grog not speak man tongue well' is not a valid excuse.
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2018-01-26, 07:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2017
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*'Beat them around the head and neck until they suffer brain injury' is not a sufficent step down from cold-blooded murder to make the paladin approve.
*I may no longer play characters who change shape if my intent in doing so is to dodge paying alimony.
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2018-01-27, 04:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2018-01-27, 09:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
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2018-01-27, 03:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2005
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- Terra Ephemera
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* No longer allowed to drive the GM to drink with the explicit intent of getting him to allow Sacred Geometry.
** You know what? No longer allowed to drive the GM to drink for ANY kind of in-game advantage, because that incentive structure invites abuse.
*** Also, no longer allowed to drive the GM to drink.
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2018-01-27, 03:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- My Den
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2018-01-27, 04:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2005
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- Terra Ephemera
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* Switching out the BBEG's coffee for decaf will cause the Paladin to fall.
I'm not an evil GM! Honest!
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2018-01-27, 04:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2015
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
**May not suggest that decaf is made of the souls of innocents.
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2018-01-27, 10:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* The paladin may not use kobolds as bowling balls.
** The paladin is banned from kobold hentai art.
*** Tiamat is not the goddess of Hand Turkeys.
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2018-01-28, 07:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*Blood magic is not to be referred to as "sphygmomanomancy."