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Old 12-12-2007, 04:17 AM   Top  -  End  -  #1
Altharis
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One dark generic 24-hour time unit in the Underdark (The Underdark doesn't have a sun, remember?), Ez-a'liar'kdan Rualec, a little known drow cleric of the Rualec house, was formulating a spell. This arcane working, complex in its nature seemed to indicate "taking intelligence and power from Lolth's aspect of the Cat" (a lesser known facet of Lolth's domain). However, as the magical nexi started humming with power, she realised, though much too late, that she had accidently reversed the spell incantation! In this form, it would serve to give power to "Lolth's aspect of the cat"! The last thing she ever did, before her intelligence and power were sucked away, was look down at her cats, whose eyes were glowing with an unholy light...

((Start game!))
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Old 12-12-2007, 08:26 AM   Top  -  End  -  #2
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Caterwallus

What a strange, strange feeling... I NOW HAS POWERZ!!! And a yearning for CHEEZEBURGUR!

Maybe I can even TAKE OVER TEH WORLDZ!
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Old 12-12-2007, 06:56 PM   Top  -  End  -  #3
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Wat a buz... I is felin vry smrt. teh worldz are all belong 2 me. I's goin 2 make shure dey all knows dat.

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Old 12-13-2007, 10:24 AM   Top  -  End  -  #4
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Bitey

Looking around in shock, as the vision of himself on a throne, the world beneath his feet, fades.

"I is overwhemld. Mast eet breakfazt first..."
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Old 12-13-2007, 11:22 AM   Top  -  End  -  #5
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Caterwallus

"Breakfazt?" He jerks his head toward the unfortunate drow cleric. "Mebbe is tasteez?"
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Old 12-14-2007, 07:04 PM   Top  -  End  -  #6
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A big, black cat that you swore wasn't there a moment ago opens his golden, gleaming eyes.

I think, zerefore you aren't. Bitchez.

Now, seriously, why these bipedal meatbags speak so funny, like I do now? Are they mad, or something?

Oh, rightz. Zey ar bitchezzz.

When do we ztart wuss-slapping zem?
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Old 12-18-2007, 10:53 AM   Top  -  End  -  #7
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Caterwallus

To the big black cat: "We startz now." Caterwallus moves a safe distance from the dazed drow and says, "FAIL, BITCH!"

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Old 12-18-2007, 10:52 PM   Top  -  End  -  #8
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Your bolt of black energy lances into the drow cleric's corpse, blasting a small chunk of flesh of its rotting, decomposing body.
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Old 12-19-2007, 07:14 AM   Top  -  End  -  #9
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Caterwallus

"Ugh. DO NOT WANT. Letz hunt fer fud." Caterwallus starts searching around the room for anything tasty or otherwise interesting.

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Old 12-20-2007, 12:51 AM   Top  -  End  -  #10
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((Oh okay, sorry about that. I kinda assumed that you guys would take it as if she had been Int, Wis and Cha poisoned to zero. That is, effectively dead. I also had a pretty vivid mental image about it.))

You are in the Magic Laboratory of your late ex-mistress's mansion. anything vaguely edible here would not be good for you.
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Old 12-23-2007, 03:21 PM   Top  -  End  -  #11
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Bitey

Okay, catz. We needz a plan. I propoz:
1. Findzing something for breakfazt.
2. Start taking ovar the world.
An lez get outa here, it stinkz.


Bitey starts to move towards the closest door.
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Old 12-24-2007, 10:30 AM   Top  -  End  -  #12
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I liek plann.

*heads faor door as well


"((Dosn't Int, Wis, an Cha 0 leave her alive?))
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Old 12-24-2007, 06:41 PM   Top  -  End  -  #13
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Your planz lackz important pointz, such az
4. Profitz, and
3. Whatzever it takez to takez zem.

Otervize, lokz gud. For you, anyvayz.
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Old 12-26-2007, 07:33 AM   Top  -  End  -  #14
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Caterwallus

"Yes. Brekfazt gud beforz takingz ovur wurldz." He follows the others out of the door, making sure to stay near the rear.
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Old 12-29-2007, 08:22 AM   Top  -  End  -  #15
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OOC: Altharis, could you describe what we see around and where we can go?
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Old 12-29-2007, 07:31 PM   Top  -  End  -  #16
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((Sure thing Eerie, sorry about not doing it before. And yes, Int, Wis, and Cha at zero means that she is technically alive, but having so much life energy drained out of her caused a system shock and she had a heart attack. Enough about the specifics.))

The room, being the old magic laboratory that your pet drow (Cat's think of humans as their pets. Get some and you'll see.) never let you play in, is a largish room, still filled with multi-colored smoke from the spell. Jars upon jars of preserved magical components, and books upon books of forgotten lore are piled upon the shelves. Strange glass instruments and metal tongs litter a bench. A giant cauldron sits in the centre of the room. There is a set of stairs going upwards, that leads to an oaken door. There is another, closer (and consequently, the one you're heading towards), door. It is large, and made of iron. It is covered in blood, spikes, and.....eggcartons? It appears unlocked.
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Old 01-03-2008, 05:38 PM   Top  -  End  -  #17
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[whispers]

Are we there yet?
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