These are a couple of quotes from Oscar Wilde, some old dude from the 19th century...
"Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you."
"I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best."
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
"I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about."
"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much."
"A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally."
"Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative."
Also, the second quote in my signature is an oscar wilde quote. Sorry if someone already did this guy, i just dont want to read all 7 pages.
Yay my first post
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These are a couple of quotes from Oscar Wilde, some old dude from the 19th century...
Also, the second quote in my signature is an oscar wilde quote. Sorry if someone already did this guy, i just dont want to read all 7 pages.
Yay my first post
If you want some funny Oscar Wilde stuff, check out the uncyclopedia. Its a hilariously odd version of wikipedia and they always have some odd Oscar Wilde quotes. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Oscar_wilde_quotes
I like "time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana"
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There were other programs that were deleted, but they either go quietly or spend the rest of their existence sitting around babbling about causality. Smith's different. He gets deleted and he's like "Hell no, I'm staying. And I'll steal your kernel privileges and spam copies of myself onto every last thing on the hard disk. How d'you like that?"
Ok, let's see if I can rack my brains for a couple of good quotes....
"Hey, lets get serious... God knows what hes doin'. He wrote this book here, an' the book says: He made us all to be just like him, so... If we're dumb... Then God is dumb... (an' maybe even a little ugly on the side)"
- Frank Zappa, Dumb All Over
"Love is a creature of time, but friendship is not"
- Patrick O'Brian
"To be young and write poetry is to be young. To be old and write poetry is to be a poet."
- Anon
"Sincerity is never planned. It must be made up on the spot!"
- Denny Crane.
"Every man would be a coward if he dared."
- Patrick O'Brian
"Authority is the solvent of humanity. Look at any family, look at the father, and at the absorption of the man by the role."
- Patrick O'Brian
"Without hope, there is no fear"
- Author Unknown
"Without hope, we live in desire"
- Author Unknown
"All certainty trembled - masculinity, power; the twin imperatives of dread and reason - all turned their collars up and denied knowledge of him."
- Clive Barker "The Madonna"
"...he was aware of his body as he had seldom been before: as a trap. Its fragility was a trp; its shape, its size, its very gender was a trap. And there was no flying out of it; he was shackled to, or IN this wretchedness."
- Clive Barker "The Madonna"
"No craft is very far from the line beyond which is magic"
- Lord Dunsany "Don Rodriguez"
"...it seemed trivial, emphemeral, modern, ill able to cope with the power of ancient things, dead days and forgotten voices, which make their home in the darkness because the days that have usurped them have stolen the light of the sun."
- Lord Dunsany "Don Rodriguez"
and finally...
"...for know that mere dreams and idle fancies, and all amorous, lyrical, insubstancial things, are all that we writers have of which to make a tale, as they are all that the Dim Ones have to make the story of man."
- Lord Dunsany "Don Rodriguez"
I had forgotten how much I liked these quotes. They have a calming effect on me. Cheers! :D
EDIT: huh.... I forgot to do an H.P. Lovecraft quote. how could I? Oh well, there shall be a sequel!
My teacher said this one, and I'm well aware that it's cheesy. "Anything and everything you do, do with integrity."
I said this one. "She's been hammering it into our heads....with a chainsaw!"
Friend's friend "Like a cow, dammit!"
Me "Go speak French to the refrigerator!"
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So? This is the town. We don't listen to the laws of reality.
We rewrote it for our own convenience.
Nerd senses tingling.Incorrect quote. Its from Wiggum, and its just "Where's your messiah now?" in the David vs. Goliath two.
It's also quoted in the episode where Homer wants to be Ned's best friend, and he drives Ned up the wall. While Ned is speeding away from the house (Homer briefly gives chase in a scene reminiscent of Terminator 2), Chief Wiggum pulls Ned over. After he stumbles during a roadside test, Wiggum arrests Ned. As he's putting him in the squad car, Wiggum says, "Where's your messiah now?"
Here's another one from Futurama:
"Murder isn't working and it's all we're good at."
"Here's your beer, sir, and I've 0.00003 killed you?" - Moist von Lipwig to Pump (19, I think it was...please correct me if I'm wrong).
"Dude, you were asleep, and making serious happy noises" - Sam to Dean on Supernatural
"I told my Dad I was afraid of the dark once. He gave me a 4.5." - Sam to Dean, same show.
And this entire conversation from the same show and the same people:
"Dude, you seriously have to update your cassete tape collection."
"Why?"
"Well, for one, they're cassete tapes. For another: Metallica, *lists a few other bands* The greatest hits of Mullet Rock?"
"House rules, Sammy, driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole."
"Dean, Sammy is a chubby twelve-year-old. Don't call me that anymore."
"Sorry, Sammy, can't hear you, the music's too loud."
I grin.
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It's also quoted in the episode where Homer wants to be Ned's best friend, and he drives Ned up the wall. While Ned is speeding away from the house (Homer briefly gives chase in a scene reminiscent of Terminator 2), Chief Wiggum pulls Ned over. After he stumbles during a roadside test, Wiggum arrests Ned. As he's putting him in the squad car, Wiggum says, "Where's your messiah now?"
*Checking old episodes* Crap! FOE is right! I feel ashamed.
Also from the Simpson
"Its fun to obey the machines"- Ralph Wiggum
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Yarr, and I would have gotten away with it to. If I was smarter.
Heres one from the play major Barbra's profession.
"I wouldn't trade an once of my compassion for all of your wealth -major Barbra
Well, I wouldn't trade all of my wealth for an once of your compassion -Andrew Undershaft"
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Yarr, and I would have gotten away with it to. If I was smarter.
I've been going through Buffy.
Again.
Glorificus has thrown me a new favourite.
Glory: I look around at this world you're so eager to be a part of and all I see is six billion lunatics looking for the fastest ride out. Who's not crazy? Look around, everyone's drinking, smoking, shooting up, shooting each other, or just plain screwing their brains out 'cause they don't want 'em anymore. I'm crazy? Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind, 'cause at least I admit the world makes me nuts.
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From Abarat (and sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree):
O woe is me,
O woe is me,
I used to have a hamster tree,
But it was eaten by a newt,
And now I have no cuddly fruit,
O woe is me,
O woe is me,
I used to have a hamster tree!
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Wadledo, you dislike EVERYONE. Therefore, you don't count.
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Maybe this is the only true fix for spellcasting, making people scared of using it.
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There's a concept called mercy. Are you familiar with it?
"I know what you think, but i know I think, and i think i think just as well as you think... don't you think?"
- Britney from Daria
Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse" and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse"
Punctuation is the difference between "A woman without her man is nothing" and "A woman: without her, man is nothing"
- heard both of them from a teacher
“No one said there would be not leaving.”
my DM at about 2am
“If I were going to die I would have done it by now.”
Grit, played by Michael
I have infinite 'favourite' quotes, but those are the ones i can think of off the top of my head
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"If I were going to die I would have by now."
- Grytt
If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." - Robin Tyler
"As intelligent men facing insane times, we were very alike, despising each other instantly." - Adrian Veidt on the comedian
"Were all puppets on strings, Laurie, I'm just a puppet who can see the strings."- Dr. Manhattan
"Whoa whoa whoa! Blowing up HALF of NEW YORK! I'm gald we found you before you could do anything really dangerous. I mean, when was this hopelessly blakc fantasy supposed to happen?"
"Daniel, I'm not a republic serial villain. I wouldn't explain it to you if their was even a slight chance you could stop it. I did it 35 minutes ago."
-Dan Dreinburg and Adrian Veidt.
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Yarr, and I would have gotten away with it to. If I was smarter.
ooh, ooh, has someone mentioned:
"The only difference between something that can go wrong and something that cannot possibly go wrong is that when something that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it is generally impossible to get at or repair." ~ Douglas adams
My father:
"And firey pits of hell are just a metaphor. Same as streets paved with gold.
I mean, who wants streets paved with gold?
and I LIKE fire.
within reason."
Yagami Light
"I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!!!"
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Stoats legit King Arthur by The Succubus.
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