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Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter #103
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Re: Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter
Hello Destro. Nice thread.
What were we talking about? Segways or something?
*Oooh, room service just arrived.*
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2008-09-12, 09:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter
Something like that. Randman thinks they're silly, I think they're awesome.
Does the room service have pie?I used to do LP's. Currently archived here:
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Re: Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter
Oh gods, I want pie now.
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Re: Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter
Segways, zombie movies, growing up in the cornfields of Illinois...
...you know, the usual.
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Re: Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter
And now, apparently, pie. Which I have had the past several days, by virtue of working at a grocery store that sells decent premade pies. big chunk of pie for break, how could you say no?
On the downside of that, I'm rapidly running out of ice-cream.I used to do LP's. Currently archived here:
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Dead in the Water Dark Heresy - Finished
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We All Fall Down Dark Heresy - Finished
Sea of Stars Rogue Trader - Ongoing
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2008-09-12, 09:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter
Pie, pie, pie....Pie pie pie!
*misses old thread already* I liked seeing mah name on the top of the thread list...
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Re: Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter
My turn for that now, Dallas.
Also.. horrible.. spaghetti? This.. not compute.. blasphemy! *goes to destroy the room service that dares to make spaghetti bad in any way*I used to do LP's. Currently archived here:
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Re: Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter
They should be illegal for STUPIDITY everywhere.
In a related note (), for some reason I'm trying to capitalize letters using the ctrl key. Keep popping up windows.This avatar by Phase.
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Re: Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter
If stupidity were illegal, 98% of the world's population would be on death row.
I can't remember where I heard that...
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Re: Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter
Nice title.
Stupidity is both widespread and catching...it's like a virus or something.
In the UK it's illegal for kids to play conkers at school because of health and safety unless they are wearing goggles....I mean come on....
Mind you, I'm capable of hurting myself on absolutely anything, so I guess I need the looking after.
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2008-09-12, 10:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter
Oh alright. I guess I'll boogie. Just gimmie a second.
Hup two. Hup two. Hup two. Up and down two. Up and down two. I've got a giant Yorkie bar two. Hup two. Hup two. Hup two.
Oh, and I found out I'm going to another play next wednesday.
Honestly, this college is intent on culturing the crap outta me.
Huh. Oh yeah.
*BOOGIE!*
This thread has been blessed.
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This one smells like pine sol.
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*sniff*
I smell smoke...
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Cool! New thread already!!!
I'm back from a calculus test. It was really easy...So I herd you liek Mudkipz by Mr. Saturn
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I used to do LP's. Currently archived here:
My Youtube Channel
The rest of my Sig:
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My Games:
The Great Divide Dark Heresy - Finished
They All Uprose Dark Heresy - Finished
Dead in the Water Dark Heresy - Finished
House of Glass Dark Heresy - Deceased
We All Fall Down Dark Heresy - Finished
Sea of Stars Rogue Trader - Ongoing
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Whats the legality of Segways in the United States?
I personally despise them, and tend to yell obscenities publicly whenever I see someone on them.Last edited by TwoBitWriter; 2008-09-12 at 12:28 PM.
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On the topic of segways-
We shall lure them to the Hot Gates, where their pants will count for nothing."Eins, zwei, drei... Ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags."
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Call Filthy Grief, Pacemaker
Feel like some Dark Coffee?
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Like I said before, my English teacher is amazing. We were reviewing the character themes of Brave New World, and he does this awesome impression of Bernard Marx, everyone laughed so hard!
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My english teacher sucks, because he's... well, me. I'm homeschooled. Still, getting to read eight of Shakespeare's best plays in one semester isn't bad.
But now I have a powerful urge to put on a production of Hamlet...Before you ask, I didn't know what it meant when I put it in my username. Do NOT ask.
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Bathatar!
Squid bones are lies.
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Re: Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter
Speaking of calculus I just got a booklet from uni telling me what will be on the test during the first week.
Basically it's more basic than sticks and stones. I seriously doubt they expect you to get a single question wrong...
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Re: Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter
Well, what do you expect? Calculus is easy. The only math class I had that I thought was hard was my Prob/Stat course, and that was mostly just because I took it my last semester, while my Cal classes were in my first-third. So a couple years had passed between them.
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