GLoG VIII: Thread of Exalted Deeds

[Haleyintraining]

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This meeting of the good league of good will now come to order. You must be a member of the GLoG to post here. Members:

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FAQ:

1. What's the point? Isn't there already a good aligned organization? Why didn't you just join HALO?
   
   OOC, we have nothing against HALO. (IC may be a different story.) However, we wanted an organization that only allows good-aligned members and focuses on the redemption of evildoers. If the real world can have multiple organizations for the purpose of doing good, we don't see why the forum can't hold more than one as well.
   
   
2. No seriously. Aren't you just a HALO clone?
   
   Not intentionally. We have our own purpose and our own mission, which overlaps somewhat with HALO's, but is not identical.
   
   
3. Why don't you let anyone post in the main thread without PMing first?
   
   OOC answer: Honestly, we tried it, and it was too chaotic to read.
   IC answer: You don't let strangers wander into your house at all hours, do you? We just want to know who is in our house.
   
   
4. Still, it seems awfully rude. You've offended a lot of people.
   
   We're sorry. We didn't mean to.
   
   
5. What's the point of the visitor's centre?
   
   We still want to play nicely with others! So we set up the visitor's centre thread to provide an IC access port.
   
   
6. Are you part of the Town? Or are you in an extra dimension?
   
   We didn't really know at first, but when AMEN contacted us, it seemed clear that we inhabited some sort of reality with AMEN and HALO. Which means we aren't Town. I think. (Really, we're making this up as we go along!)
   
   
7. Will you be interacting with the other groups?
   
   
   Yes, but we haven't worked out the mechanics yet. We're officially at war with AMEN, but we don't want random fighting going on in our headquarters. So we might be setting up a war thread or a plot thread or something, but we don't know yet.
   
   As far as HALO goes, we have no formal ties with them, though there is some membership overlap, and we're currently in discussions. IC, some of us have formed a negative opinion of HALO. It doesn't mean we have a problem with you OOC. (Honestly, Turtle isn't the brightest crayon in the box, and she's very defensive about being a former evildoer.)
   
   
8. GLoG is a pretty silly name, isn't it?
   
   Yes. Yes it is. One of our founding members used to belong to the Evil League of Evil (If you haven't heard of it, google 'Dr Horrible'), so when she turned good, it seemed reasonable to form the Good League of Good.

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[Haleyintraining]

((I'll rename the thread once we decide on a name. Any more ideas?))

[Fostire]

Originally Posted by Haleyintraining

((I'll rename the thread once we decide on a name. Any more ideas?))

((Just pick one from the thread over at the wiki, I personally like GloG VIII: Our cake is truthful which I think I proposed a thread or two ago))

[Darkcomet]

DC-09 returns.

The communicator is still active.

Hello? Anyone there?

[PirateMonk]

PM knocks on the front door.

[Darkcomet]

DC-09 answers.

Hello? Who is this?

Elsewhere, the communicator yells.

PirateMonk! Over here!

[Lex-Kat]

(((GLoG VIII: The Return of the Ranger.)))

[Darkcomet]

((I still like "The Cake Is NOT a Lie."))

[PirateMonk]

"Hi, I'm from AMEN, and I'd like to tour your prison cells. Will you cooperate, or should I resort to violence?"

[Darkcomet]

DC-09 uses his shock-stunner on PM.

I fear we may have an asylum escapee here.

PM is dragged off by drones to the cells.

Then the communicator sighs.

Beaten by the utility droid...

[Haleyintraining]

((GLoG VIII: Sheesh! How Long Does it Take to Decide on a Title?

(For those sarcasm-impaired, that was sarcasm, and so was this sentence.) ))

[PirateMonk]

Once safely in his cell, PM checks to see if it bothered to confiscate anything from him.

[Darkcomet]

They did, but he may find an abandoned lockpick in the cell. Coplantor probably dropped it. The entertainment devices he packed are still there, though.

[PirateMonk]

The "entertainment devices" were in a small bag of holding. PM takes it out.

[Darkcomet]

The camerazards are watching, as usual. The communicator speaks up again.

I wonder what happens next.

[PirateMonk]

"I do what I need to do, I disjoin the dimension lock, I laugh at them for having inadequate security measures, I teleport away. Easy."

[Darkcomet]

The communicator on the floor pipes up.

Well, if that's what you want. But we're going to have to wait for the camerazard ninja again.

((Can we please just go with The Cake Is NOT a Lie?))

[PirateMonk]

PM takes a scanner out of the bag and uses it to form a map of the base. If possible, he transmits it back to AMEN.

[Darkcomet]

Seeing as how the communicator works, the transmission should go through.

[Saint Nil]

Nil turns on the Anti-AMENite Shield. Your magic stops working, as well as any technology you have.

EDIT-I like the current title

[PirateMonk]

PM has his membership contract temporarily voided to circumvent the shield.

[Darkcomet]

The Holo-Camerazard emits a hologram of DC's head in front of Nil.

It isn't that easy.

[Saint Nil]

No, but now I know where you are

PM and DC might find themselves immediatanly removed from the base. Also, they might want to not come back in, trust me.
DEADTIME

[Darkcomet]

DC isn't in the base.

Hehehe.

[Haleyintraining]

((Whoever wins gets to pick.

1:Nil
2:Darkcomet
3:Piratemonk
4:LordRod

Roll(1d4)+0:
1,+0
Total:1

Nil gets to pick.

Fair enough?))

[PirateMonk]

PM can't be removed from the base, because he is in a Dimension Locked cell and will dimensionally anchor himself if the Lock is disabled.

[Saint Nil]

Actually, the room he is in is physically removed from the base.

Mind if I give the title tommorow?

[PirateMonk]

((How?))

PM disjoins the dimensional lock, teleports back to GLoG, and knocks on the door again.

[Haleyintraining]

((Sure, you can do it tomorrow. And I'll keep everyone entertained with annoying filler titles!))

[Saint Nil]

^-Hooray!

Nil meets PM out front.

Only evil doers who are being redeemed can enter. So, feel like turning good?
*casts Zone of Truth*