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Old 12-28-2008, 10:29 PM   Top  -  End  -  #1
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Default GLoG XIV: Where Bad Puns Go To Die.

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Old 12-28-2008, 10:41 PM   Top  -  End  -  #2
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DC-09 tries to reactivate V.I.N.C.E. 9000.
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Old 12-28-2008, 10:43 PM   Top  -  End  -  #3
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V.I.N.C.E. 9000 is now fully operational.
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Old 12-28-2008, 10:47 PM   Top  -  End  -  #4
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What is your primary function?
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Old 12-28-2008, 10:50 PM   Top  -  End  -  #5
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My primary function is to maintain and keep clean GLoG base, and to non-lethally deal with any threat presented to me.
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Old 12-28-2008, 10:51 PM   Top  -  End  -  #6
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Good. You may return to your duties now.
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Old 12-28-2008, 10:52 PM   Top  -  End  -  #7
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It rolls out of the room, vacuum on.
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Old 12-28-2008, 11:04 PM   Top  -  End  -  #8
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Mr. Huggles returns to Melody, in the detention cell area.

Statement: DC-09 has aparently fixed V.I.N.C.E. 9000.
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V.I.N.C.E. 9000 starts vacuuming the detention area...
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Old 12-28-2008, 11:05 PM   Top  -  End  -  #10
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Awwww. Hello, Vince. How are you feeling?
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I feel oustanding.
Would you like a flower?

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Old 12-28-2008, 11:12 PM   Top  -  End  -  #12
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Butler walks out, preparing to punch out for the day, when he spots Vince back up. "Ah hello sir. Feeling better, sir?"
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Old 12-28-2008, 11:13 PM   Top  -  End  -  #13
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((Does V.I.N.C.E 9000 have any sort of wireless link to the outside world? Internet, for instance?))
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Old 12-28-2008, 11:14 PM   Top  -  End  -  #14
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Melody smiles and accepts the daisy. Thank you. That's just about the nicest thing anyone's done for her, outside of protecting her, of course.
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Old 12-28-2008, 11:15 PM   Top  -  End  -  #15
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((Yes, he has internet, and sattelite...))


Much better.

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Old 12-28-2008, 11:16 PM   Top  -  End  -  #16
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"Ah good to hear sir. I'm heading out to the tavern sir, ma'am. Is there anything I can do for you, sir, ma'am, before I leave?"
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Old 12-28-2008, 11:19 PM   Top  -  End  -  #17
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V.I.N.C.E got mail! It's from a robot manufacturing and maintenance company called 'Katarn Hypernautics and Robotics Corporations Limited.'
It details some special offers for repair and other roboty stuff. There is an attachment.
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Old 12-28-2008, 11:20 PM   Top  -  End  -  #18
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V.I.N.C.E. 9000 tries to open the attatchment...
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Old 12-28-2008, 11:21 PM   Top  -  End  -  #19
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V.I.N.C.E got mail! It's from a robot manufacturing and maintenance company called 'Katarn Hypernautics and Robotics Corporations Limited.'
It details some special offers for repair and other roboty stuff. There is an attachment.
Oh no. Looks like K-Corp survived after all.
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Old 12-28-2008, 11:25 PM   Top  -  End  -  #20
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It's a brochure! There's also an incredibly advanced, intelligent computer virus that tries to download itself into V.I.N.C.E. When I say intelligent, I mean it's semi-sentient, and therefore very adaptable. If it gets in, it will simply spread itself, making copies and such, and lying dormant within V.I.N.C.E's programming. For now.
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"Um... anything at all sir, ma'am? I'd be happy to, honest, sir, ma'am, as the tavern isn't going anywhere."
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Old 12-28-2008, 11:27 PM   Top  -  End  -  #22
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It's downloaded!
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"Very well, sir, ma'am. I'll be at the tavern if you need me for anything, sir, ma'am." Butler leaves.
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Old 12-28-2008, 11:41 PM   Top  -  End  -  #24
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Then it does the above.
That makes it KR-15: 3, Robots of GLoG: 0
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Bye, Butler. Have a good time. Melody sits and waits some more.
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V.I.N.C.E. 9000 tries to snuggle Melody...
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Melody pats him on the head. Your kinda affectionate, for a drone, aren't ya. It's a statement, not a question.
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Then it does the above.
That makes it KR-15: 3, Robots of GLoG: 0
Er, I'm pretty sure DC-09 was the only one e-mail savvy enough to not open the attachment.
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He beeps.
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Yeah, but the bugged voice box is still there. I think.
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