GLoG XVI: Built out of 100% recycled babies. That's why we're Good.

[Lex-Kat]

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If you are evil you can still be redeemed. Apply today!

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If you have a question, please read our FAQ first, it may already have been answered:

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FAQ:

1. What's the point? Isn't there already a good aligned organization? Why didn't you just join HALO?
   
   OOC, we have nothing against HALO. (IC may be a different story.) However, we wanted an organization that only allows good-aligned members and focuses on the redemption of evildoers. If the real world can have multiple organizations for the purpose of doing good, we don't see why the forum can't hold more than one as well.
   
   
2. No seriously. Aren't you just a HALO clone?
   
   Not intentionally. We have our own purpose and our own mission, which overlaps somewhat with HALO's, but is not identical.
   
   
3. Why don't you let anyone post in the main thread without PMing first?
   
   OOC answer: Honestly, we tried it, and it was too chaotic to read.
   IC answer: You don't let strangers wander into your house at all hours, do you? We just want to know who is in our house.
   
   
4. Still, it seems awfully rude. You've offended a lot of people.
   
   We're sorry. We didn't mean to.
   
   
5. What's the point of the visitor's centre?
   
   We still want to play nicely with others! So we set up the visitor's centre thread to provide an IC access port.
   
   
6. Are you part of the Town? Or are you in an extra dimension?
   
   We didn't really know at first, but when AMEN contacted us, it seemed clear that we inhabited some sort of reality with AMEN and HALO. Which means we aren't Town. I think. (Really, we're making this up as we go along!)
   
   New answer: Everyone's a part of the town, but the rules are different here, Town laws do not apply. ACRONYM rules do. So respect the rules, and we will all get along just fine.
   
   
7. Will you be interacting with the other groups?
   
   Yes, but we haven't worked out the mechanics yet. We're officially at war with AMEN, but we don't want random fighting going on in our headquarters. So we might be setting up a war thread or a plot thread or something, but we don't know yet.
   
   As far as HALO goes, we have no formal ties with them, though there is some membership overlap, and we're currently in discussions. IC, some of us have formed a negative opinion of HALO. It doesn't mean we have a problem with you OOC. (Honestly, Turtle isn't the brightest crayon in the box, and she's very defensive about being a former evildoer.)
   
   
8. GLoG is a pretty silly name, isn't it?
   
   Yes. Yes it is. One of our founding members used to belong to the Evil League of Evil (If you haven't heard of it, google 'Dr Horrible'), so when she turned good, it seemed reasonable to form the Good League of Good.

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The GLoG/HALO portal:

The portal between GLoG and HALO is still open.

But anyone passing through it arrives outside the front door. If they've already been cleared (previously interacted with GLoG without hostilities), they can walk straight in without having to roleplay out knocking on the door and so on.

First time visitors, or people who have previously caused trouble have to wait for someone to undeadtime to decide whether they can pass or not.

[celtois]

Alexis will wait for the research..as I have to deadtime too.

[Inigo Montoya]

Jenny undeadtimes, trying to sit up, and failing.

Hello?

[Lex-Kat]

Melody will help Jenny. Do you need anything, Jenny?

Judy kisses Mint again, then walks away from the deadtimed duo.

[happyturtle]

In the security footage is a fight with Maxinus where Decker assumed her devil form. If Mint sees it, she may recognize what type of devil she is and what plane she's from.

[Inigo Montoya]

Did the world end?

[Lex-Kat]

Melody smiles. Not that I can tell. I'm still here, after-all.

[KerfuffleMach2]

Runner undeadtimes. He comes out of the infirmary into the main room and looks around a little.

[Inigo Montoya]

Good...How are you Melody?

[happyturtle]

Raven undeadtimes. He's looking for Kris the Slayer.

[The Bushranger]

Dani, it seems, took it upon herself in her player's absence to watch a Stargate marathon.

The original movie.
All ten seasons of SG-1.
All five seasons of Atlantis.
Both SG-1 movies.
End to end, without any sleep.



Needless to say, afterwards she dragged herself to her room, where she's sound asleep now.

[Kris on a Stick]

Kris-the-Slayer is found. He is doing stuff.

[happyturtle]

Raven skips the preliminaries and gets straight to business. "I need to know how to kill an Incubus."

[Kris on a Stick]

Incubus? Cold Iron

[happyturtle]

"Will that work when it turns into flames?"

[Kris on a Stick]

Turns into flames? It can do that!?

((Short Deadtime...))

[happyturtle]

Raven relates the details of the fight with Jaren. It's obvious from his expression and tone that he really really doesn't like Incubi.

((deadtime. Raven will listen attentively to any advice Kris gives.))

[Kris on a Stick]

Oh. I've never seen an incubus that could do that before. Luckily, I'm a professional. So... Lets see. First, area of effect, area of effect, area of effect. The best way of dealing with teleporters/blinkers. Well, except for anti-magic or anti-teleportation...
Also, get as much holy paraphernalia as possible. Swords, symbols, etc. Or hire a paladin. That works too.
Aside from that, there's pretty much nothing else, besides various Slayer techniques that require months of training and are so secret that no one but the Guild know of them. Except for all the analysts who watched them in combat. Now it's incredibly easy to find a teacher who will show you...
Kris shrugs.

[happyturtle]

"Area of effect," Raven says, and frowns. "That's not one of my strengths. Can you spare any of those spell grenades? Otherwise, I think I'll have to see what I can do with the mundane variety."

[Kaelaroth]

SleepsleepsleepsleepsleepsleepsleepDADDY?! Which one's which, Kaela, child?
Metal man, in circles, running through time and space, hurting my head, where's my daddy? Want sleepsleepsleep? Velvet memories, Zenobia, Raegan, deeds to come? Runrunrunrun, as fast as you can, but you can't runrunrun from the childcatcher's hands (Draken and Reinholdt, kittycat?)! Zenobia! Love me! Velvet wishes, makes ends meet, brings about downfall of man, I will, with Velvet at my hand, born from the first love, Zenobia, project two one seven iota twelve, need, need...

Daddy! Kaela cries, awakening, from his bout of somniloquised prophecy, his eyes blazing red, before fading to pink and amber.

[Morty]

Wenomir, since Magtok escaped him when he was deadtimed, goes to check on whoever is calling for "daddy".

[Kaelaroth]

Kaela's in Butler's bedroom, in his crib, crying his eyes out, scared, as scraps of aged parchment, scorched and ripped, detailing the words he spoke above, in his sleep, falls from the ceiling like divine rain.
Want daddy!

[Morty]

Wenomir stands still, frozen in place. Taking care of children is one of the many things he has absoultely no idea about. Nevertheless, he looks down on the crib, saying: There, there, don't cry.

[happyturtle]

Susan walks in, carrying Rose. "What's the matter?"

[Kaelaroth]

Several scraps of possible prophecy fall into Kaela's wooden crib, scaring him, making him wail and weep even more, especially when they ignite one of his blankets. Perhaps they were a little more than scorched.

[happyturtle]

Susan snatches Kaela up from the crib and pats out any sparks on him. "Shhh... it's okay. It's okay..." She says, to both babies.

[Kaelaroth]

Kaela's lower lip wobbles, but he ceases to wail, and his sparks are patted out.

However, his wail starts up when the emergency sprinklers turn on.

[Morty]

Errr... so, will I be needed?

[happyturtle]

"If you could find out what started the fire, I'll take care of the baby," Susan says.

Susan takes Kaela and Rose to her room, changes him into dry clothes, and then take the babies to the kitchen to feed them.

[Morty]

Wenomir takes a good look at the room, noticing the parchments immediately, but he finds it difficult to make heads and tails out of the schorched letters. What the...