Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)

TSED · 02-20-2009, 04:57 AM

Seriously.

(Seriously).

What other Random Encounter Table allows you to encounter Power Armoured Displacer Beavers or a DRM-Free Hot Librarian using a bow that shoots sentient sets of lingerie?

There are three columns. For each one roll a d600 (if computerization is available) or a d6, then a d100. So a 1 means 1-100, a 2 means 101-200, and so on and so forth.

With this random encounter chart there are over 216,000,000 results possible.

I keep thinking I should make a ton of templates and base creatures for the various entries, but -

Well, I don't.

Column 1 ( [@C1]

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Column 2 ( [@C2] )

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Column 3 ([@C3])

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Have fun.

I apologize that not all results are awesometacular, but with this much complexity going on some are bound to be a little less fun. Sorry. I also apologize for the handful of inside jokes (like sockbats or rock (or maybe a bush?) ).

EDIT::: 400 results now? Wowee!
EDIT::: 500 results! MADNESS!
EDIT::: 600. AND quite a few results were changed either because they rarely worked (C2 'Boss Of The') or just to standardize them a bit so there Are No randomly capitalized Words.

Athaniar · 02-20-2009, 05:45 AM

Hmm, let's try...

*Rolls*

Headless Sexy Dragon?

*Rolls Again*

Viola-Playing Incredibly Masculine Lantern Archon?

*Rolls Once More*

Vocally Protesting Dire Valkyrie?

*Rolls Three More Times*

Disobedient Eye-Plucking Mad Scientist?

Custom-Made Chainsaw-Headed Stereotypical 1970's movie style Kung Fu Master?

Unfinished Horribly Disfigured Whirlwind of Ping Pong Balls?

OK, this is the Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever.

TSED · 02-20-2009, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Xavius

OK, this is the Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever.

I hope you don't mind me sigging that.

ghost_warlock · 02-20-2009, 06:09 AM

Sacrificed Laid back Handful of coins

Nutmeg-seasoned Traditional Chinese Mistress

Clean-Shaven Bikini-Clad Hillbillies

Profanity-Spewing Psychic Sentient Sword

Hm. First two were kinda 'meh,' but the last two were *snigger*-worthy.

Eloel · 02-20-2009, 06:28 AM

Ceramic Garishly colored Monster from Another Campaign Setting
Holiday-Themed Dubiously Pretentious Gelatinous Cube
Morbidly obese Catatonic Unnecessary Fortitude Save

lol, nice job in there.
Anyone to draw these random things?

MoelVermillion · 02-20-2009, 06:36 AM

Despicable Hard-Core WoW Player. This is one that actually sounds somewhat reasonable in a game of d20 modern or some such.

Self-Evolved Break Dancing Killer Bees.

Sewer Dwelling Goat-Cheese-Hoarding Lumberjack.

I'm not the only one who wants to see all these monsters statted out right

?

xPANCAKEx · 02-20-2009, 07:24 AM

a sycronised pair of eldar evil

PrGo · 02-20-2009, 07:27 AM

Bookmarked for further use.

TSED · 02-20-2009, 08:15 AM

What the heck. Here's one of the more esoteric base creatures, cuz I've got nothing better to do.

Guitar Riff

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And because it came up... The template for

Breakdancing

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KillianHawkeye · 02-20-2009, 10:52 AM

This is awesome!

I like how the Breakdancing template has a Level Adjustment. Now I wanna play as one! I wonder what class would be most effective while breakdancing?

Eldariel · 02-20-2009, 11:17 AM

All I've got to say is: Dashing Utilitiarian Circus.

Deepblue706 · 02-20-2009, 11:40 AM

Pie-faced Amplified Train?

kyoten · 02-20-2009, 11:59 AM

Crustaceanic Filth Ex-Familiar

Ascension · 02-20-2009, 12:07 PM

Emancipated Reinforced Psoriasis Ray

Maniacally Oversized Mad Scientist

Erotically Inclined Chocolate-Flavored Ice Berg

Hallucinatory Displacer Internet Meme

Heliomance · 02-20-2009, 12:44 PM

Nope, it's not quite the best generator ever.

It doesn't include Two Men Playing Texas Hold 'Em With A Deck Of Many Things.

Draz74 · 02-20-2009, 01:00 PM

Tauric Shish-ka-Tornado?

Lycan 01 · 02-20-2009, 01:23 PM

First-born Mechanical Leprechan

Accident-prone Sumo Wrestling Nazis

Monster number 3 = Too confusing to write down

Custom made... prostitute-riding..... tree? O_o

Okay yeah, I <3 this chart.

d13 · 02-20-2009, 01:36 PM

Agoraphobic Anti-Termites

Headless Hardcore Time-Traveller

Boisterous Plastic Animated Teddy Bear

This thread has won the forums xD

Tengu_temp · 02-20-2009, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heliomance

Nope, it's not quite the best generator ever.

It doesn't include Two Men Playing Texas Hold 'Em With A Deck Of Many Things.

It has this:

201: Poker Game using a 'Deck of Many Things', already in progress.

Danin · 02-20-2009, 02:03 PM

Pregnant Glitter Pope
Medium Humanoid (Human)
HD: 4d6 + 4
Initiative: -1
Speed: 15ft
AC: 15 (-1 Dex, +3 Cloth armor, +2 Natural, +1 Pope Hat (Sacred))
Base Attack: +3 / +5
Attack: Staff +5 Melee (1d6+3 / x2)
Space / Reach: 5 / 5
Special Attacks: Spell Casting, Luminescent, With Child
Special Qualities: Spell Resistance 14, Spiritual Leader
Saves: Fort +2, Ref +0, Will +11
Abilities: Str 14, Dex 8, Con 13, Int 10, Wis 19, Cha 14
Skills: Know(Religion) +12, Know(History) +7, Heal +11
Feats: Iron Will, Skill Focus (Knowledge Religion), Leadership
Environment: Church, Pope Mobile
Organization: Solitary, Group (Pregnant Glitter Pope +3-5 Second level Clerics), Congregation (Pregnant Glitter Pope +3-5 2nd Level Clerics +60 - 100 1st level Commoners)
Challenge Rating: 5
Treasure: Standard +Pope's Regalia
Alignment: Usually Lawful Good
Level Adjustment: +1

Spell Casting: The Pregnant Glitter Pope cast spells as a 4th level Cleric. The DC of his spells is 14+ Spell level. The Pregnant Glitter Pope may not cast spells with the Evil Descriptor.

Luminescent: The Pregnant Glitter Pope glows with a sparkling radiance, extending a 60 foot radius of light around him at all times, as per the daylight spell. In addition, every round the light cast from a Pregnant Glitter Pope is within range of a darkness spell or a spell with the figment or shadow subtype, he automatically makes a dispel check with a caster level of 6 against the affect.

With Child: The Pregnant Glitter Pope has entered his third trimester and is showing. Any creature with an intelligence score of 3 or more attempting to strike the Pregnant Glitter Pope must make a DC 18 will save or be overcome by guilt, forcing them to attack another target instead. Creatures must also make this check if a spell or spell like ability would harm the Pregnant Glitter Pope, either through hit point damage or ability damage. Non-overtly threatening attacks such as hold person are to affected by this ability. The save DC is wisdom based.

Spiritual Leader: The Pregnant Glitter Pope is a spiritual leader. All NPCs that share a religion with the Pregnant Glitter Pope have an initial attitude of friendly and are willing to provide most services for free. This ability also grants the Pregnant Glitter Pope the leadership feat with a +6 inherent bonus to his leadership score.

Pope's Regalia: The Pregnant Glitter Pope always has two items on his person, regardless of any other material wealth. The Pope's regalia consists of two items, The Robe of the Pregnant Pope, and the Righteous Glittering Hat of the Pope. The Robe of the Pregnant Pope functions as a +2 Set of Cloth armor with the ability to cast cure light wounds or remove disease, or any combination of the two, 4 times per day. The Righteous Glittering Hat of the Pope provides a +1 sacred bonus to AC and provides a +2 Sacred bonus to the caster level of any spells with the Good, Light, or Healing descriptors.

This was all in good fun. Please, please, please, no one be offended.

Myou · 02-20-2009, 02:38 PM

A subepic soup, cream of goblin. Not exactly an encounter.

Nirvana-approaching melting Dental Hygienist.

Lovecraftian anti-lovecraftian Monk.

....

A lovecraftian anti-lovecraftian Monk? I think that needs a little work. o.O

A campaign-hating brain WoW player. x_x

SydneyLosstarot · 02-20-2009, 02:51 PM

Man, you definitely should apply for a job with the Munchkin guys
This thing is pure awesome.

TSED · 02-20-2009, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Danin

Pregnant Glitter Pope

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I love you.

Also: why does the POPE have str14? Not to sound like a capitalistic oppressor, but... he has people to DO that for him now.

Also, you'd think that his CR would increase over his class levels by at least 2. Especially with that elite array and all.

d13 · 02-20-2009, 05:20 PM

I had to borrow that Pregnant Glitter Pope over there , sorry xD

Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone
Large Construct
Hit Dice: 4d10 + 30 (52 hp)
Initiative: -1 (-1 size)
Speed: 70 ft. (wheels)
Armor Class: 16 (-1 size, +5 natural, +2 deflection (bulletproof glass windows)), touch 9*, flatfooted 16).
Base Attack: +7/+14
Attack: Overrun +11
Full Attack: Overrun +11
Space/Reach: 10ft/0ft
Special Attacks: Spell Casting, Bardic Music, Bardic Knowledge, Improved Fascinate, Persistant Fascinate, Infinity Fascinate.
Special Qualities: Spell Resistance 20, Construct Traits
Saves: Fort +2, Ref +2, Will +2
Abilities: Str 24, Dex 10, Con -, Int 12, Wis 11, Cha 17
Skills: Perform (Xilophone) +18, Listen +7, Knowledge (History) 6.
Feats: Skill Focus (Perform (Xilophone)), Ability Focus (Bardic Music: Fascinate)
Environment: Pope Mobile
Organization: Solitary, Player (Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone + 1 Pregnant Glitter Pope), Group (Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone + 1 Pregnant Glitter Pope +3-5 Second level Clerics) Congregation (Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone + 1 Pregnant Glitter Pope +3-5 2nd Level Clerics +60 - 100 1st level Commoners).
Challenge Rating: 6
Treasure: None
Alignment: Usually Chaotic Good

Spell Casting: The Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone casts spells as a 3rd level Bard. The DC of its spells is 13 + spell level. Though a Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone can't cast spells with somatic components, it may exchange any verbal or material component with its self playing as a Free Action.

Bardic Music and Bardic Knowledge: The Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone can make use of Bardic Music skills, and it's Bardic Knowledge as if it were a 6th level Bard.

Improved Fascinate: The Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone can make use of its Fascinate Bardic Music to affect ANYTHING capable of hearing (except the Pregnant Glitter Pope). The affected creature may not be able to SEE the Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone, but must still be able to hear it.

Persistant Fascinate: The Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone can play it's fascinating song as long as it wants, and it's effects won't wore off until three days have passed, during which the affected creature(s) will want to listen to that beautiful song again.

Infinity Fascinate: The Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone can select an unlimited number of creatures as the targets of his Fascinate Bardic Music, and can use it's Fascinate music as many times a day as it wants.

Myshlaevsky · 02-20-2009, 07:45 PM

Lovecraftian Prismatic Abuse Victim for the win.

Cruiser1 · 02-20-2009, 08:14 PM

Unusually Short Spaghetti-covered Yardsale - Cursed potions of healing half off!

Ok, before the yardsale closes I quickly grab some spaghetti off the stuff so I don't have to use my trail rations, and then buy a few of the cursed potions to slip to enemies (or at least resell if I can't use them, since with 50% off I can get the same price back selling them to some other merchant).

Self-replicating Crying Tombraider

I dominate it and use it to finish Tomb of Horrors for me. It needs to be self-replicating since things die there so quickly, and of course in ToH there's lots of reasons to cry. ;)

Helicopter riding Cursed Gelatinous Pyramid

Gelatinous Cube's have Int 0, so I assume a Gelatinous Pyramid isn't any smarter. Since such a creature (especially if cursed) is no way capable of knowing how to fly a helicopter, I run and get out from underneath it and wait 30 seconds or so until it crashes in a big fireball. ;)

Nohwl · 02-20-2009, 09:34 PM

31: Black 118: Giga- 277: Turtle

Myatar_Panwar · 02-20-2009, 10:02 PM

Haha, I got a Absolutely Devoid of Talent, Exotic Weapon Wielding, Quetzacoatl.

I picture a very confused Quetzacoatl flying around clumsily with a spiked chain in its tail. In combat it would be very vicious just through random thrashing, though would probably kill itself within seconds...

Edit: Ironshod Revolutionary Salesman

Great find, love this chart.

Heliomance · 02-20-2009, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tengu_temp

It has this:

201: Poker Game using a 'Deck of Many Things', already in progress.

I stand corrected.

Best random encounter chart ever.

Xefas · 02-20-2009, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by thetsyman

Sewer Dwelling Goat-Cheese-Hoarding Lumberjack.

I'm not the only one who wants to see all these monsters statted out right

?

Sewer Dwelling Goat Cheese Hoarding Lumberjack
Medium Humanoid (Human)
HD 6d8+18 (45hp)
Speed 30 ft.
Init: +3
AC 17; touch 17; flat-footed 14
(+3 Dex, +2 Insight, +2 Deflection)
BAB +4; Grp +8
Attack Greataxe +9 (1d12+6, 20/x3)
Full-Attack Greataxe +9 (1d12+6, 20/x3)
Space 5 ft.; Reach 5 ft.
Special Attacks Disengorge Cheese, Timber Chop
Special Qualities Swampwalk
Saves Fort +8 Ref +5 Will +4
Abilities Str 18, Dex 16, Con 16, Int 14, Wis 14, Cha 14
Skills Hide +12, Knowledge (Dungeoneering) +11, Knowledge (Nature) +11, Survival +11, Swim +13
Feats Weapon Focus (Greataxe), Combat Expertise, Ability Focus (Disengorge Cheese), Improved Trip
Environment Urban, Underground
Organization Single, Pair, Brood (2-12), Gaggle (5-60)
Challenge Rating 5
Treasure Nonstandard
Alignment Usually Lawful Neutral
Advancement 7-9 HD (Large) or by character class; Favored Class Warblade
Level Adjustment +2

Swampwalk (Ex): Sewer Dwelling Lumberjacks take no penalty to movement in up to chest deep fetid, filth-filled water. In addition, in such water, they can hold their breath up to four times their constitution modifier in rounds, and they gain a +4 racial bonus to hide.

Disengorge Cheese (Ex): Three times per day, a Goat Cheese Hoarding Lumberjack can spew forth a 30ft cone of foul smelling ichor composed primarily of partial digested goat cheese and bile. Those who fail a DC 18 fortitude save are nauseated by the experience for 1d3+2 rounds. Those who succeed are still traumatized by the event, becoming shaken for the same number of rounds. The save is constitution based and includes a +2 feat bonus.

Timber Chop (Ex): A Lumberjack that hits with a Greataxe attack can attempt to trip the opponent (+8 check modifier) as a free action without making a touch attack or provoking an attack of opportunity. If the attempt fails, the opponent cannot react to trip the Lumberjack.