The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116 - Page 41

Dragonrider · 03-07-2009, 12:01 AM

But...uhh...maybe he has SUPER driving powers! Like, sending-scariness-over-oceans powerful!

....

Maybe I should shut up and go to sleep.

No...he's a good driver, but I hate riding with him because it makes me nervous watching him.

Rutskarn · 03-07-2009, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Aziraphale

No, he's not. Nobody here is, really.
Some of the people are witty, clever, and very good at spontanueity.
Others try a bit too hard, and fall short.

Nnnnnactually, although I wouldn't call Fred one, I would bet solid money that at least a couple people here are genuinely, no-foolin', call-the-men-in-the-clean-white-coats whacked.

Also: I'm a decent driver. Not the greatest, but not bad.

Dragonrider · 03-07-2009, 12:08 AM

I always fear that my posting comes off as over-the-top optimistic or, worse, cutesy.

Ick!

Rutskarn · 03-07-2009, 12:12 AM

Naw, see, we need that, Draggers.

I mean, look at the rest of us.

Player_Zero and I are both cynical, snarkish snobs who rain nonsense and cruel irony down when not trading ~~sexual tension~~ verbal blows.

Coidzor tends towards the wry more than anything.

Assassin89 could definitely be called a pessimist. I'm not sure he's actually been pleased about anything since someone first figured out the whole name-does-not-equal-profession dealie.

We keep ticking off K-Roth.

FredtheFighter's got his own issues to work out.

We need you, Draggers. You're a beam of sunshine on a toxic pond at midnight.

Felixaar · 03-07-2009, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Dragonrider

That reminds me...my li'l brother got his driver's license today.

Be afraid!

One can only assume you speak of your older little brother...

Although it'd be entertaining to see the youngest get behind the wheel

Kneenibble · 03-07-2009, 12:40 AM

What about me?!

WHAT ABOUT (S)ME(E)?

(The pirate, not our local Lady)

Don't tick off Kaelawrath. The dear fellow is above reproach.

May I please say that I get to learn stage fencing for the play I'm in for a climactic sword duel, and that it excites me?

I'd like to think I'm a little bit sunshiny.

Alleine · 03-07-2009, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Kneenibble

May I please say that I get to learn stage fencing for the play I'm in for a climactic sword duel, and that it excites me?

Well, I can't say for stage fencing, but regular fencing is indeed a bucket of awesome. It warms my heart to hear us all chorus "whee, stabbing time!"

Sunshine? We don't need no stinkin' sunshine. Mainly cuz it burns ussss, preciousssss.

Coidzor · 03-07-2009, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Rutskarn

Coidzor tends towards the wry more than anything.

Well, it's like that vampire from Drinky Crow said... The one thing in the world we desire more than anything else is to be innocent again, but the sight of innocence drives us to destroy, knowing that it can never be ours.... Yadda, yadda, throw in some zombie-cats, and here I am trying to sell myself to the lynch mob and escape with the gold.

Suffice to say, we kinda need the atmosphere lightened up a bit with someone's bright cheerful smile.

ChomZ · 03-07-2009, 03:16 AM

PE,

Glad to see you've made it this far =P

Clue # 5:
I'm feeling mischievous =P

randman22222 · 03-07-2009, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Rutskarn

Naw, see, we need that, Draggers.

I mean, look at the rest of us.

Player_Zero and I are both cynical, snarkish snobs who rain nonsense and cruel irony down when not trading ~~sexual tension~~ verbal blows.

Coidzor tends towards the wry more than anything.

Assassin89 could definitely be called a pessimist. I'm not sure he's actually been pleased about anything since someone first figured out the whole name-does-not-equal-profession dealie.

We keep ticking off K-Roth.

FredtheFighter's got his own issues to work out.

We need you, Draggers. You're a beam of sunshine on a toxic pond at midnight.

I'm curious to see where I'd fit into your little categories.

Ugh, I'm so self-centered...

Kaelaroth · 03-07-2009, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Kneenibble

Don't tick off Kaelawrath. The dear fellow is above reproach.

Sigged.

And me? Ticked-off? Whatch'all mean? I'm the positive beacon of loveliness.

Meanwhile, 'Zira's correct.
Anyhaps, Spring Awakening's original Broadway cast have luvverly voices.

Player_Zero · 03-07-2009, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Assassin 89

Let's see now... Obsessive rabbit chases cat. rabbit and cat start dating. cat and rabbit run into problems. I think I just summed up the series in 3 sentences.

You can sum any movie you like badly within three sentences, doesn't mean you're giving an accurate description.

And just because I know about 90% of you buggers won't've clicked my link I'm gonna' link them again.

Part one: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/161181

Click on the author to get to part two to five.

Fredthefighter · 03-07-2009, 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Rutskarn

FredtheFighter's got his own issues to work out.

I have issues? Let me rephrase that, I have issues that are bothering me at the moment? I know that I have problems like anyone else, but nothing that is bothering me right now.

On another note, the weather (where I am anyway) is nice today. Also, I'm going to see Brainiac live at the NEC Symphony Hall next Friday. Explosions.... in a crowded area.... on Friday 13th.... Uh-oh.

Player_Zero · 03-07-2009, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Fredthefighter

I have issues? Let me rephrase that, I have issues that are bothering me at the moment? I know that I have problems like anyone else, but nothing that is bothering me right now.

You can't rephrase someone else's statements. Especially not into a question.

Fredthefighter · 03-07-2009, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Player_Zero

You can't rephrase someone else's statements. Especially not into a question.

I meant rephrasing my own words, as in I said "I have issues?" what I meant was "I have issues that are bothering me?", as to say "I have issues?" implies that I believe that I have no problems at all, considering that it is impossible to have a comepletely perfect life, that would be a lie and honesty is something I respect and treasure.
Either you were being serious or a smart-alec.

Player_Zero · 03-07-2009, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Fredthefighter

I meant rephrasing my own words, as in I said "I have issues?" what I meant was "I have issues that are bothering me?", as to say "I have issues?" implies that I believe that I have no problems at all, considering that it is impossible to have a comepletely perfect life, that would be a lie and honesty is something I respect and treasure.
Either you were being serious or a smart-alec.

That doesn't make a great deal of sense. Also yes, I am smart. much smarter than you and therefore you should heed my wise words.

Kaelaroth · 03-07-2009, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Player_Zero

Also yes, I am smart. much smarter than you and therefore you should heed my wise words.

He's right.

Zero, what's a vector? My physics tutor tried to explain it, and it went over my li'l head... If you're going to be nice and explain, please be simple. And if you're going to decline to answer, please, you know. Don't be too harsh.

I'm wet.

Fredthefighter · 03-07-2009, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Player_Zero

That doesn't make a great deal of sense. Also yes, I am smart. much smarter than you and therefore you should heed my wise words.

Life doesn't make sense, it's something we have to live with. Like "Why is the sky blue? What purpose could the sky being blue have? It doesn't make any sense".
You are smart, you are also older than me and as such have had more time to learn, which is a bit of an advantage. You are smarter than me, I acknowledge that.
What I meant was that I misphrased my words, acknowledged it and corrected it.

Player_Zero · 03-07-2009, 06:44 AM

A direction, in essence. If you have two axis x and y like I'm sure you're used to then a vector would look like [a, b] where a and b are numbers. It would represent the line going from the point (0,0) to (a,b).

Kaelaroth · 03-07-2009, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Fredthefighter

Life doesn't make sense, it's something we have to live with. Like "Why is the sky blue? What purpose could the sky being blue have? It doesn't make any sense".

Actually, the sky being blue makes perfect sense. It's the Tyndall effect.

Thanks Zero.

Fredthefighter · 03-07-2009, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaelaroth

Actually, the sky being blue makes perfect sense. It's the Tyndall effect.

Thanks Zero.

I was using it as an example. Urgh, fine then, think of something that doesn't make sense and use to replace my "Why is the sky blue? Blah blah blah".
Also, I never knew about the Tyndall effect, please elaborate.

Player_Zero · 03-07-2009, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Fredthefighter

I was using it as an example. Urgh, fine then, think of something that doesn't make sense and use to replace my "Why is the sky blue? Blah blah blah".
Also, I never knew about the Tyndall effect, please elaborate.

Just google it.

Hold on.

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I'm wet.

What?

Kaelaroth · 03-07-2009, 06:51 AM

Me? Explain something. Puh-lease. Don't mix it up with Rayleigh Scattering.
EDIT: Or I did. Oy vey.

What what? I'm wet. Water droplets are all over me.

Player_Zero · 03-07-2009, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaelaroth

Me? Explain something. Puh-lease. Don't mix it up with Raleigh Scattering.

What what? I'm wet. Water droplets are all over me.

Has it been raining or has the world finally decided that logical progression of events shouldn't be?

Kaelaroth · 03-07-2009, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Player_Zero

Has it been raining or has the world finally decided that logical progression of events shouldn't be?

I don't think my towel worked, really. The shower left its mark, see. And raining? No! The sun is like a lamp burning up cress in your Year Seven petri dish.

randman22222 · 03-07-2009, 07:05 AM

I am proud, today, of my musicianship. I basically improvised a bossa nova, and it actually sounded decent.

Music like that always leaves me in a good mood.

Rawhide · 03-07-2009, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaelaroth

Actually, the sky being blue makes perfect sense. It's the Tyndall effect.

Thanks Zero.

That would be Rayleigh scattering actually.

Kaelaroth · 03-07-2009, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Rawhide

That would be Rayleigh scattering actually.

Oy gevalt! I mixed them up?

Man, I need to follow my own advice.

Fredthefighter · 03-07-2009, 07:15 AM

Thanks Kaelaroth, I was wondering why the sky was blue.
Now I need to find out about the biggest question ever.... Why? Why everything? Why anything? Why here? Why us? Why now? The answer to the universe, life, everything. I got it! The answer is.... 42.

Kaelaroth · 03-07-2009, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Fredthefighter

Thanks Kaelaroth, I was wondering why the sky was blue.
Now I need to find out about the biggest question ever.... Why? Why everything? Why anything? Why here? Why us? Why now? The answer to the universe, life, everything. I got it! The answer is.... 42.

I know you're trying to be funny what with the Adams' gag, but be careful. Religious topic?