Have Steam, Will Travel (OR: Team Fortress 2 is Ruining My GPA)

[Rutskarn]

Originally Posted by Phase

Will it be a problem? I want a decent chunk of time. I don't want to make compromises when it comes to The Parish.

S'all good, brah. S'all good.

[Thanatos 51-50]

Gnome Rescue Operation was successful, the following brave warriors were lost during this noble endavour:
Jibar (Computer dropped him)
Jibar (He got dropped twice)
Ellis (Jibar didn't re-connect)
Thanatos

Beer, Pizza, and hookers for the survivors. Adrenaline detox for Onasuma. Thanatos's Will is in the same place as the TV remote and therefore, lost.

[Alleine]

Originally Posted by Thanatos 51-50

Gnome Rescue Operation was successful, the following brave warriors were lost during this noble endavour:
Jibar (Computer dropped him)
Jibar (He got dropped twice)
Ellis (Jibar didn't re-connect)
Thanatos

I have discovered that the gnome requires sacrifice. The three times I have attempted to help people save the gnome, we all invariably end up dying on the roller coaster at least twice, total wipe two more times before the final safehouse, and the only person who gets to escape to the helicopter is granted free passage by the zombies due to carrying the gnome.

[Thanatos 51-50]

Originally Posted by Alleine

I have discovered that the gnome requires sacrifice. The three times I have attempted to help people save the gnome, we all invariably end up dying on the roller coaster at least twice, total wipe two more times before the final safehouse, and the only person who gets to escape to the helicopter is granted free passage by the zombies due to carrying the gnome.

To be fair, I fell down before rescue arrived and spent my last moments of life shooting a tank with my magnum and then clearing a path for other survivors where possible.

[Phase]

Originally Posted by Rutskarn

S'all good, brah. S'all good.

In my mind, I envision two upcoming DLCs wherein the playable characters are different.

1. Second to None - You play as the four characters we've come to love so dearly: Keith, Virgil, Jimmy Gibbs Jr., and, making a special return appearance, Chicago Ted. You must make your way through two, three-level campaigns. From Virgil's boat at the beginning to Jimmy's car at the end.

2. Midnight Ride - You play as Ox, Smitty, Jake (feh), and Dusty, members of the Greatest Rock Supergroup of All Time: The Midnight Riders. You must fight from your dressing rooms in Whispering Oaks Amusement Park to your specially ordered evac helicopter on the other side of the park. Now with new uncommon common: Roadies!

[Fawkes]

Originally Posted by Phase

The Midnight Riders.

That blog is hilarious.

R.I.P., Riggs.

Also, I hate to break it to you Phase, but Jimmy Gibbs Jr. didn't make it.

[Jahkaivah]

Bill, Francis, Zoey, Louis, Nick, Coach, Ellis, Rochelle and the Midnight Riders.

Versus billions of zombies.

They're gonna need alot more zombies.

[Faulty]

Originally Posted by Phase

In my mind, I envision two upcoming DLCs wherein the playable characters are different.

1. Second to None - You play as the four characters we've come to love so dearly: Keith, Virgil, Jimmy Gibbs Jr., and, making a special return appearance, Chicago Ted. You must make your way through two, three-level campaigns. From Virgil's boat at the beginning to Jimmy's car at the end.

2. Midnight Ride - You play as Ox, Smitty, Jake (feh), and Dusty, members of the Greatest Rock Supergroup of All Time: The Midnight Riders. You must fight from your dressing rooms in Whispering Oaks Amusement Park to your specially ordered evac helicopter on the other side of the park. Now with new uncommon common: Roadies!

"Just Knifed Some Guy"

Their best track.

[TheLogman]

No man, the Midnight Riders aren't the sort to escape via Helicopter. They have no Record Company behind them, they're all alone and a wee bit poor.

I can see them doing a scavenge mission to get gas for their tour bus, or trying to get to some other form of escape, but they are not going to get out any fancy corporate way.

[Dread Cthulhu]

Realism is fun.

Being brought back from the dead is funner.

Making fun of Fawkes is funniest still.

[shadow_archmagi]

The best feeling in the world is when one of your friends joins the opposing team and then your team ambushes him and his nearest teammate, and the rest of the team abandons them. So he swears revenge.

So then he kills you with the old "Wait until three people jump off the ledge and then smoker the last one so they can't possibly save him"

Then he kills you by punching you off the roof with a tank

Then you punch HIM off the roof with a tank, and not only that, but he lands in a dumpster.

[BRC]

Originally Posted by TheLogman

No man, the Midnight Riders aren't the sort to escape via Helicopter. They have no Record Company behind them, they're all alone and a wee bit poor.

I can see them doing a scavenge mission to get gas for their tour bus, or trying to get to some other form of escape, but they are not going to get out any fancy corporate way.

The Midnight Riders will ROCK their way out of the apocalypse. Just as zombies are attracted to high pitched noises, they are repelled or controlled by deeper sounds, Thus, the music of the Midnight Riders acts to drive the zombies into a panic, they flee it. Those that do not get beaten to death with guitars.


Chicago Ted will feature in a game style called "Hunted". A full team of infected versus one survivor. That survivor happens to be Chicago Ted. The purpose of the "Hunted" Game style is to stall Chicago Ted for as long as possible. You see, in this game mode, Chicago Ted does not have HP, but Temper. When you Kill Him, all you have done is made him really really angry. He will then waste time beating your corpse into a pulp. This is time the rest of the infected can spend escaping his wrath. However, simply avoiding him is not an option. If the Infected stay out of his line of sight for too long, he shouts NO ZOMBIE IS SAFE FROM CHICAGO TED, gets the location of the nearest special infected, and sprints there, bashing through any breakable objects in his path and vaulting over unbreakables.

Chicago Ted is armed with a Baseball Bat, and a Flamethrower.