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2010-01-17, 08:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-17, 08:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2009
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Honestly, I'd just make the princess BE the real BBEG. Insta-wipe.
Because When I think 'ruler of the known world', I think 'kobold'.
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2010-01-17, 10:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2007
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- Canberra, Australia
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Tell your DM : "I'm feeling generous, I wish that everyone else in the entire world gets a free wish".
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2010-01-18, 12:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
If I seriously want to make him cry, I tell him "my character tells the wish granter "I wish to be a skilled and powerful wizard"" then hand him the sheet for a heavily optimized wizard of the same level as the character I'm currently playing.
After last time I'm sure he'd twist the crap outta that wish, something to the effect him changing my character, as is, into a wizard with a +5 to caster level and an an extra skill point per level, without changing my starting ability scores, skill points already spent, or current gear.Last edited by Kelb_Panthera; 2010-01-18 at 12:15 AM.
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2010-01-18, 01:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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- Montreal, Canada
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
I wish for the party members' stats to be switched as follow
Str score becomes your Int score and vice versa
Dex score becomes your Wis score and vice versa
Con score becomes your Cha score and vice versa
now nearly everyone is playing an unoptimized build ;)Last edited by Soranar; 2010-01-18 at 01:35 AM.
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2010-01-18, 01:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2007
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- Texas...for now
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Actually, everyone outside of a very few builds is now useless. All casters but Sorcerers and Gishes can't cast any spell above level 2(and Sorcerers likely can only hit level 4). Fighters now have 13 Str instead of 22. Most people have a negative Con mod. You'll die to something a fraction of your CR.
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FAQ is not RAW!Avatar by the incredible CrimsonAngel.
Saph:It's surprising how many problems can be solved by one druid spell combined with enough aggression.
I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.
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2010-01-18, 01:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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- Montreal, Canada
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2010-01-18, 02:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
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- Bottom of a well
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
I'd wish for every food item in the world to scream when bitten (for nutrition purposes only). Either the name of the eater or (in the absence of a name) a good description. Screamed in joy.
Then I'd call up the BBEG (who's a Lich) and tell him he doesn't know how to pleasure a peach. It's an in joke.
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2010-01-18, 02:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2005
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- Copenhagen, DK
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
"I wish for my wish not to come true".
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2010-01-18, 02:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
I wish for real-world physics.
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2010-01-18, 02:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2007
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- Texas...for now
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
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FAQ is not RAW!Avatar by the incredible CrimsonAngel.
Saph:It's surprising how many problems can be solved by one druid spell combined with enough aggression.
I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.
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2010-01-18, 02:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2009
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2010-01-18, 02:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2007
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- Texas...for now
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
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FAQ is not RAW!Avatar by the incredible CrimsonAngel.
Saph:It's surprising how many problems can be solved by one druid spell combined with enough aggression.
I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.
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2010-01-18, 03:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2010
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2010-01-18, 03:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2009
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2010-01-18, 03:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2007
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- Texas...for now
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
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FAQ is not RAW!Avatar by the incredible CrimsonAngel.
Saph:It's surprising how many problems can be solved by one druid spell combined with enough aggression.
I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.
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2010-01-18, 03:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2009
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Is soviet russia, Catgirl kills physics
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2010-01-18, 03:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2009
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- Lustria
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes. (W.Whitman)
Things that increase my self esteem:
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2010-01-18, 03:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2007
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- Finland
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Campaign Journal: Uncovering the Lost World - A Player's Diary in Low-Magic D&D (Latest Update: 8.3.2014)
Being Bane: A Guide to Barbarians Cracking Small Men - Ever Been Angry?! Then this is for you!
SRD Averages - An aggregation of all the key stats of all the monster entries on SRD arranged by CR.
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2010-01-18, 04:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2007
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- The midwest.
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2010-01-18, 04:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- Switzerland
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Resident Vancian Apologist
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2010-01-18, 04:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2007
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- Finland
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Campaign Journal: Uncovering the Lost World - A Player's Diary in Low-Magic D&D (Latest Update: 8.3.2014)
Being Bane: A Guide to Barbarians Cracking Small Men - Ever Been Angry?! Then this is for you!
SRD Averages - An aggregation of all the key stats of all the monster entries on SRD arranged by CR.
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2010-01-18, 05:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2005
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
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2010-01-18, 05:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2005
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- Heidelberg, Germany
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
A Horrendous Space Kablooie?
"I wish for every named NPC to be teleported into the midst of the Tomb of Horrors."
or
"I wish for every person(defined in the widest possible sense) everywhere to have the Chicken Infested flaw."
Alternatively, wish for a time travel device. No matter how you use it, your DM will get serious headaches from itLast edited by TheFallenOne; 2010-01-18 at 05:44 AM.
Spoiler: PbP
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2010-01-18, 05:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-18, 05:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- Virginia
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
I become C'thulu...gg, I pretty much solo everything...almost...
The Super Special Awesome Yiuel made my very manly Avatar
The Great Steam Golem, Blitzcrank!
He really has a heart of gold...encased in a framework of iron...in a carapace of steel.
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2010-01-18, 06:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-18, 07:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2010
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
Lemon Juice (right in his eyes (get it?))
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2010-01-18, 08:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- Virginia
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Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?
The Super Special Awesome Yiuel made my very manly Avatar
The Great Steam Golem, Blitzcrank!
He really has a heart of gold...encased in a framework of iron...in a carapace of steel.
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2010-01-18, 03:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
Re: What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?