As the red race car comes around corner three of the track, he is followed in close pursuit by Chick Hicks, the green 80s muscle machine.
You keep trying to catch up don't you Hicks. It's too bad once I passed you in lap two all you can do is watch my exhaust come at ya.
I'll catch you Lightning. Racing is more then a catch phrase and looking good for the camera.
You mean like this?
And the red racer hits the wall in such a fashion it causes him to flip into the air, smile at the camera's, then land back on four wheels without losing stride. All while saying his catch phrase.
*Ca-ching* *Ca-ching*
Bah, you ain't the only one who can do that old stunt.
And the green racer hits the same spot, does a similar flip, while yelling out his phrase.
*TehSheen* *TehSheen*
But the crowd is upset. It looks as thouse Hicks is just copying their beloved lightning. They begin to through soda bottles and food at him.
Hey, I'm trying to race here!
But the onslaught of food causes the racer to spin out of control. In a horrible wreck, when the smoke clears, it's obvious. Chick Hicks is finished. As the wreckers come out to clean up the mess, a few other cars are hauled away as well.
Summary
Spoiler
TehSheen and Aemoh were tied, but as TehSheen reached the tie first, he was lynched. TehSheen was a Neutral Tourist
TheBookworm was auto lynched. The Bookworm was a Neutral Tourist
Someonenonotyou was auto lynched. Someonenonotyou was Hades, the Evil Seer.
Night 5 Begins
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Legionary of Protection
Spoiler
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lex-kat
It wasn't that easy. Supagoof's just that good.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadow
This is LLD, which, I shouldn't have to tell you, will not bow to your math because it was DESIGNED to ruin it!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Murska
Summary: Supagoof has won the game and withdrawn. He was Epic
Hey! Clear the way in the brand new Forum,
Hey you!
Let us through!
He will become you chum!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet his eye!
Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!
Prince Geesi! Neutral was he!
Geesi the tourist,
Genuflect, shom some respect
Don't point and you'll see!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your sunday salaam
The come and meet his spectacular coterie
Prince Geesi!
Mighty is he!
Geesi the Tourist
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
He faced the galloping good
A hundred he beat with some wood,
And so to honor him we should!
Why, Prince Geesi
He's got windows xp on his laptop
Without the glitches
Forget the glitches
When it comes to posting he'll never stop
Has he got CPU?
I'm telling you, it's a world-class that you shall see
Prince Geesi! Handsome is he, Geesi the Tourist
That prose! How can I know
He writes it, I glow.
Well, get on out in that square
And put your fingers in the air
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Geesi!
There's no question this Geesi's alluring
Never ordinary, never boring
Everything about the man just plain impresses
He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder!
He's about to pull my heart asunder!
And I absolutely love the way he dresses!
He's got white feathers flowing a plenty
(He's got the wingspan, let's see the wingspan)
And to view them he charges no fee
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got game, in his name come be a fan,
(Facebook friend him)
Then join in the fun, I'm almost done,
Praising the one you can call Mr. Geesi! Prince Geesi!
Prince Geesi!
Amorous he! Geesi the Tourist
Heard Disneyland was a sight lovely to see
And that, good people, is why,
He came on down from up high
Without much choice, he'll be missed more
With his thoughts on players, to even the score
With his other tourists, his neutral flourish,
This song should be sung in key
Make way
for prince
Geesi!
[/Music]
Summary
Spoiler
Geesi was sent to Disneyworld. Geesi was a Neutral Tourist.
Day 6 Begins
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Legionary of Protection
Spoiler
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lex-kat
It wasn't that easy. Supagoof's just that good.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadow
This is LLD, which, I shouldn't have to tell you, will not bow to your math because it was DESIGNED to ruin it!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Murska
Summary: Supagoof has won the game and withdrawn. He was Epic
The Phantom Blot is boardcasting for his blimp again.
I never thought tourists essential
They're crude and unspeakably plain
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
If allied to my vision and brain.
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a water park's slide
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
Tourist
And where do we feature?
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!
Other Tourist
Yeah! Be prepared.
We'll be prepared. For what?
For the death of the Mouse!
Is he sick?
No, fool! We're going to kill him... and Griever too!
Great idea! Who needs a king?
No king, No king, nah nah nah nah nah nah!
Idiots! There will be a king!
But you said...
I will be king!
Stick with me, and you'll never be hungry again!
Yay, all right!
Long live the king!
Long live the king!
Tourists
It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning
Tenacity spanning
Decades of denial
Is simply why I'll
Be king undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Ooooh!
We'll have fun!
Lots of fun
We repeat
Endless fun
Yes my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
[CITIZENS OF HALLOWEEN]
"Has Aemoh turned bad?
Has Aemoh turned bad?
Don't know if we can ever trust him again."
"He's acting very strange
Lockin' away his thoughts
Never says a word
Hope he hasn't turned"
"Has Aemoh turned bad?
Has Aemoh turned bad?"
[JACK]
"The Heartless are sneaking through this town
Will they let us be? I cannot tell.
There are so many things we cannot find.
When I think 'We've found them!', and then at last
Through my bony fingers it does slip
Like a snowflake in a fiery grip"
"Someone's here I'm not quite finding,
Though I try, I keep forgetting
Like a memory long since past
Here in an instant, gone in a flash
What does it mean?
What does it mean?"
"In these little tricks and runes
The answer's waiting for a tune
These signs and points confuse me so
Confound it all, I fear them more"
"Loving people, now no more
But someone's slipped in through the cracks
Though I can not see quite who
Someone's there I cannot see
Who could it be?
Who could it be?
What could it be?
Hmm... "
"I've read the Heartless lore so many times
I know the stories and I know the clues
I know the Heartless works all by heart
My skull's so full, it's tearing me apart
As often as I've read them, something's wrong
So hard to put my bony finger on"
"Or perhaps it's really not as bad
As I've been led to see
Am I thinking much too hard?
Of course! I've been lead by the past!
The answer's right in front of us
Right in front of us"
"It's simple really, very clear
Like music drifting in the air
Invisible, but everywhere
Just because I haven't read it
Doesn't mean they can't conceive it"
"You know, I think this Heartless thing
It's not as tricky as it seems
And why should they steal all the fun?
It should belong to anyone"
"Not anyone, in fact, but us
Why, we can stop this Heartless thing
And there's no reason I can find
We couldn't stop Heartless threats"
"I bet we could denounce him too
And that's exactly what I'll do"
(manic giggle)
"Eureka
Today, Aemoh will be lynched!"
EDIT: While I appreciate the thoughts, do you people really want to keep dying for no good reason? Like I keep saying, not Mickey. You're just giving Good reasons to kill you at night.
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Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today!
What shall I say to thee, rakkoon, thou cruel,
Ingrateful, savage and inhuman creature,
That knewst the very bottom of my soul,
That almost mightst have coined me into gold
Wouldst thou have practiced on me for thy use?
[Music - to the tune of The Phony King of England from Robin Hood]
Oh the Forums will sing of a Werewolf King
A thousand posts from now
And not because he posted in some games
Or had that lofty brow
While bonny good Aemoh leads
The great crusade he's on
We'll all have to give up and point away
Until that neutral Griever' gone
Incredible as he is inept
Whenever the archived games are kept
We'll call him the righteous king of Werewolf
Hooray for the righteous king of Werewolf!
He sits alone on a giant throne
Knowin' he's the king
A tourist who's rather like
A puppet on a string
And he throws an angry tantrum
You know the reason why?
And then he calls for help while he's getting beat to a pulp
You see, he doesn't want to die!
Too late to be known as neutral tourist
He's sure to be known as the one who was last
Hooray for the righteous king of Werewolf!
While he helps us to find the pieces
And he argues with his head
Aemoh's crown keeps slippin' down
Around that pointed head
Ah! But while there is a merry man
in Griever's wily pack
We'll find a way to make Aemoh pay
And steal our victory back
The minute before he knows we're there
Ol' Griever'll snatch his underwear
Hooray for the righteous king of Werewolf!
The ramblin' gamblin'
Rootin' tootin'
Ignitin' fightin'
Grinnin' winnin'
Blunderin' plunderin'
Wheelin' dealin'
Griever, the righteous king of werewolf
Yeah!
Griever, the righteous king of werewolf
One more time!
Griever, the righteous king of werewolf
Summary
Spoiler
Griever was lynched. Griever was a Neutral Tourist.
Night 6 Begins
__________________
Legionary of Protection
Spoiler
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lex-kat
It wasn't that easy. Supagoof's just that good.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadow
This is LLD, which, I shouldn't have to tell you, will not bow to your math because it was DESIGNED to ruin it!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Murska
Summary: Supagoof has won the game and withdrawn. He was Epic
Some times some points
Go slippin' through the cracks
But these lone gumshoe
Is pickin' up the slack
There's no case too big, no case too small
When you need help just call
Ra-ra-ra-ra-Rakkoon
Rescue Ranger
Ra-ra-ra-ra-Rakkoon
When there's danger
Oh no, it never fails
He'll take the clues
And find the where's and whys and who's
Ra-ra-ra-ra-Rakkoon
Hey Rakkoon, we got quite the case on our hands today.
Indeed. Apparently there's been some mystery involving missing people throughout the land.
Right-o mate. It seems that the missing people were all seen last around one location, this Warehouse located at Sub-Forum and Games street.
Let's go check it out.
So the two adventurers head down to the warehouse.
Oh no Monty, this isn't a warehouse, it's a werehouse!
*sniff-sniff* You smell that?
Monty wait, it might be a trap.
It's ChEeEeEeEeEEEESE!
No Monty!
But it's too late. Monty heads right into the cage, draggin Rakkoon right in behind him. After the latch is sprung, a familiar figure appears.
Well what do we have here? Oh look, a couple of small animals playing detective. This gives me an idea - Take them over to casting. I think we'll make a show out of them. Let's use Chip and his brother Dale to cast them with. Much better then having them destroy your x-mas tree each year
Donald reaches down and picks up the cage. He gives a maniacal laugh as he takes away the prisoneers.
Summary
Spoiler
Rakkoon was sent to Disneyworld by Mickey Mouse. Rakkoon was a Neutral Tourist.
Day 7 Begins
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Legionary of Protection
Spoiler
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lex-kat
It wasn't that easy. Supagoof's just that good.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadow
This is LLD, which, I shouldn't have to tell you, will not bow to your math because it was DESIGNED to ruin it!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Murska
Summary: Supagoof has won the game and withdrawn. He was Epic
Okay, found the original on Youtube... can I sig this one Supagoof?
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Spoiler
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kneenibble
What shall I say to thee, rakkoon, thou cruel,
Ingrateful, savage and inhuman creature,
That knewst the very bottom of my soul,
That almost mightst have coined me into gold
Wouldst thou have practiced on me for thy use?
As the tourists tried multiple times to quell the surge of good that was fighting land, in hopes of a coupe de te for neutral minded folk everywhere, a surge of Good rose up and fought back.
So today they decided to go with the flow.
And billtodamax was their target.
With each point against Billtodamax, the pointer found themselves with a key in their hands.
What's this?
Pointing the key at Billtodamax, a beam of light shot from each one, straight into Bill's chest. As the beams added up, Bill grew larger and larger. A sinister feeling swept through the crowd, but they kept their points straight and true.
Foolish mortals. Evil will find a way to creep into your hearts. We will rise again, and we will destroy you all.
Others who had supported Bill came out and tried to stop onslaught.
Hades flamed forth and begin throwing the fires of hell down upon the tourits, who had to duck and dodge to avoid being blasted.
The tourists kept their aim true.
Pete came from the shadows, dressed in greyscales of old, brandishing a knife he once tried to use on a disobedient mouse driving his steamship. He swiped at the tourist.
The tourists kept their aim true.
Heartless began popping out of the woodwork. They attacked the tourists. Some of them grouped together forming larger Heartless, who also charged at the tourists.
The tourists kept their aim true.
It seemed the battle had reached a stalemate. Evil was trying everything it had to keep the tourists from destroying them. The tourists were relentless in their attack, but they weren't gaining any ground.
Then the tides changed.
Donald showed up. With his trusty sword and shield, he began to fight back against Pete, keeping him at bay and allowing the tourists to focus the keys at the Heartless.
The tourists kept their aim true.
Mickey Mouse appeared next. Taking his pencil, he began to erase all the firebolts that Hades was throwing at the tourists.
The tourists kept their aim true.
The sound of a band came into the scene, with kids who had mouse ears on. The swarmed the Heartless that was filtering through the land, and begin to give them hugs. The heartless began to pop out of existance with the new showing of love. They couldn't exist in a world where love ran rampant. The love spread to all the tourists.
The tourists kept their aim true.
Finally, Sora appeared from above. He aimed his key right into Billtodamax. His key along with all the ones held by the tourists, sent a beam of love deep inside the body of Billtodamax. From the original heartless, to all the others the love spread. Bursts of light began to eminate from every heartless in the room. In a large explosion, all that was black became light. Shadows vanished.
Aha. Well that should about do it. says Mickey Mouse, giving Sora a pat on the back and bringing everyone to Disneyworld for the celebration.
Summary
Billtodamax was lynched. Billtodamax was an Evil Heartless.
1) Did you have fun?
2) Did you enjoy your role?
3) Would you play again?
4) Would you recommend this game to a friend?
5) Were the roles balanced?
6) Any suggestions on what to change/improve?
7) Was the Story Fluff entertaining?
8) Did the Narrators do a good job?
__________________
Legionary of Protection
Spoiler
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lex-kat
It wasn't that easy. Supagoof's just that good.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadow
This is LLD, which, I shouldn't have to tell you, will not bow to your math because it was DESIGNED to ruin it!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Murska
Summary: Supagoof has won the game and withdrawn. He was Epic
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