Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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Originally Posted by MasamuneSSX
Is this the first Roland-endorsed Crack Pairing or the wrong line of text being quoted? If its the former, I shall set to work immediately!
Roland is supporting something. Just because he's an admin doesn't mean he's not allowed to post for fun. He's just really busy to be able to do so on a regular basis.
So ya, you can get to work on it.
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Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded
..................Wait. My eyes must be deceiving me. There's no way this can be happening.
Roland just endorsed a crack pairing?!
Why is it so surprising? I'm sure he had other idea's of stories he wanted to have made into stories and probably a few he enjoys reading. When he has the time of course, being the busy admin he is.
Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Roland, I have the week off; I'll get going on it on Friday! You won't be disappointed!
Hmm...How about he's named Sclera? (The white part of the eye). I can see Tuskiko naming her undead after body parts, if they don't have names for themselves already.
EDIT: Ooh! I got a really nice idea! I'll type it up on Friday! You'll love it, Roland!
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Roland making a request = so much awesome.
If Coffee hadn't already claimed it, I think that I would have done it myself, after all, we can't let such a request o unfulfilled. However, Coffee is better than I am and I've been a little busy.
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Roland just endorsed a crack pairing?
Did... did we break the universe?
Gr! I want to write something! Nothing big, just a one-shot or something simple. Maybe I should try the roller, though I never get anything good. Or does anyone have any suggestions or requests?
Edit: Right, so, anybody read the new OotS comic? I think the roaches have been lurking in this thread...
Also, I wonder why Tsukiko is so defensive?
Edit 2: I rolled some pairings up. Here are the ones that appealed to me, or seemed like something I could actually pull off.
Thog + Miko : Stuck on a desert island (I can work with that...)
Sarah Greenhilt + Lien : Drunkenness (I... I almost want to say "too easy" )
Redcloak + The Guy with a halberd : Kidnapped (Does being a POW count as kidnapped?)
YokYok + Celia : Unrequited love (Afterlife stalker, perhaps? XD)
Redcloak + The Eye of Fear and Flame : High heels and black leather (Hm...)
Windstriker + Xykon's zombie dragon head : Everyone a furry version of themselves (Soooo... They're human? )
The entire Hobgoblin army + Gender-switched Redcloak : Unrequited love (My jaw. It dropped.)
The Eye of Fear and Flame + Miko : Snowed in (Heh heh...)
Tsukiko + Tsukiko : Snowed in ()
Any preferences/requests/challenges?
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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Roland just endorsed a crack pairing?
Did... did we break the universe?
In the words of the Joker -"We took the forum's White Knight and we brought him down to our level."
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Edit 2: I rolled some pairings up. Here are the ones that appealed to me, or seemed like something I could actually pull off.
Thog + Miko : Stuck on a desert island (I can work with that...)
Sarah Greenhilt + Lien : Drunkenness (I... I almost want to say "too easy" )
Redcloak + The Guy with a halberd : Kidnapped (Does being a POW count as kidnapped?)
The entire Hobgoblin army + Gender-switched Redcloak : Unrequited love (My jaw. It dropped.)
Any preferences/requests/challenges?
These three sound promising - I'd go with those.
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It's not normal, of course, and what's actually happening in Comet Kicker's brain is that she's using regular murder as therapy for worse murder. There's a breakdown in the works and all it needs is one good, hard kick.
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It's not normal, of course, and what's actually happening in Comet Kicker's brain is that she's using regular murder as therapy for worse murder. There's a breakdown in the works and all it needs is one good, hard kick.
Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I had an idea for a scene in it:
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Following The Mistress' instructions, the wight took his young and attractive friend to the tower dungeons to get a bite to eat. On the way, the wight took time to explain that, despite the fact that they were unnatural abominations, did not mean that they made the process of killing their victims evil and unpleasant. Actually, the wight tried to make it a fun little game....
"Now this little piggy went to market...."
"AAAAAAAAARGH!"
"...and this little piggy stayed at home...."
"TWELVE GODS!!"
"....and this little piggy rolled a paladin..."
"THEPAINOHGODSTHEPAIN!"
"...and this little piggy rolled a gnome...."
"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!"
"....and this little piggy was chained up in a dungeon waiting to be executed in a fun and happy way by a lovable wight..."
".....*cough*....*cough*.....*urk*......" X_x
"So you see Mr Ghoul," continued the wight, "I think prisoners appreciate the personal touch when you try and make these things as painless as possible."
The ghoul tore off the prisoner's arm and began to chew with the zeal of a halfling coming off a diet. "HIS FLESH IS RICH AND BLOODYI like your shoes by the way."
The wight found himself blushing and looked demurely down at the floor...
Its not a bad intro but the romantic side needs to be developed further. I did have another scene planned involving a summoned four poster bed, lilac sented oil and Tsukiko watching them and "waiting to get involved"....
EDITED: For the shy and sensitive types reading this thread. I have to say though, what on earth possessed you to read this filth is beyond me Oo.
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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Originally Posted by MasamuneSSX
I had an idea for a scene in it:
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Following The Mistress' instructions, the wight took his young and attractive friend to the tower dungeons to get a bite to eat. On the way, the wight took time to explain that, despite the fact that they were unnatural abominations, did not mean that they made the process of killing their victims evil and unpleasant. Actually, the wight tried to make it a fun little game....
"Now this little piggy went to market...."
"AAAAAAAAARGH!"
"...and this little piggy stayed at home...."
"TWELVE GODS!!"
"....and this little piggy rolled a paladin..."
"THEPAINOHGODSTHEPAIN!"
"...and this little piggy rolled a gnome...."
"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!"
"....and this little piggy was chained up in a dungeon waiting to be executed in a fun and happy way by a lovable wight..."
".....*cough*....*cough*.....*urk*......" X_x
"So you see Mr Ghoul," continued the wight, "I think prisoners appreciate the personal touch when you try and make these things as painless as possible."
The ghoul tore off the prisoner's arm and began to chew with the zeal of a halfling coming off a diet. "HIS FLESH IS RICH AND BLOODYI like your shoes by the way."
The wight found himself blushing and looked demurely down at the floor...
Its not a bad intro but the romantic side needs to be developed further. I did have another scene planned involving a summoned four poster bed, lilac sented oil and Tsukiko watching them while pleasuring herself but I think someone else can continue this....
XD I'd be happy to! ^.^ If only I could get the characterization right. XD Your interpretations of them are absolutely cute! XD And sadly, I have a hard time with cute-ness. XD I think I'd end up ruining them! V.V
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Originally Posted by Thanqol
It's not normal, of course, and what's actually happening in Comet Kicker's brain is that she's using regular murder as therapy for worse murder. There's a breakdown in the works and all it needs is one good, hard kick.
Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I'm thinking either spell backfires, or a prank from Xykon and Tsukiko.
Maybe I should just try all of them... I've got ideas on how to pull them all off, though they vary from a few sentences to a few paragraphs.
Also, I could take a crack at continuing Masamune's WwB/ICMFG fic... Though I bet somebody else could do a better job.
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Its not a bad intro but the romantic side needs to be developed further. I did have another scene planned involving a summoned four poster bed, lilac sented oil and Tsukiko watching them while pleasuring herself but I think someone else can continue this....
Actually, I think I know how to develope the romantic side further. How would one pull off the summoning of a bed, though? Perhaps a scroll from a "shop" or something, or would it have to be a caster? Perhaps Tsukiko? Speaking of whom, in regards to your suggestion for her, are we actually allowed to be that... direct... with our writing?
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Wizard: Ug. God. Allright. What do you want us to do?
Me: Burn for me.
Wizard: ...what?
Me: I activate the fire ability. "BURN FOR ME!!!!!!"
Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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Actually, I think I know how to develope the romantic side further. How would one pull off the summoning of a bed, though? Perhaps a scroll from a "shop" or something, or would it have to be a caster? Perhaps Tsukiko? Speaking of whom, in regards to your suggestion for her, are we actually allowed to be that... direct... with our writing?
As long as we restrict ourselves to describing her reactions, and they're not too graphic, it seems to be OK.
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Originally Posted by Thanqol
It's not normal, of course, and what's actually happening in Comet Kicker's brain is that she's using regular murder as therapy for worse murder. There's a breakdown in the works and all it needs is one good, hard kick.
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It's not normal, of course, and what's actually happening in Comet Kicker's brain is that she's using regular murder as therapy for worse murder. There's a breakdown in the works and all it needs is one good, hard kick.
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So the day he kisses her and doesn't worry is the day he realizes that he actually loves her?
If only love were simple.
But Mijung is definitely going to be a stumbling point if he tries to form a new relationship with anyone.
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And what if the truth about V's pregnancy came out?
Somehow I don't see the Order being particually cheerful about it. They'd get more insistent about looking after her, which is going to get V very annoyed, and not only because it's none of their business.
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And he'd probably be a little abashed that that's how he found out.
Yeah. Although he'd also be rather bemused about why she makes such an issue over concealing her gender in the first place.
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Especially when you're not the one getting fireball'd to kingdom come when they're walked in on.
No, I'm the one hiding in the bushes and taking pictures.
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I want to ship ABD/Vaarsuvius. XD
...there are so many possibilities for that pairing. Some of then funny, some of them dark and ever so twisted.
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It's not normal, of course, and what's actually happening in Comet Kicker's brain is that she's using regular murder as therapy for worse murder. There's a breakdown in the works and all it needs is one good, hard kick.
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Ah, I see what I did there. I quoted the wrong text. I was intending to tell CoffeeIncluded that nudging people gently to stay on topic and appropriate would not be considered vigilante modding if it were done gently.
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Originally Posted by Thanqol
It's not normal, of course, and what's actually happening in Comet Kicker's brain is that she's using regular murder as therapy for worse murder. There's a breakdown in the works and all it needs is one good, hard kick.
Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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Ah, I see what I did there. I quoted the wrong text. I was intending to tell CoffeeIncluded that nudging people gently to stay on topic and appropriate would not be considered vigilante modding if it were done gently.
...NOOOOOO!!! Roland, you shattered my dreams! NOOO!!!
...Eh. I'll do it anyway. It's too good to pass up and I've got the whole scene in mind. Accept it if you want it. Thanks for the answer though.
Masamune, there is no way that Tsukiko's..."Response" is board-appropriate. I'd take out that last bit if I were you. Plus I feel that might be a bit...out of character for her.
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I quoted the wrong text. I was intending to tell CoffeeIncluded that nudging people gently to stay on topic and appropriate would not be considered vigilante modding if it were done gently.
