Just sent this:
Please, Dark Mistress Bianca, I understand that you adhere strictly to timetables, but please, I am wholly in support of your cause, and will pledge myself to whatever task you feel fit. I apologise profusely for pledging late, but I do not wish to be executed along with the non-believer.
Please, Dark Mistress, I beg of you. Let me live, at least as a slave to your gracious self. I know I am not fit to lick the dirt off your, may I say, rather charming boots, but I will not betray you, and I will not fail again.
Thank you for even reading my pledge, for truly, I am unworthy.
I remain your humble servant,
<myname>
EDIT: Aw frig, there was a typo... ah well.
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OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS
Last edited by Dogmantra : 04-10-2010 at 01:19 PM.
This is a brilliant april fools joke. Good job, guys!
And now you lot are going to continue e-stalking the poor girl throughout the entire year, sending her reminders every week until the next april fools day, when the whole process starts again.
Creepy. But utterly hilarious
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This is a brilliant april fools joke. Good job, guys!
And now you lot are going to continue e-stalking the poor girl throughout the entire year, sending her reminders every week until the next april fools day, when the whole process starts again.
Creepy. But utterly hilarious
For those in the US, that might be taken as online crime.
For those outside, feel free to keep going.
Oh God, <name> right? Okay, your WAAAAYYYY too late for this joke, its not april fools day anymore, so stop getting my hopes up with all these meaningless gibberish.
~B
I am seriously considering sending "It's not meaningless gibberish! I spent a good five minutes on that!" but probably won't.
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OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS
Last edited by Dogmantra : 04-13-2010 at 08:54 PM.
Oh God, <name> right? Okay, your WAAAAYYYY too late for this joke, its not april fools day anymore, so stop getting my hopes up with all these meaningless gibberish.
~B
I am seriously considering sending "It's not meaningless gibberish! I spent a good five minutes on that!" but probably won't.
I'm taking it beyond an April Fool's joke; I'm actually gonna go for this
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Ah, she's getting annoyed that some of you guys are still sending emails. ...
this joke was awesome, right up untill this happened.
I hate it when people do this to me but it usually needs done, so I'm gonna say it. This joke's done guys, do it again to someone else next year, but stop beating the dead horse this year.
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