Random Superpowers

[hobbitkniver]

Oh, so what, I'm the god of Oven Mitts now?

Only god I know that can be slain with a scissors.

[ghost_warlock]

Of all the things to give me, I randomly received Omnipotence. I was about to complain that omnipotence without omniscience would spell trouble, but I can just give myself the latter.

So...Just send me your lists, Playgrounders. If I don't have time to make all your dreams come true, I'll literally MAKE the time.

Dear Santa,

I've been a relatively good fungus this year. It's been months since I've caused anyone physical harm or discomfort - even sneezing! I'm working on moving to a better apartment so my kitty will be happier with more room to run and play and have more people to pet her.

I would like three presents. That's all I really need as they will likely fill all of my needs for the remainder of my years. First, I would like the Darkness Manipulation power. Second, I would like the Spatial Manipulation power. Lastly, I would like the Sleep Inducement power. With these powers I feel I will be able to excel at my job as well as provide presents for all the people on my holiday shopping list without having to pay for shipping and handling.

Thank you very much, I hope you have a safe and enjoyable season and a wonderful next year,

-gw

[Castel]

Whoa, you can get OCD as a superpower.

Thanks?

[KuReshtin]

I got:

Energy Blasts


Ability To:

Control and manipulate energy emission.

The power to discharge a power energy ray from one’s hands. Also known as Energy Emission or Power Blasts.


Capability

The rays can knock over or even obliterate objects/people, while slightly burning them. High level users can discharge powerful nova from one’s body.

That's like. Magic Missile! Woohoo!

What would I use it for?
I have no idea. I'm not heroic enough to go fight crime with it, so I'd probably just use it to go skeet shooting or something for fun.

[Emperor Ing]

I have Darkness Manipulation. As awesome as its applications are, what sucks is that I don't fancy being an emo superhero.

[hobbitkniver]

I have Darkness Manipulation. As awesome as its applications are, what sucks is that I don't fancy being an emo superhero.

Muhahaha! Join me in darkness, so you won't look out of place. Just kidding, I would never be a villian. Muhahahahaha!

[Level8Mudcrab]

2 darkness manipulators? Seems like I'm being outnumbered.

[Ashen Lilies]

More than you think.
Mirror Manipulation for me. Nice power for a barrier warrior, at least as far as light/vague 'energy'/magic attacks are concerned, or hell, with physical attacks too, unless my opponent wants a fist-full of broken glass and seven years bad luck. Also, my own personal transport and jail for the villain who just keeps coming back. Nice!

[KuReshtin]

I did a 'just for fun'/secondary power re-roll and got what could be one of the coolest things ever:


Electronic Communication

Power to:


manipulate electronic transmissions
The powers to intercept, interpret, and generate binary electronic, digital, and radio transmissions with one's mind. Also known as Digital Communication, Cyperpathy, and Telemetry.


Capability

The user can send a binary message without the typing capriciousness, and can easily read messages from remote distances without accessing the medium of communication. The user is in essence a living internet hub.

Can communicate over voicemail (using the female voice), texts, emails, instant message, beepers, and even high level users can alter live video dialogue or subtitle, as well as video-games.

Bolded the important parts:

-The user is in essence a living internet hub.
- high level users can alter live video dialogue or subtitle, as well as video-games.

How cool is that?

[Zain]

Amphibian Mimicry

Well that is pretty useless, and oddly appropriate, considering my late pet frog

[CynicalAvocado]

my for fun second roll got regeneration

awesome, combine that with my bionic manifestation....

can anyone say "endless onslaught of regenerating blade arms"?

edit: or a wolverine/inspector gadget?

[Bor the Barbarian Monk]

Dear Santa,

I've been a relatively good fungus this year. It's been months since I've caused anyone physical harm or discomfort - even sneezing! *snip*

Gee...A "fungi" like you must know Marcel the Shell.

[DragonOfUndeath]

it seems that lots of these powers are good at Firefighting. i got the best one: Fire Manipulation. i can create, destroy and move fire. AWESOME. BEST OFFENSIVE WEAPON EVER!!! (except Omnipotence cause it gets this and other things) I can make anyone i want Literally burst into flames or explode . i am gonna be a villain and and OBLITERATE anyone i don't like. and my alter ego would be a very lucky fireman just to confuse the heros

[Trobby]

This seems like a SMBG game, but okay. *clicks*

...Probability Manipulation. O.O Hot damn, I got a good one!

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

it seems that lots of these powers are good at Firefighting. i got the best one: Fire Manipulation. i can create, destroy and move fire. AWESOME. BEST OFFENSIVE WEAPON EVER!!! (except Omnipotence cause it gets this and other things) I can make anyone i want Literally burst into flames or explode . i am gonna be a villain and and OBLITERATE anyone i don't like. and my alter ego would be a very lucky fireman just to confuse the heros

Desist, Fireman! You face.... the Amazing Asbestos Man!

Yes, I, the Amazing Asbestos Man, being completely heat-proof, am uniquely prepared to make your life of crime a living hell!

[Jallorn]

-snip-
DOO EET!! Then send me a link to the conscription thread.

I'd like to second this, it sounds fun.

[Lord Loss]

Shadows Bend to My Will

I'm another Darkness Manipulator (COOL!)

I would become a batman-style hero, using my powers and martial arts training to put an end to as much crime as possible, bringing down corrupt organizations and more petty crime. Most notably, I'd try to take money from the corrupt and give it to the poor and the starving. All in all, I'd just try and do my best to make the world a better place.

[TSGames]

Dammit. I got Vampirism.

[Trobby]

I guess I'll see if I get anything else on a reroll...

...Electronic Communication. :/ Didn't someone already get this? I'mma try one more time.

*rolls*

Animal Morphing. Ooh...not bad. Think I'll try to focus on my luck though. <.<;

[Fuzzie Fuzz]

Amphibian Mimicry. Amphibian Mimicry. Really? I'm a gorram FROG.

I guess I'd... jump a lot? And grab things with my tongue?

EDIT: I got Mirror Manipulation as my reroll. Great. I'm a frog that can jump into a mirror.

[Emperor Ing]

2 darkness manipulators? Seems like I'm being outnumbered.

Meh, if I can't at least get to the point where I can destroy continents with my ability to repel photons then i'll be dissapointed. But i'm creative. Repel all the photons into a single dense area then project them at someone all at once while screaming KAMEHAMEHA!! at the top of my lungs.

[Jallorn]

I guess I'll see if I get anything else on a reroll...

...Electronic Communication. :/ Didn't someone already get this? I'mma try one more time.

*rolls*

Animal Morphing. Ooh...not bad. Think I'll try to focus on my luck though. <.<;

I love that you got that, and your avvie is BB.

For my retry, I get: Night Vision

Well, it's useful if not particularly fun or powerful.

I'll try a third just because: Tracking Evasion
Well that goes nicely with Night Vision. I think I'd enjoy hide and seek.

[Elder Tsofu]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/E...Transportation

Electrical transportation?

Sooo, I don't know... I can project my conciousness into data-systems by touch, travel through any electrical cord, manipulate programs at will seem nice.

... but won't I get a nasty chock if someone starts trying to hack me while in the system?
Or if I catch computer-viruses?
And what the heck will happen if I meet KuReshtin?

But I think I'll save my powers for the robot apocalypse and be a superhero for the survivors.
Maybe I could even initiate it.

[Perenelle]

Ecological Empathy

The power in which one’s emotions and nervous system are psychically sensitive to one’s surrounding ecosystem, and wildlife welfare. Also known as Environmental Awareness or Nature Sense.

...The user may feel blissful and become physically enhanced if their immediate environment is operating naturally. Furthermore the user may feel scared, anxious, feeble, or even frenzied if the bio-network is not behaving naturally due to foreign violation.

Well, its not much of a power... more like an ability. I'd probably spend a lot of time outdoors, move somewhere in the mountains, and use a lot of environmentally friendly products.

[Castel]

Well, I tried again since I don't want OCD as my only superpower... and got Omnipresence.

Omnipresent with OCD? Good times.

[KuReshtin]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/E...Transportation

Electrical transportation?

Sooo, I don't know... I can project my conciousness into data-systems by touch, travel through any electrical cord, manipulate programs at will seem nice.

... but won't I get a nasty chock if someone starts trying to hack me while in the system?
Or if I catch computer-viruses?
And what the heck will happen if I meet KuReshtin?

But I think I'll save my powers for the robot apocalypse and be a superhero for the survivors.
Maybe I could even initiate it.

We'd team up and create the most awesomest team ever.
You'd be able to project your conciousness into the electrical systems, and while you're in there, I can still communicate with you and relay things to others.
Just think of the spy-stuff we'd be able to pull off with that compbination of powers.

Or, we'd get rich. You hack into the system by actually going into the system, and I'll keep an eye out for and foil any incoming attempts at detecting you.

[Snares]

Jactitation.

The ability to self innervate, inducing tremors and jolts within one's self. Also known as Seizure or Tremor Effect.

My superpower is to have seizures? Amazing... I call a second roll. >.>

Elemental Breath! Now that's cool. Firebreathing here I come...

[DragonOfUndeath]

I'd like to second this, it sounds fun.

3rded

Desist, Fireman! You face.... the Amazing Asbestos Man!

Yes, I, the Amazing Asbestos Man, being completely heat-proof, am uniquely prepared to make your life of crime a living hell!

you may be heat-proof but you need oxygen to breathe right? guess what a swirling vortex of fire centred around you sucks out of the vicinity? the winds generated by it should keep you from moving and the lack of oxygen should suffocate you.

EDIT: i got Glass manipulation so i can encase you in a sphere of glass (sealed) hover it over the edge of a skyscraper then generate a vortex of fire inside it to use up the oxygen, you are now trapped inside a sealed glass sphere with no oxygen and about 40 stories up in the air. how do you get out?

Elemental Breath! Now that's cool. Firebreathing here I come...

stay away from Fire, use Electricity or Acid or something

[Copacetic]

And for a reroll....Water Generation.. Great. So now I can sate the thirsty as well as the hungry. Faaaannnntastic.

[CynicalAvocado]

And for a reroll....Water Generation.. Great. So now I can sate the thirsty as well as the hungry. Faaaannnntastic.

and drown the evil