Other Beatles puns

[Darius1020]

Ticket to Die! (i was hoping for this even before the comic was posted)
"Take my long sword and make you deader" (Hey Jude)

Any other good ones?

[ZerglingOne]

Seeing as how... the sky is brown and their blood is green, they're yellow black-and-green.

[One Skunk Todd]

I read the strip today oh boy... :)

When I get to the battle I reach back and I pick up a sword
Where I chop and I hack up your vocal chords
'til I get to the back of your neck And I stab you again, yeah yeah yeaaah

Do you don't you want me to kill you
You're going down fast cause I'm levels above you
XP, XP all day and nighter
You may be a dancer but you ain't no fighter

Look out!
Helter Skelter, Helter Skelter, Helter Skelter, oooh...

[mizzim]

In the sand, please listen.
If you're not killed, then you're missin'.
in the sand,
your death is at my command.

[Shatteredtower]

All the groaning people,
Why do they read these puns?

[One Skunk Todd]

Miko, ma belle
your mind is not held together well

[ZerglingOne]

Heal me if you can, I'm feeling downed
And I do appreciate you being round.
Heal me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please heal me.

[The Extinguisher]

The only one I can think of involves a revolutetion. And that's terrible.

[binyamin20]

it's been a hard days fight
and I've been workin' like a fighter in a party of wizards.
I know it doesn't ryhm!
if youve got something better, post it!

[Janmorel]

I am the Elan
They are the Bugmen
*points at Haley* She's got your wallet goog goog g'joob!

[xyzzy]

Making a Hole while stabbing someone.
Being for the Benefit of Mr. Greenhilt! while healing Roy.
Hello followed by stabbin' followed by Goodbye.
Hey, Judo while attacking unarmed.
I Want to Have Your Hand while stabbing someone in the arm area.

Also, in an alternate shipping universe, they have The Ballad of Elan and Therkla.

[Porthos]

(Sang while Flanking)

Oh you'll die with a little help from my friends.

[rewinn]

All you need is lunge ...

Happiness is a warm sword (stab, stab) yes it is...

I read the news today oh, boy
About a lucky bard who slayed with blade ...

And afterwards:

Haley and this Guy with Diamonds ....

[CoffeeIncluded]

All the slaver beatles, where do they all come from?

[JonestheSpy]

Got up, got out of bed, grabbed my sword and stabbed you dead...

[H. Zee]

Hand-stabbings: I Wanna Hole Your Hand.

Die Baby Die

Happiness Is a Warm Pun (meta-reference!)

[rewinn]

All the slaver beatles, where do they all come from?

Buggy Lou, slaver, picks up some captives to take to his hive
And plenty of wives,
Look at him lurking, waiting around with pal Belkar to chat,
But threatens his cat

All the slaver beatles,
where do they all come from?
All the slaver beatles,
with X-d out ocellum?

[Vetreon]

But you had to have your eye gouged out after the O-Chul ruffle

Blackwing singing in the dead of night


Also, on a slightly related note, I made this about a week ago or so.

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[Scarlet Knight]

"Half of what I say's about how you dress; but I say it just to teach you, Julia!"

[Riven Hale]

I am the Elan
They are the Bugmen
*points at Haley* She's got your wallet goog goog g'joob!

Janmorel, you win.

I'm no good with puns; I just wanted to say that.... There you are, Janmorel. From me to you.

Oh God that was horrible.

[Puns de León]

"I've just seen a face, I will forget the time and place,
and though he's dead,
he's made me retch and ache, but notwithstanding, I will take
his pet,
la de da da de da."

Right after 569.

[abaircain]

There are monsters I'll dismember, all my life...

[Scarlet Knight]

Where were all you people when we had the song parody thread and needed submissions?



" Baby, you can pull the cart! I can stab goblins in the heart!
Celia, you can pull my cart! And I'll act like your zombie!"

[Janmorel]

There are monsters I'll dismember, all my life...

That's awesome. Bravo.

Where were all you people when we had the song parody thread and needed submissions?

I need prompts, man.

[waterpenguin43]

Buy you sword and sting my friend if it makes you feel alright.
All get you lots and lots of sting if it makes you feel alright.
'cause I don't care too much for slavery.
O slavery can't buy you life.

[Hurkyl]

'cause I don't care too much for slavery.
O slavery can't buy you love.

Hrm. Why do I suspect this wouldn't accurately reflect Belkar's philoosphy?

[Ron Miel]

You better run for your life while you can, little bug
Try to hide in the sand, little bug
If I catch you in this foreign land that's the end, little bug.

[Scarlet Knight]

it's been a hard days fight
and I've been workin' like a fighter in a party of wizards.
I know it doesn't ryhm!
if youve got something better, post it!

It's been a hard day's fight, and we might make some profit yet,
It's been a hard day's fight, is that Belkar in the net?

But why on earth should I moan, ‘cause when I get to go home,
I gonna’ feel alright

When I'm home, everything’s right in the hi-ive,
When I'm home, enjoying my nectar & wives ! Wives ! Yeah!

[Jackson]

Your day breaks
Your mind aches
You find my shocking lack of kindness
Carries through, I'm urinating in you

I nip up
I zip up
I skip along and feed the cat
No need to hurry, I've urinated on you

And in your eyes, I see nothing
There should be X's when you're dead
Oh there they are now
You lived so long without a head

You want him
To eat him
And yet you don't believe I'd love a pet
Well, now you're dead, you thought we were friends

(trumpet solo)

And in your eyes, I see X's
It's just too bad for all your wives
You learned the hard way
No cat of mine needs all nine lives

You stay here
I'll go on
If asked I'll never say I knew someone
'Cause now you're dead, you thought we were friends

Your day breaks
Your mind aches
I bet you never guessed that in the end
I piss on friends, I just forgot you

[fangthane]

Disclaimer - I consider the Beatles to be disappointing, over-hyped, over-played pop garbage and I consider them to have failed to achieve anything close to their potential. I'd give two of them a pass, but one did far better with the Wilburies and the other hooked up with that... that thing from Japan.

So I came to this thread with a predisposition toward being unkind.

That notwithstanding, I offer the following (from the online Webster):

Pun - the usually humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest two or more of its meanings or the meaning of another word similar in sound.

Most of these are adaptations of existing Beatles lyrics to match the situation, but relatively few (under half, at best) are actually puns.

Feel free to flame me for stifling your creativity if you like, despite my doing no such thing; I'm merely pointing out that while entertaining, most of these submissions don't comply with the OP's request.