Let's read more terrible translations. Let's play Breath of Fire 2!

[Illven]

So I decided to bring you a let's play of Breath of Fire 2 (Breath of fire 1 and 2 being one of my favorite games of childhood)

This game is notable for multiple reasons.

1 The translation is terrible. I'm not being hard on the game, or expecting a perfect translation, it's truly terrible.

2 Who ever did the censor/rating for this game needs to be fired. You'll see why as we go on.

3 It's depressing. Very depressing.


So we join our hero Ryu, in his childhood in the village of Gate


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Huh? What?

What's going on?

... Uh....




Yes, Dad?

Okay.


I don't either, if I'm going to have nightmares like that...

Okay, dad.




I know.

It helps that I still have my dad and sis.



I know, the last known dragon.

Is she? Thank you, I'll look there.

Ah! It's so bright!

You leave my sister alone!

Ha! Too slow!

I.... I can't give up!

What?


I'm sorry Dad, it was about to attack Yua.




Huh?






Yeah.








That's not true! It wasn't your fault!











She never comes into my dreams.


Okay, Dad.

Sounds like a good idea, sis.

AHHHH!!!!

Where's my dad?

No, I have a dad, and a sister? Where are they?



That's great, I think. But where is my family!?



Hey, what are you doing?



I'm not a thief! My family disappeared.


No.



No, I need to figure out what happened to my family.



Mine's Ryu.

So it begins.




We can try.


Do you have anything to light it with?
Yeah, I've got magic. Nothing fancy, but I know a trick or two.


What was that?






Bow, get away from it!

Ah!!!!

The one what?

What mission!?

What!

Oh no!

Ah!!!!!!!!



.... what?

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Ryu
Bow

Tell me what you think please.

[Deme]

Wow, this game's opening is...disjointed as all get-out.

[Illven]

Wow, this game's opening is...disjointed as all get-out.

It's.... It's different that's for sure.

If you stick around though, most of it gets explained. (I'm not really sure about what happened after the second demon)