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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverraptor View Post
    *Facepalm*

    *1d4+1 damage [4]*
    It's just the way this thread works.

    Poor Blackwing. Do Hold Person Monster spells allow you to shut your eyes?
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    Dunno. But since this was a Hold Monster, that really has no bearing on anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raging Gene Ray View Post
    Roy was a woman in college ?
    No. But he had hair.

    ...And that is how I met your father.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBibliophile View Post
    Dunno. But since this was a Hold Monster, that really has no bearing on anything.

    Pedantry! Yay!
    But they both function simmilarly.
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    Belkar x Julia...

    Elan x Genderswitched Dragons Hoard...WTF?

    The entire HobGoblin army x MITD x Mr Scruffy...

    O-Chul x ABD x Thanh...

    Thor's might Durkon x The IFCC x Tsukiko.

    Okay...

    I have no idea how to react to these

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    Quote Originally Posted by Closak View Post
    Belkar x Julia...

    Elan x Genderswitched Dragons Hoard...WTF?

    The entire HobGoblin army x MITD x Mr Scruffy...

    O-Chul x ABD x Thanh...

    Thor's might Durkon x The IFCC x Tsukiko.

    Okay...

    I have no idea how to react to these
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    BelkarxRoy One-Sided Love

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    "Wake up..."

    Roy opened his eyes sleepily. His head hurt? Why would-
    Belkar stood in front of him, a club in his hand.
    WARNING NSFW!
    "Why-?"

    Roy tried to stand up but couldn't! He looked down in horror to see ropes tieing his hands and feet to the wall. His weapon and armor in a corner of the room!

    "What are you-!*Gasp*"

    Belkar had dropped his club and, to Roy's horror, his clothes! When Roy tried to cry out Belkar just silenced him with his lips!

    What followed was Roy's worst few weeks, of his life!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClericOfBelker View Post
    BelkarxRoy One-Sided Love
    ...Weeks?
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    Here's a non-relavent, somewhat related to Inkyrius story. Here goes, in dream form.

    No wait, it's a nightmare.

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    Her limbs finally stopped. Lacking the strength to support them, she toppled over onto the ground. She looked over at the pair of elves embraced and saw that V was looking at her over the mates shoulder. Haley returned it with a "Thank you" smile, before the pain in all her limbs made her slip out into the darkness of unconsciousness.

    She was falling down, still stripped of all clothes, into ever sinking darkness. She knew she was unconscious, yet she was dreaming. Wasn't being unconscious generally mean "dreamless sleep"?

    Not knowing how long she fell, she eventually hit the ground. The impact was so soft, it was hardly noticable. She opened her eyes to see a confused array of colors all around. They seemed, however, to form some kind of room of their own. She pushed herself into a sitting position and looked around.

    "Where am I?" She asks outloud.

    Not expecting any reply, she jumped when one came.

    In your own faults and fears.

    "What?! Who said that?"

    There was only silence.

    "Hello?"

    ...

    "HELLLLOOO?!"

    ...

    She rose to her feet. The mass of colors all around seemed to move with her. Still contemplating on what they meant, she continued to examine them.

    "Gods, I hate this room."

    Haley looks around quickly.

    "Oh come on! Do you always have to follow me around, self-loathing? Why can't I have the 'Wanting to return to comedy' me here instead?"

    "Because we drew straws and I lost. We all hate this room."

    "Not me, you didn't even let me draw straws."

    "That's because we knew that Haley was naked when she fell in, 'latent bi-sexuallity'. We thought it best to not have you stare at yourself."

    "Thank You." Haley says while trying to cover herself. "Why do I even have that part in my brain anyways?"

    "Because I enjoy watching yourself."

    "THAT DOES IT!! Haley, my loathing for your lesbian counter-part has conjured up your old leather clothing. It's over there in that heap."

    "Why my old clothing? Why not my new ones?"

    "Because your new ones will keep *HER* here."

    "Point taken." She starts putting on the clothing.

    "Oh, ya. I like it like that."

    "Why you little!"

    There's a frenzy of noise as the 2 start fighting. Haley casually ignores them as she finishes putting on her outfit.

    "There. She's finally dressed. Now you can stalk on out of here and go back to your corner."

    "*Sigh* Alright... But that little tussel we did was still enjoyable."

    *pop*

    "Why you no good lesbian Bitc-"

    "Can I please stop fight with myself and have my initial question answered? Like what the hell is this place?"

    "Well, this is the place of all your faults and fears."

    "Ya, I got that. But why am I here."

    "Because your guilt was so high."

    "What guilt?"

    "Haley, enough with the stupid act. You know very well what kind of guilt you have."

    Haley just stares.

    "*Sigh* Alright. Then what about that little thing with V's mate."

    "What? But... the elf attacked me! Why would I feel guilty by that?"

    "Because you know that you wouldn't have been tortured if you did do what you didn't in the court room."

    "Hey! It was the only thing I could think of on the spot!"

    "And what about Elan?"

    "He'll understand. I was running out of stalling ideas."

    "You ran out very quick then. And you also enjoyed the ordeal a bit to much in my opinion."

    "Well who asked you?!"

    "You did."

    "Oh, for the love of pete."

    "You having an affair with him too?"

    "Oh, SHUT UP!" She turns and storms away. The colors remain the same distance from her as she walks, so she can continue walking forever.

    "Hey, come back here! I'm not done talking with you!"

    "Well I'm done talking to you! That's why I grew out of your gothic ideals."

    "Well princess, these 'Gothic ideals' are going to show you where your wrong."

    "Where I'm wrong at what?"

    Points. "That."

    Haley turns and sees a scene happening before her eyes. Her father was in a prison cell. He had blood running down his face and he was reaching through the bars. "Haley! Help me, please!"

    "DAD?!" She rushes forward, but the moment that she gets to his outstreached hand, the scene dissappears. "Wh-what... is this?"

    "Now you know why all your selves hate this room. It constantly reminds us on what our obligation is and how we keep screwing up."

    "Keep screwing up on what?! What have I screwed up on."

    "Ahem." Points again. Haley turns and sees the dragon hoard.

    "Ya, so? What about th-" The dragon hoard explodes before her eyes.

    "You were so close that time to freeing your dad, yet you let it explode."

    "What do you mean 'let it'?! The hotel had explosives in it. How was I supposed to save it."

    "Maybe you weren't"

    "I don't get any of this. I have the money to free him now."

    "Then why don't you?"

    "Because, I have no idea which country it is right now."

    "Yet your only companion you are taking along to find it can't read a map."

    "Hey! You know very well I can't go to Roy!"

    "No. I know no such thing. He's told you about watching you guys from above. If he would have any reason not to trust you, watching you take leadership would have erased all that."

    "But... he has enough on his plate."

    "Listen to me. We don't know where the gate is. All we know is it's surronded by illusions. Think about it for a second. Roy knows where the gate is. He's also alot smarter at figuring this stuff out then we are. If you tell him about your father, he might figure out where he might be. For all we know, his prison might even be on the way."

    "Yes... but..."

    "No Buts! I'm not letting you hide from this one. I've cast Glitterdust on you from hiding on this. You won't be able to hide from Roy, no matter how low his spot is. You understand? This is the chance of a life time, and I'm not going to let you screw it up! I will haunt you, and no matter how much you squirm, no matter how much you complain, there is nothing. Nothing. You. Can. Do. To. Stop. Me.

    Do you understand me?"


    "...
    ...
    ...
    ... yes. I-I understand. You're right. I could never forgive myself if we have to leave the continent with my dad still in jail. I just hope Roy isn't too harsh."

    "Haley, don't worry. After Miko, who can be harsher?"


    And...
    Cut!

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    O-chul x ABD.
    Plot Device: One-sided Love.


    My gods someone please do this i beg of you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    ...Weeks?
    Yep! Every. Single. Day.

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    O-chul x ABD.
    Plot Device: One-sided Love.


    My gods someone please do this i beg of you.
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    Well, at least I'm with my family...almost every single one.

    "Oh screw this Plane Shift"

    ABR moved through the planes looking for the one she wanted.

    "There it is!"

    ABR apeared over a boat at night. She was looking for someone to...play with.
    The unfortunate she saw was a paladin. So, before swooping down to pin him she cast Anti-Magic Shield.

    Well lets just say she had a very good time!

    Ochul definintly did NOT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClericOfBelker View Post
    Yep! Every. Single. Day.
    Every minute I presume.

    And can we get back to my recent pairing please? What do you guys think of it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClericOfBelker View Post
    Not of much as a Crack Pairing, as a story.
    So? It's semi-related to the crack-pairing story. It counts right?
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    RIGHT????

    *Chirp* *Chirp* *Chirp*

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    I feel bad now.
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    You should! *Chases out of thread*



    Just kidding!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClericOfBelker View Post
    Yep! Every. Single. Day.



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    Well, at least I'm with my family...almost every single one.

    "Oh screw this Plane Shift"

    ABR moved through the planes looking for the one she wanted.

    "There it is!"

    ABR apeared over a boat at night. She was looking for someone to...play with.
    The unfortunate she saw was a paladin. So, before swooping down to pin him she cast Anti-Magic Shield.

    Well lets just say she had a very good time!

    Ochul definintly did NOT!

    Poor O-Chul.

    Tsk tsk tsk, horny dragons.

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    Poor O-Chul.

    Tsk tsk tsk, horny dragons.
    But the offspring of of such a union would be godlike!
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    True that.

    Why am i laughing?

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    Because O-chuul with dragon wings is an effing awesome idea.

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    Because you finally lost your sanity! Welcome to the club!

    Ninja'd!
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    Well, it's time for part 4 of the Inkyrius series.

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    *Groan* The imp lifts himself off the floor. What happened?

    Excellent. You successfully fast healed.

    The imp looks around and see's the three fiends looking at him from a doorway. What are you doing?

    Well after you passed out from the combination of lethal and non-lethal damage, we thought it best to protect ourselves from the same fate.

    That's why we are standing here in this doorway, to avoid looking at the screen.

    Why don't you just turn it off then?

    No. No, no, no. We are enjoying how things are unfolding in between the elves.

    That's why you are going to look at the screen and tell us when the danger has passed.

    WHAT?! ME?!

    That's what we said. You've already seen the horror, so this prevents us from having to go through theorpy.

    Though I may go through it anyways, just for imagination alone.

    Besides, being our employee, this is a task we assign to you. Now do your labor and look at the screen.

    Grrrr. Fine. The imp looks at the screen. Hey! It looks like Vaarsuvius passes out as well. Inkyrius just dismissed the tenticles spell.

    The three fiends quickly gather on the couch.

    Hurry! Turn it up!

    *Click*

    "I can't believe you collapsed this early. You survived longer in bed. And you've gained a few more hit dice since then. Evards Black tenticle. Although it could be because my caster level is so high that the spell was stronger then intended. Oh well, I still have other phases of my plan yet to preform. Greater Teleport."

    *pop*

    Where'd the elf go?

    Not sure, but it'll probably be back.

    How do you know?

    The fiend points at the black tenticles that sprang from the ground and wrapped themselves around the unconscious form of Vaarsuvius. That's to keep the Vaarsuvius from going anywhere.

    I see, because Inkyrius knows that Vaarsuvius has a strength penalty.

    I'm adding another image in my head to theropy.

    Don't you want to follow Inkyrius though?

    Naaah. We want it to be a surprise.

    What's the point of knowing everything? Then you couldn't enjoy everything. Right?

    I guess...

    Hey guys, the elfs back.

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    Vaarsuvius's eyes slowly opened. Head was spinning from the ordeal. Could still feel the pain from the last spell in the targeted area. It took a little while to realize the arms and legs were entangled by tenticles.

    "Wh-What happened?"

    "Ah! Good. You're finally awake."

    "In-Inkyrius? What's going on?"

    "Well, revenge on you was only the first step. There's someone else who needs punishment. She's right over there." Inkyrius points to a red haired human figure.

    "INKYRIUS!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?"

    Haley was completly stripped of clothes. She also was dancing in an extremely suggestive fashion. Pain was obvious on her face.

    "I'm giving the little slut the pain she deserves."

    "What kind of spell is this?!"

    The tenticles Lifted V into the air to the same height as Inkyrius.

    "Like it? It's Inkyrius's Maximized Continous Irresistable Dance. As you can see, it's simular to the original irresistable dance, but at alot higher level. The spell is intesified to last 1d4+1 rounds/caster level. Since mine is so relatively high at the moment, and I maximized the spell, I estimate that she would be dancing for over 6 hours staight."

    "Why would you do such a thing?"

    "Like I said, the slut is getting what she deserved in getting me to perform in that adultry while you excused the divorce case. That's why she's going to die dancing as a whore for my enjoyment. It hasn't been a third of the casting time and she's already taken quite a bit of non-lethal damage from exhaustion. As soon as it accumulates high enough where she passes out, the spell will keep her body dancing and she'll start taking lethal damage. When that gets high enough, well, you know the result."

    "How'd you get her alone anyways? She was with Elan."

    "Oh, you mean that idiot blond human. He was easy. Just conjured up an illusion for an eye-patch stand."

    "Inkyrius, please, don't do this!"

    "It's actually your fault for including her in your plan."

    "It was not my plan but hers!"

    "... If your still trying to convince me to stop, your doing a rather poor job of it."

    "No! Not convince you. But to tell you the truth. I feel I owe you a complete explaination for everything."

    "Well, how ever much I'm sure most of it will be a lie. I'm very much interested in what you have to say. So start talking."

    "You know how I left, sent off by my teacher, I was still trying to further my magic. Eventually I met Miss Starshine on my travels. She introduced me to life as an adventurer, and I met up with the rest of the group."

    "Oh, thank you for reminding me. They're in on it as well, right? Well then, I'll pay them a visit after all this is over, with more imaginative doom for them."

    "NO! DON'T! Inkyrius! My group and I are for the benefit of everyone. Including our children."

    "SHUT UP!! JUST SHUT UP! I will not have you lie that you cared at all about the benefit of me or our children!"

    "No, it's true."

    "HOW?! What could you have possibly been doing that would help me and our adopted children?! The only thing I can think of is saving us from a mad dragon by taking this exact deal from the fiends! The same dragon I may add that came after us because of you in the first place! I even told you to drop the deal, but you had other needs before our own!"

    "Inkyrius, my group has stumbled upon an evil that threatens to destroy the entire multiverse. An evil so great, that it would destroy the very souls of our children, not just their lives! That is why I couldn't stay behind with you! The position I was in was too much of a responsibility. I had to bring the group trying to stop the apocalypse together so that they can work properly together after being separated!"

    "If that was the only reason, then I'm still not impressed."

    "No, that wasn't the only reason. For after I brought them together, I saw a chance to stop the evil from bringing the destruction. I attacked it at it's heart, trying to defeat it. Had I succeeded, then there would've been nothing to threaten our family again. I could have gone home to live with you once again. I spent that deal doing the best for us, alot more then you did that's for sure. Imagine our children's expressions when they find out that you have made the same deal their other parent had made just for petty revenge."

    "Petty revenge you call it! With her involved?!"

    "Like I said, it was not my idea. The party realized I was stressed over an issue and they eventually got it out of me. They decided that it was for the best intrest to delay your divorce long enough to defeat the evil, then I could sit down and make it up to you. I had no idea what they planned on doing until it was done."

    "Make it up to me? Don't make me laugh. What could you possibly say that would make me forgive you? What?!"

    "Our wedding day."

    "What?"

    "Yes. Our wedding day. That was the happiest moment in my life. That one day brought me more happiness then any day studing and researching a spell would ever do. Those moments we spent together, just the two of us, are more precious to me then my spell books. Whenever I tranced, most of the visions were of those happy moments together."

    "You... really did feel that way with me?"

    "Yes. I never would have wanted to intentionally hurt you. But my obligation to protecting the Multiverse was more important then staying at home with you, was because it also involved you. More then just you. It involved your safetly. That is why I left when I did."

    Inkyrius looks at Vaarsuvius in stunned silence. In unison, the tenticles and Inkyrius lowered themselves down to the ground. Vaarsuvius winced as the legs supported the weight. The pain was still there.

    "I...I don't know what to say..."

    In answer, Vaarsuvius hugged Inkyrius and kissed the elf intently. Ignoring the fangs and the pain, Vaarasuvius kept the imbrace. It wasn't long before Inkyrius was returning it, having been reminded of why the elf fell in love with Vaarsuvius in the first place. The logic and feelings that they shared was more perfect then anyone elses.

    At once, Vaarsuvius felt the deal break. The fangs dissappeared. The new set of clothes Inkyrius had from the deal like wise was replaced with the elfs old set of clothes. Cracking open an eye, Vaarsuvius looked at Haley. The elf witnessed her campanion stop dancing and fall to the ground. She had enough energy to look at Vaarsuvius and give a "Thank you" smile, before falling unconcious. A load "Caw" informed Vaarsuvius that Blackwings spell had also been lifted. The bird was flying this way.

    "Well I'm glad you guys finally made u-"

    Vaarsuvius used a silent Hold Monster on the bird to prevent the familiar from ruining the moment. For once in a long time, everything was as it should be.

    ******************************************

    Awww... isn't that sweet.

    Yes, a nice happy ending for the two elves.

    And our backup plan has just gotten even better.

    Backup plan?

    Oh right, you don't know.

    Well, yeterday it came to our attention that the time we gathered on controlling Vaarsuvuis may not have been enough.

    We realized we miscalculated one thing, Vaarsuvius's party.

    You see, it is well known that PC's are widely unpredictable and masters at screwing up plans.

    This of course is an understatement.

    And our approximate hour of hold may be thwarted by the band of adventures.

    Thus leading us to developing a backup plan.

    And what is this backup plan?

    Simple, Vaarsuvius's mate.

    I don't get it.

    We know that Vaarsuvius cares very much for his adopted children. (Don't you dare correct me on the gender) So if we could gain ahold of Vaarsuvius's mate's soul for atleast 10 min. then everything would right itself.

    How?

    If Vaasuvius's time elapses before our use of the elf is complete. We threaten.

    We remind the elf that we still hold the mate's soul as our own.

    And thus another deal is made.

    Vaarsuvius completes what we want, and we forget all the time the mate's soul belongs to us?

    Why would Vaarsuvius agree to that?

    Because the children our involved.

    We could, say, turn Inkyrius insane and start torturing the children with knives before killing them.

    Can you imagine the horror those kids will remember in the afterlife when their own loving parent decides to do horrible things to them?

    So that was our basis of our backup plan.

    Fortunatly, it it got even better.

    For since the love has been repaired, we can add the mate in the list of hostages as well.

    Man! You guys are Evil!

    Thank you.

    What a great compliment.

    But this flattery won't give you a raise, though.


    This went better then I expected. I want everyone to comment on this. As much as you can think of. I REALLY want to know how well I did.
    That was great!!! Excelent plot and job keeping V and Inkyrius Ambigious. 5 Stars.

    "I can't believe you collapsed this early. You survived longer in bed." Too funny. Naughty Inkyrius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lycan 01 View Post
    Hm. Any more suggestions for my Vx(suggestions) fic?
    Pompey?
    The IFCC?
    Nale?
    Roy's sword?
    The Oracle? <--Actually, I think this one has promise
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    So that's...

    Kazumi Kato
    Belkar's Dog
    Pompey
    The 3 Dwarf Construction Workers
    The Oracle

    Anybody else?
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    Uh-oh...

    I just had a weird thought.

    I'm starting to scare myself here.


    ABD x Every male character in the strip.

    WHY!?
    WHY DID MY BRAIN COME UP WITH THAT!

    I feel dirty for having imagined it

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    And I feel dirty from just reading that.
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    *Scrubs brain*

    THE STAIN WON'T GO AWAY! *Puts dynamite in skull* BOOM!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Closak View Post
    ABD x Every male character in the strip.
    I honestly wouldn't mind reading that.
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    *Backs away from Zanaril slowly*


    Ah what the heck, i might as well accept that i'm as insane as you can get.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanaril View Post
    I honestly wouldn't mind reading that.
    ...and runs into me!
    "Agreed! Remember I cant get squicked! "

    MexEvery Female Character One Sided LovexClosack
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    EPIC MASS DOMINATE PERSON!!!

    CoB was in a mood.

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    A lusty mood. A very lusty mood. So he had cast Epic Mass Teleport on every female in the comic, and now it was going to pay off!

    PERMENENT RABBIT'S STAMINA!!!


    *Insane Laughter*
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    *Backs away from Zanaril slowly*
    Oh come on, I'm not that bad. *Smiles, showing pointy teeth*

    And you wouldn't want to make me sad, would you?
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    *backs away from Zanaril rather quickly*

    Ugh... The mental images... They... They're just so wrong...
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