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    Better go save Closak
    Hehehe... 'save'.
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    Hehehe, 'enters the cave'.

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    Thanks! Not to be rude, but even though it's so short, what do you like about it?
    The humor. It's just so silly.
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    Thanks. I feel that that's what I'm best at here. Doing believable crack fics that would fit in well with the canon story (Except that in the crack fic, everybody has lots and lots of sex), and are funny to boot.

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    Yay! An M community!

    I feel a A/V bunny niggling for it. Let's see if I can handle this--my sex/foreplay scenes always seem so narmy, even when they're soft-core...

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    Hm...

    So apparently my DnD group wants to read OotS. Which means they'll probably join the forum. Which means they'll probably want to know what my screen name is, so they can chat with me and read my funny RPG stories and pbp games. Which also means... Oh dear...


    Oh well. I doubt they'll stumble upon the Crack Pairing Thread, even if they did join. And even if they did, they'd probably go blind before they got to any of my stuff. Not that I have anything to brag or worry about...

    Oh, we have a ff.net community now? Interesting... Of course, I think I'll stay in this thread for now... My reasons are my own.
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    Thank the gods, finally the rescue arrives!

    *Escapes*

    She kept doing it over and over and over, it never stopped! *Shivers*

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    As I said, there isn't actually a need for a community... unless I make it an extension of this thread and only add stories from writers dwelling here. I'd need to change the name of the community, but this is certainly doable.

    So, should I make it a Crack Pairings Threads Only?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lycan 01 View Post
    Hm...

    So apparently my DnD group wants to read OotS. Which means they'll probably join the forum. Which means they'll probably want to know what my screen name is, so they can chat with me and read my funny RPG stories and pbp games. Which also means... Oh dear...
    Would you like to write your will now, or save it for later?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    So, should I make it a Crack Pairings Threads Only?
    I don't think so. There's so little OotS fanfiction out there--we ought to encourage every author the fandom has.

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    Well, the thing is, then, why bother at all with a community, since it's only about mature fanfictions and that's what the rating box is for?

    I guess my idea wasn't well thought. I think I'll have to remove this community since it turns out to be useless.

    I'm looking forward to your AxV story, especially that it's softcore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    I'm looking forward to your AxV story, especially that it's softcore.
    With the way this idea is shaping up, I'd be too nervous to put it up on the forums. I'll tell you guys if I post it on FF.net.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Water-Smurf View Post
    I feel a A/V bunny niggling for it.
    *pets bunny*

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    Hehehe, 'enters the cave'.
    That was so obvious that I missed it.

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    Well, the thing is, then, why bother at all with a community, since it's only about mature fanfictions and that's what the rating box is for?
    To encourage people not to be shy?
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    Water_Smurf, do you like my stories? I'll read the one on FF.net as long as it's not too explicit. (Though my threshold is quite high; I've got a lot of circumstance bonuses to Squick saving throws.)

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    I though the community was for us to collect our more racy/violent/mature stories off-site, where our creativity won't be as hindered by this forum's rules. Even though ff.net says they have graphic content restrictions, they really don't enforce that, in my experience... And we could also post other non-mature stories in there too, to help spread their cracky goodness to ff.net. Plus, we'd probably get a few new members...


    Its really not that bad of an idea. I think we're all just a bit confused about it.


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    My V x Cain story might end up on there eventually, too, since I'd be able to make it darker and more graphic on ff.net... Although, nobody on here seems to get that hung up about violence.
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    Since you actually can't delete communities, I changed it to Order of the Stick: Crack Pairings.

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    Although, nobody on here seems to get that hung up about violence.
    America: sex is bad, heads being reduced to a red mist by bolts is a-okay!
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    Sounds like a good idea. It gets across the point that its supposed to be crazy and cracky, but it also allows new blood to join. Mwahahahah!


    Hm. I'll never understand that, and I'm American.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lycan 01 View Post
    Hm. I'll never understand that, and I'm American.
    Me neither, and me too.

    Hey, anybody else have a problem seeing my banner?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lycan 01 View Post
    Hm. I'll never understand that, and I'm American.
    Ditto. It's a cultural norm.

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    I don't see a banner, so yeah, I'd say there's a problem.
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    Hey, anybody else have a problem seeing my banner?
    It looks fine to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Ditto. It's a cultural norm.
    Unless it's in a creepy stalker series adored by prepubescent girls.

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    Unless it's in a creepy stalker series adored by prepubescent girls.
    Please don't bring up Twilight again. We just got through a discussion about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Water_Smurf, do you like my stories?
    Sure, I do. I just try to avoid commenting on stories (especially in forums--I don't get why, but there you go) because I always feel that I'm saying something stupid when I try to type it up.

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    I do!

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    Unless it's in a creepy stalker series adored by prepubescent girls.
    Prepubescent nothing. All girls and boys without a sense of quality writing love that stuff. And a few girls and boys that do have a sense of quality but just like it because it's a page turner.

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    Thanks. And I've got similar issues too.

    Oh, and I'm also having a problem seeing the banner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Water-Smurf View Post
    The existing laws/rules regarding reading sex scenes anywhere (Internet, magazines, novels...) are archaic and moralistic, in my opinion. Considering the fact that there are middle/upper-class, well-educated, first-world eleven-year-olds getting pregnant by the truck load, protecting our 'sweet innocent eyes' becomes a bit of a moot point.
    And indeed, I frankly feel that our archaic and moralistic views, in terms of how we view sex, are part of why we have such a large pregnant teen problem. That is to say, we do not exactly offer good sex education in much of our society; abstinence only sex education is, at best, worthless, and at worst quite harmful as often such programs pass misinformation regarding birth control methods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyronea View Post
    And indeed, I frankly feel that our archaic and moralistic views, in terms of how we view sex, are part of why we have such a large pregnant teen problem. That is to say, we do not exactly offer good sex education in much of our society; abstinence only sex education is, at best, worthless, and at worst quite harmful as often such programs pass misinformation regarding birth control methods.
    Exactly! Teens are going to have sex whether or not they're told about it--it's instinct. The more they are taught, the safer they will be. The real problem in the equation are the parents and clueless adults who think that sex is a strictly forbidden and vulgar thing and who refuse to acknowledge the fact that teens aren't the wide-eyed children they used to be.

    (My personal philosophy is that children should know what sex and death are from the moment they can understand it. It's a function of our very bodies and it's stupid to moralize or forbid it or knowledge of it from anyone. It's not like your childhood's ruined the moment you learn what you'll use your wee-wee for later on in life. But then again, I'm not going to force that point-of-view on anyone.)

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    My personal view is that abstinence is all well and good, but good luck having more than...Ten teenagers stick to it. Teach abstinence if you want, but the emphasis has got to be on biology and birth control.

    *Shrugs* But of course that's never going to happen in the places that need it most.

    Now let us return to our main topic before Roland yells at us: Creating brain-frying crack pairings!
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    Just throwin' this out there, but... uh...

    Me and my girlfriend made both agreed we'd stay abstinent until marriage. Two years have passed since we made that promise, and it hasn't been broken yet. So not only have we proved that teenagers can start and carry on a seriously relationship (from high school to college, too!), but we also proved it can be done without sex. SO HA!! XD

    Of course, we both know we're the exception, not the norm. We're quite proud of that fact...


    I agree on what ya'll are saying, too. Ignorance isn't bliss - its inviting disaster. I've known a lot of people who didn't know how stuff worked until they found it out for themselves, always with pretty bad results.



    Why are we talking about this?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Closak View Post
    Thank the gods, finally the rescue arrives!

    *Escapes*

    She kept doing it over and over and over, it never stopped! *Shivers*
    NOT SO FAST!
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    "Thank the gods, finally rescued at last!" shouted Closak, shivering "She kept doing it over and over, it never stopped!"

    But just then a voice shouted: "ACELERATED PREGNANCY!"
    "Acelerated what-now?!" Said a paniced Closak

    Screams of anguish came from withen thae cave as an army of black dragons were spawned! (You shouldn't have gave me that idea Closak!) AS they slithered from the cave, Closak could plainly see a horible truth. THEY WERE ALL FEMALE!!!

    Again, the voice cried out a spell: "INSTANT MATURITY!"
    And then another, "INCREASE HORMONES!"

    "OH SH-AAAAHHHH!!!!" Closak screamed as he was pounced opon by the dragons and dragged back within the cave.

    "And now the final touch...SEAL ENTRANCE!" the voice shouted as the cave sealed.
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    Does anybody remember what we agreed the next thread'd be called?

    We're getting pretty damn close...

    Speaking of, if I'm not on when the thread reaches 50, then somebody make the thread. I'd rather make it myself, but if it gets to that point, I'd rather you guys make the new thread than wait there shouting "where's Fiddler?".

    Although, you can't make it until the almighty keeper of the archives is on. Then you might want to PM her to tell her.

    Unless she gives permission for someone else to take them over.

    Best solution? Don't wear out this thread until about 6 PM GMT-5
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