Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion

[Zanaril]

...Comments?

I laughed.

Damn you, I was laughing. I was LAUGHING.


WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME??!

[Asta Kask]

I laughed.

Damn you, I was laughing. I was LAUGHING.


WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME??!

And so it begins... >:)

I liked it Closak.

[Zanaril]

And so it begins... >:)

To be fair, it was the continual use of ---CENSORED--- I was laughing at rather than the actual story. Probably.

[Asta Kask]

To be fair, it was the continual use of ---CENSORED--- I was laughing at rather than the actual story. Probably.

You keep telling yourself that. It's probably better that way.

[CoffeeIncluded]

...Wow.

I come back from the shelter (Got 4 puppies adopted!), and...*Slow whistle. If I could whistle*

Nice work, everyone. Seriously, a very nice job. I'm getting a haircut in about 10 minutes.

[icastflare!]

...Wow.

I come back from the shelter (Got 4 puppies adopted!), and...*Slow whistle. If I could whistle*

Nice work, everyone. Seriously, a very nice job. I'm getting a haircut in about 10 minutes.

good for you! by the way my crack pairings are gonna be awhile because of my new project with crimson angel. Its a webcomic called " Vengeance rising"

[Closak]

Hello Coffee.

And yes, i do have a sick sense of humor.

And it's true that i am a tad bit bloodthirsty.


---CENSORED FOR DRAGONS---



"We still do not understand what you organics are doing"
"Just...please stop"
"We do not understand your request, further data is required"
"...(Twitches)"

[Zanaril]

---CENSORED FOR DRAGONS---

---CENSORED FOR REMARKING THAT THE OBVIOUS IS OBVIOUS---

[Asta Kask]

I come back from the shelter (Got 4 puppies adopted!), and...*Slow whistle. If I could whistle*

Were they any specific breed, or just puppies?

Nice work, everyone. Seriously, a very nice job. I'm getting a haircut in about 10 minutes.

So... will you be changing your avatar and give it that cool Britney billiard ball look?

[CoffeeIncluded]

Were they any specific breed, or just puppies?



So... will you be changing your avatar and give it that cool Britney billiard ball look?

Mixes. Two hound mixes, an australian cattle dog mix, and a golden retriever mix.

I'm going to have my hair cut to shoulder length and blown out. So it'll be straighter and lighter in color...At least until I shower.

It makes me feel more attractive.

Then again...Hmm, maybe some crack pairing having to do with Haley's new haircut?

[The Odor]

Oh, and:


Charm Person can't make the person do anything against their nature.


I keep getting urges to write a proper V/Aandy fic. Someone please either talk me out of it or talk me through it.

Write!!!!!!! Write!!!!!!! Write!!!!!!! Write!!!!!!! Write!!!!!!! Write!!!!!!! Write!!!!!!! Write!!!!!!! Write!!!!!!! Write!!!!!!! Write!!!!!!! Write!!!!!!!

[Asta Kask]

I'm going to have my hair cut to shoulder length and blown out. So it'll be straighter and lighter in color...At least until I shower.

It makes me feel more attractive.

Are you developing feminine wiles on us? We may have to confiscate your nerd card. We'll let you keep it if you can name the first 20 elements of the periodic table without looking it up.

I've been wanting to write Haley/Redcloak for a while, but I've run out of ideas. The general outline is that Redcloak captures Halyer in Azure City, and keeps her alive to spite Tsukiko. But how do they fall in lust? Or love?

TheOdor, Symmys is writing that story. First installment here.

[Lix Lorn]

AWESOME STORIES
<3

Why are their robots bothering Closak? Come explain in the FF chatthread?

[CoffeeIncluded]

Are you developing feminine wiles on us? We may have to confiscate your nerd card. We'll let you keep it if you can name the first 20 elements of the periodic table without looking it up.

I've been wanting to write Haley/Redcloak for a while, but I've run out of ideas. The general outline is that Redcloak captures Halyer in Azure City, and keeps her alive to spite Tsukiko. But how do they fall in lust? Or love?

TheOdor, Symmys is writing that story. First installment here.

Hydrogen
Helium
Lithium
Beryllium
Boron
Carbon
Nitrogen
Oxygen
Fluorine
Neon
Sodium
Magnesium
Aluminum
Silicon
Phosphorus
Sulfur
Chlorine
Argon
Potassium
Calcium

Is that enough? Besides, you forgot B.

Hmmm...How about Haley sees how Reddy is trying to do his own thing despite Xykon, and appreciates it?

Heh, we get quite a few one-eyed cats and kittens at the shelter. One of these days I'm going to name one of them Right-eye. Or if it's a double adoption, Redcloak and Right-eye.

[The Odor]

TheOdor, Symmys is writing that story. First installment here.

Why can't we have many people writing the same thing? *Looks grumpy.*
Besides we have way to little elf crack now a days.

[Asta Kask]

Hydrogen
Helium
Lithium
Beryllium
Boron
Carbon
Nitrogen
Oxygen
Fluorine
Neon
Sodium
Magnesium
Aluminum
Silicon
Phosphorus
Sulfur
Chlorine
Argon
Potassium
Calcium

Is that enough?

Well... you spelled aluminium wrong, but I'll let that slide...

Good night all Crack Threaders.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Well... you spelled aluminium wrong, but I'll let that slide...

Good night all Crack Threaders.

Whoops.

Cracky dreams. Maybe you'll get some ideas.

[Water-Smurf]

I'm always good! *Halo* So here's Blackwing x Tiasal.

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Very early on that day she had retreated to her clearing. Almost completely surrounded by high thorny bushes it was her own place, impossible for an adult to get into and hard for a child unless they knew the way. Leaves high above shaded the falling sunlight green and here she sat, hugging her legs, with her head resting on her knees and trying not to cry. Alone was such a hollow sounding word but it perfectly described the feeling in her chest. She always knew she was alone, in the same way that she knew her name was Tiasal, but on occasions like today, however, it expanded until it was an almost physical presence. A bubble of silence and isolation, growing until she felt she could nearly burst with the pressure. Of course there was always Inkyrius and Elan and Haley and the rest but they weren’t hers, not really, and they had other people that needed them. On days like today she missed her parents fiercely and hated them in equal measure for leaving her alone.

Dark eyes watched her from a high branch. Blackwing knew the pain and loneliness she would be feeling today as he felt some of it himself. He fluttered down, landing in front of her huddled form, and waited until she looked up at him.

“I know you’re missing your parents and your feeling a bit left out today but, well, I guess I'm just trying to say I know what you’re going through. I miss Vaarsuvius like Hell but I know, one day, we’ll get her back. Just remember there are people here that love you, even if they forget to show it sometimes.”

Raising a shaking hand she wiped the tears from her eyes and offered a tentative smile.

“Thanks Blackwing,” she whispered. “Happy Valentine’s Day to you too.”

Awwww... that was sweet...

A Love Poem (Redcloak to Vaarsuvius)

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Like a warm blanket when the snow is falling
Like a crackling fire when the rain is pouring
Like a cold shower when the sun is beating down
Like a large coffee in the morning
Like a warm bed come nightfall
Like a book I can't put down
Or a puzzle I can't figure out

You are all that
And I want to be that for you

Thoughts?

That made me wibble a little...

That's okay.

Besides, that would also mean that you'd put the, uh..."Water-Smurf" touch on Lloyd and Roy; and Lloyd's got enough going on in his life as it is.

That made me laugh. Cool. I have a signature touch.


@ Zanaril: *blushes shyly* I dunno, I didn't think it was that good...

And I can't believe it's talken me this long to realize how scathingly sarcastic V is much of the time.

Which part made you think of that?

Aww... Redcloak obviously wasn't expecting that he and V would, y'know, both be soulbound for fifteen years. But it's still a nice story. Against all logic, something that's governed both their lives for a long time, they get married. It's sweet, really.

For some reason, they both make each other really illogical. And since this doesn't fit the PM cannon, they don't necessarily get soulbound.

That breaks my heart. But in a good way.

How does your heart get broken in a good way?

[Draconi Redfir]

gahh. i still cant think of any new crack pairings to do... maby im just no good with premade charicters >.<

[CoffeeIncluded]

That made me laugh. Cool. I have a signature touch.

Yes. A very disturbing touch.

*Looks over character notes* ...You know, maybe I should pity them...

For some reason, they both make each other really illogical.

But isn't that what love does?

*Hugs* How you doing?

[Symmys]

Second installment. You'll have to make do with this 'till Saturday.

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Dear Vaarsuvius,

Are you sure that this is such a good idea? Aarindarius is your teacher! And he knows that you're friends with me. Plus he's really smart, so I bet he'll figure out that you're the one who wrote that letter really quick. I don't want you to get in trouble, and I don't want me to get in trouble for helping you. I don't think it's a good idea. As your friend, I'm telling you that this isn't a good idea. I mean, if your parents found out that you were writing love letters to your teacher, what would they say?
In the end I guess it's your decision. But if you get in trouble, I'm not admitting to anything. Okay? I'm not!

Your Friend,
Inkyrius
P. S. When I say I'm not, I really mean that I'm not! I won't cover for you again like that time with the cheesecake! I spent a whole week cleaning that mess up!

Comments?

[CoffeeIncluded]

Second installment. You'll have to make do with this 'till Saturday.

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Dear Vaarsuvius,

Are you sure that this is such a good idea? Aarindarius is your teacher! And he knows that you're friends with me. Plus he's really smart, so I bet he'll figure out that you're the one who wrote that letter really quick. I don't want you to get in trouble, and I don't want me to get in trouble for helping you. I don't think it's a good idea. As your friend, I'm telling you that this isn't a good idea. I mean, if your parents found out that you were writing love letters to your teacher, what would they say?
In the end I guess it's your decision. But if you get in trouble, I'm not admitting to anything. Okay? I'm not!

Your Friend,
Inkyrius
P. S. When I say I'm not, I really mean that I'm not! I won't cover for you again like that time with the cheesecake! I spent a whole week cleaning that mess up!

Comments?

So, what was that time with the cheesecake?

Kyrie sounds a bit like...Like Elan here. I'm not entirely sure why.

[icastflare!]

So, what was that time with the cheesecake?

Kyrie sounds a bit like...Like Elan here. I'm not entirely sure why.

the cheesecake is a lie. ( portal references.) It will be a long wait till saturday

[CoffeeIncluded]

the cheesecake is a lie. ( portal references.) It will be a long wait till saturday

No, it was in the companion cube the whole time.

I can wait. *Looks expectantly at Water-Smurf*

[Symmys]

So, what was that time with the cheesecake?

Kyrie sounds a bit like...Like Elan here. I'm not entirely sure why.

I want it to be a bit of a noodle incident, really. I figure that it's much more outrageous if it's left mostly to the imagination.

Yeah, he does. Huh.

[Lix Lorn]

Awesome so far!
I like Inkyrius a lot. XD

[icastflare!]

Awesome so far!
I like Inkyrius a lot. XD

best next to v/ abd/ and coffee

[The Dark Fiddler]

gahh. i still cant think of any new crack pairings to do... maby im just no good with premade charicters >.<

If you can't think of one, you can always roll up a pairing. Sometimes the tables can be better than the mind for thinking up pure mind-screwium.

And I'm the same way, sucking with premade characters.

...but it's the same with characters I make myself, honestly.

the cheesecake is a lie. ( portal references.) It will be a long wait till saturday

Yes, yes it will. whitetext!

[Lix Lorn]

I still need to do that ElanXykon...
Wait, new avvie from the celestial lemon?

[CoffeeIncluded]

best next to v/ abd/ and coffee

Wait, what?

I want it to be a bit of a noodle incident, really. I figure that it's much more outrageous if it's left mostly to the imagination.

Okay!

Random: Know what's funny? Water-Smurf really reminds me of a good friend of mine. (As in, for a moment I thought they were the same person.)