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Rutskarn's Roly-Poly Rebellious and Rejected Random Banter #110
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Our last topic was: actually, it was pretty much just spitting out random song lyrics. Scrap that, start over.Last edited by Rutskarn; 2009-01-02 at 05:37 PM.
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2009-01-02, 05:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Rutskarn's Roly-Poly Rebellious and Rejected Random Banter #110
You changed the first post! You 'orrible oik!
I suggest the topic of heffalumps and woozles. They're very confoozle.
A heffalump or woozle's very sly SLY sly. If honey's what you covet you'll find that they love it. Before your eyes they'll multiPLY ply ply...Last edited by Player_Zero; 2009-01-02 at 05:33 PM.
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Re: Rutskarn's Roly-Poly Rebellious and Rejected Random Banter #110
*blinks*
All the links are gone. All of 'em!
Also:
*BOOGIE!*This thread has been blessed.
*flees Jibbers*
And I commiserate on the homework thing. Not a jot done, two days to do it. It is Friday today right?
Bathatar!
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Re: Rutskarn's Roly-Poly Rebellious and Rejected Random Banter #110
Hey, didn't FDL claim this one? Claim-breaker! Claim breaker!
And you're a horrible person for removing the links to all the previous RB's!
And Curly, that last sentence is totally seconded. *has a book report he hasn't done anything on yet due by the friday before christmas holidays*
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Re: Rutskarn's Roly-Poly Rebellious and Rejected Random Banter #110
Did he? Does it really matter, its just a start, we should look towards the future, not back at the past.
I have to go now, see you all tomorrow.This avatar pierces the heavens and is by Miss Nobody!SpoilerOriginally Posted by Anuan
"Whether it be impossible or laughable, Great men open up paths of battle! If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we'll make one with these hands! The heart's magma burns with flames!"
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Re: Rutskarn's Roly-Poly Rebellious and Rejected Random Banter #110
A *BOOGIE* for tradition,
and errr, Rutskarn, you got no links going on in there.You fixed that.
Also: something I'm working. Not finished, so it isn't going in the Arts and Crafts forum yet.
Spoiler'Is she alright?'
'She's going to be fine sir. Just wait here.'
'Can I see her?'
'Wait here. Her family are with her right now, and we can let you in after they're gone.'
'How is she?'
'Unconscious still. But she's going to be fine. Now please wait sir.'
The nurse turned and exited down the hallway. Doctors walked past and patients were guided along. Trays filled with fragile looking instruments passed and a cleaner absent mindedly dragged a mop behind. Seconds felt like days and he could feel the place closing in around him, the conflicting emotions battling inside his mind, the ticking of his watch sounding like a death knell.
He counted the number of tiles on the ceiling, one hundred and twelve. He noted the crack in one tile conviently located upon the sixtieth tile. He noted that there was a different number of rooms on one side to the other, suggesting that one sides rooms must be smaller. The gleaming white walls made him wish for some hint of flavour, something different amidst the cold sterility of his environment.
To his right was a plant, green with broad leaves, and the sole other stationary life in the hall. Placed in such an environment it seemed oddly artificial and he sarted to wonder if it was nothing more than a clever ruse to make people believe that life could flourish. He wondered how many times the plant had had to be replaced after it unexpectedly died or lost its freshness and infected the atmosphere of enforced hope that all hospitals bore. He wondered how it could live under the harsh hallway lights.
A door to one of the bigger rooms down the hall opened. A nurse led some people out and closed it behind her. He recognise the people as her family even if they were not familiar to him. They looked melancholy, naturally sad and with a hint of hope about them but otherwise resigned. The mother was wiping tears from her cheeks and the sister held her hand firmly. The father had his arm wrapped around his wife and looked grave. They walked past him and he smiled out of politeness, not imaging for one second that they recognised him as their daughters friend.
It was strange. He felt empty. There were no tears or feelings of sadness. Nor did he feel hopeful or expectant either. His insides just felt dead, as if all bodily functions had stopped working and were waiting for something. His body shook uncontrollably and there was a pause before everything he spoke since the accident as he tried to find speech again. His mind raced with thousands of possibilities of what could be within the room and how he would react. Would he enter to find her cold and still only to find she died without anyone noticing? Or would he enter to find her softly sleeping until she awakes in his arms and they embrace fiercly.
'You can see her now. She's under sedation so she won't be able to speak.' The nurse was in front of him. Her face seemed kind, well suited to the job.
There. The pause. 'Thank you.' He stood, internally shouting at himself for letting that pause happen again. The nurse led him in and closed the door behind him, off certainly to tend to her other patients.
The room was dimly lit by a beside lamp and what light made it through the curtains. The equipment beside her hummed gently and the bed itself looked so large. She lay in the middle, framed by steel bars to keep her in. She looked so small, so fragile. It was hard to believe that this was the girl
A wonderful reflection of my current mood.
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Re: Rutskarn's Roly-Poly Rebellious and Rejected Random Banter #110
*whines*
Ru-ust! You didn't link to the previous RBs!
All it takes is a little "quote" and a "copy+paste" of the code...
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I fixed it! I fixed it!
Same team! Same team!Spoiler<-I won this from Dr. Bath.Spoiler
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Ruts! Big silly, you made thread on 5:31 EST. That means you don't care about time, because everyone knows that 531 is the evilest of evils!
I want the random banter, after the next!"Maybe I'm Gigachad?"
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Aha! Well spotted, PZ. I did that just to test you, of course.
Right.
Hey, Jibar, you might want to think about contributing to the round-robin storytelling thread. Nobody's called next yet, and we could use your touch.Spoiler<-I won this from Dr. Bath.Spoiler
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I have this terrible fear my friend. A terrible phobia that grips me and binds me and consumes my mind whenever faced with this singular object, this one thing that causes more hurt to me than any of the Gods could dream.
It's called a deadline. My philosophy teachers could speak such wonders of when I've handed stuff in.
5 more threads yet DD.
Hehe. DD. 'Cos I'm mature.
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Lift as in, weight lifting? You feel bad about not weight lifting? Das a little strange.
Waaah! Winter break is almost over!!!! *sniffle*Well wasn't that fun? Daaaaandyliens...
SpoilerIf anyone would like to make me a banner with my elven druid dude in a dandelion field making dandelion chains, that'd be.....nice.....
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"Maybe I'm Gigachad?"
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People who exercise often feel bad when they go a day without doing so.
My mom and I ran in the snow this morning. It was kind of fun...but cold.
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*breathes in the fresh scent* I love the smell of new thread in the evening. Smells like victory.
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No wait, that's napa--
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-lm??
Or just the ingredients for it?
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Bathatar!
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whoooo boy...
I'm not sure I'm ready for this...
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Yeah, I need to go retcon to make them not brothers...
Edit: done and done. Though mine contains no romantic undertone
At least...it wasn't meant to...but I suppose it might....Last edited by Dragonrider; 2009-01-02 at 07:14 PM.
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