Murphy's Law (Thread 2!)

[Closak]

...Oh gods...

Hyperactive pumped up on too much sugar maniacs who can't sit still?

That's what i think of when i try to image the parents.

A little like my younger brother...


Wait, your birthday is coming up soon?

[CoffeeIncluded]

...Oh gods...

Hyperactive pumped up on too much sugar maniacs who can't sit still?

That's what i think of when i try to image the parents.

A little like my younger brother...


Wait, your birthday is coming up soon?

You'll see!

And it's July 2.

[Closak]

A little over a month then.

And about a month and a half before my own birthday (August 19'th)

Well, school's almost over, and we all know what that means

[Lix Lorn]

Called it.
I love Arcane Archers. <3

Aww, Coffee, he'll be FINE. Seriously.

[Symmys]

And it's July 2.

*makes a mental note of this*

I like the blue-haired grandparent- "Does it involve fixing the window? Again?"

[Lycan 01]

My Birthday was last Friday.


Great comic! The little bro is cooler than I expected, and poor Matt gets no justice...

Since one of the half-elves will likely be going with the team, I'm curious now about which it will be. The sister is pretty cool, but so's the bro. They're both wizards, but the bro has a level of Bard and a Prestige Class. Hmmmm...

[Lix Lorn]

Happy late birthday, Sandalhat!

Why say or when you can say and?
Two half elves!
(one full elf?)

[Silverraptor]

Happy late birthday, Sandalhat!

Why say or when you can say and?
Two half elves!
(one full elf?)

Makes you wonder about what condition the human is in, right?

[CoffeeIncluded]

Called it.
I love Arcane Archers. <3

Aww, Coffee, he'll be FINE. Seriously.

It doesn't seem like a half-bad dip, even if it is somewhat situational.

I like the blue-haired grandparent- "Does it involve fixing the window? Again?"

The blue-haired one is Other Grandparent. There's another funny story involving Other Grandparent. I'll tell it later.

[Silverraptor]

You'll see!

And it's July 2.

But that's my birthday as well...

[Lix Lorn]

Evil Long Lost twins!?
Are your names each others spelt backwards?

I really really like Arcane Archers. my favourite prestige class. Shame that, apparently, they suck.

[Closak]

Oh, double birthday!

*Takes notes about July 2'nd*

Ah well, i have to go to sleep now, it's almost midnight here in Sweden.
See you!

[John Cribati]

Arcane Archer is an unfair class.

[Darklord Xavez]

Arcane Archer is an unfair class.

Of course it is. Just like Darkwood Stalker. WotC holds the standard "elves are the best" racial stereotype. That's why I hate elves. Just like Matt, who I have a lot in common with.
-Xavez

[Kumo]

Arcane Archer is an unfair class.

It's a prestige class, of course it's unfair >.>

[The Dark Fiddler]

And it's July 2.

Dangit, I think I'm gonna be in Japan then.

Well, since I won't be here to wish it to you then, happy birthday!

Arcane Archer is an unfair class.

I know, I wish it was actually good.

[Lix Lorn]

I know, I wish it was actually good.

There are hundreds of fighter fixes and thousands of monk fixes. Are there any Arcane Archer fixes?

[CoffeeIncluded]

Of course it is. Just like Darkwood Stalker. WotC holds the standard "elves are the best" racial stereotype. That's why I hate elves. Just like Matt, who I have a lot in common with.
-Xavez

And that's why they're not like that at all in my comic.

Dangit, I think I'm gonna be in Japan then.

Well, since I won't be here to wish it to you then, happy birthday!

Thank you! And enjoy Japan!

But that's my birthday as well...

*Insert Twilight Zone Theme here*

[The Dark Fiddler]

There are hundreds of fighter fixes and thousands of monk fixes. Are there any Arcane Archer fixes?

The Pathfinder version seems pretty good.

[Lix Lorn]

And I could find it... where?

[The Dark Fiddler]

And I could find it... where?

Pathfinder SRD

[CoffeeIncluded]

Pathfinder SRD

Guys, please try to stay on topic.

[The Dark Fiddler]

Guys, please try to stay on topic.

Alright.

Did Luic take the 3.5 or Pathfinder Arcane Archer?

[Lix Lorn]

Let's hope Pathfinder, for his sake.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Let's hope Pathfinder, for his sake.

It's all 3.5 edition. He doesn't really plan to take more than 2 levels in it anyway.

[Darklord Xavez]

It's all 3.5 edition. He doesn't really plan to take more than 2 levels in it anyway.

Good. Elves are annoying because everybody makes them smart, agile, and long-lived. I might make elves very short-lived in any campaigns I DM.
-Xavez

[Kumo]

Good. Elves are annoying because everybody makes them smart, agile, and long-lived. I might make elves very short-lived in any campaigns I DM.
-Xavez

... you're annoyed with ELVES...

...for, basically, being portrayed... as ELVES...

-_-

I don't like dwarves because they're always blacksmiths, miners, and live in caves. I don't like humans because their ears aren't pointy. I hate angry mobs because they're always giant douchebags as a whole but for some reason are nice individuals.

[RdMarquis]

If only I could be that excited about school. "Hey, everyone, guess what? I finally took that level of Research Assistant!"

But Radic's expression was funny. Looks like she knew Matt was going to react like that even before that arrow broke the window.

[Lord Raziere]

... you're annoyed with ELVES...

...for, basically, being portrayed... as ELVES...

-_-

I don't like dwarves because they're always blacksmiths, miners, and live in caves. I don't like humans because their ears aren't pointy. I hate angry mobs because they're always giant douchebags as a whole but for some reason are nice individuals.

its the fact that elves are always portrayed as "better than you" rather than being portrayed as "elves" that tick people off, that is probably what he is really talking about.
I agree with him really, I'm thinking of deconstructing elves one day, portraying them as imperialist racist jerks that they try to conquer the other races and enslave them because they consider them savages, with strong imperialism tones to show everyone what really happens when a race considers themselves (and really are) superior than the rest of them....

but don't mind me, I don't want to derail this thread okay? go back to whatever you were really talking about...

[Silverraptor]

its the fact that elves are always portrayed as "better than you" rather than being portrayed as "elves" that tick people off, that is probably what he is really talking about.
I agree with him really, I'm thinking of deconstructing elves one day, portraying them as imperialist racist jerks that they try to conquer the other races and enslave them because they consider them savages, with strong imperialism tones to show everyone what really happens when a race considers themselves (and really are) superior than the rest of them....

but don't mind me, I don't want to derail this thread okay? go back to whatever you were really talking about...

Wow. You sound exactly like my friend. He hates how elves are always portrayed as better than anyone else. We always come up with amusing conversations and jokes about that.