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    So Janine's willing to force someone's feelings with a love potion.

    Well, I can't say my esteem of her will be positive before a long time.

    Also, if Serrin is a minor, I'd like to remind everyone that minors, fictional or otherwise, aren't supposed to be shipped on this forum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RdMarquis View Post
    Nice, I was wondering when this would update next. ...So, it'll probably be seconds before Matt and this Luic are at each other's throats. I'm guessing he's the younger brother, by the way. That arrow looks like the elven equivalent of Nerf toys.

    On the other hand, I'm the oldest of several kids and I still play with them.
    I update on Fridays, and more often once school ends next month!

    So Janine's willing to force someone's feelings with a love potion.

    Well, I can't say my esteem of her will be positive before a long time.
    No. No, that is NOT something she would do. NEVER. Janine would NEVER make someone sleep with her if they explicitly told her no.

    Janine may be a borderline nymphomaniac, but she's no rapist. When she said, "Love potion", she was thinking, "Aphrodisiac".

    Also, if Serrin is a minor, I'd like to remind everyone that minors, fictional or otherwise, aren't supposed to be shipped on this forum.
    Serrin is 41.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    When she said, "Love potion", she was thinking, "Aphrodisiac".
    There's very little difference, if any.

    Serrin is 41.
    I knew I'd get this answer if I wasn't specific.

    Is she a minor as far as half-elves are concerned?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    There's very little difference, if any.
    Actually, there is.

    The Love Potion you're thinking of: Forces someone to fall in lust with another person, regardless of that that person wants.

    The "Love potion" Janine's thinking of and is looking for: Boosts "Performance" and makes the drinker seem more attractive to everyone, but what Lloyd decides to do is his own choice.

    (So basically Janine's going to drink it so she'll seem more attractive to Lloyd and be better in the sack, should he decide, "Okay!" But it's still his choice.)

    I knew I'd get that kind of lawyering if I didn't specify.

    Is she a minor as far as half-elves are concerned?
    No. Serrin is a legal half-elf adult.

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    makes the drinker seem more attractive to everyone
    And this is when we get our long-awaited RadicxJanine makeout.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    And this is when we get our long-awaited RadicxJanine makeout.
    Remember, I love crack pairings!

    But do you understand now? Because I'm sorry if you got the wrong idea. Janine would never do anything like that.

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    No. Serrin is a legal half-elf adult.
    I think the legal adult age of half-elves is 28 or something around there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverraptor View Post
    I think the legal adult age of half-elves is 28 or something around there.
    House Rule: The age categories for half-elves are raised slightly: About 10 years for the first age category, and about 20 for the rest.

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    House Rule: The age categories for half-elves are raised slightly: About 10 years for the first age category, and about 20 for the rest.
    Ah, I see. So age 26 is the legal adult age. In DnD, age 16 is the adult age for humans.
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    Remember, I love crack pairings!
    I do have an idea, but this requires actually drawing with Inkscape. As in, manga (at least partially) to fit the theme of the idea, not stick figure.

    I'm not even sure I'll succeed.

    But do you understand now? Because I'm sorry if you got the wrong idea. Janine would never do anything like that.
    ...Would Matt do that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverraptor View Post
    Ah, I see. So age 26 is the legal adult age. In DnD, age 16 is the adult age for humans.
    Nonono, 36-38 is the legal adult age for half-elves. Hang on a sec; here's the changes:

    Adulthood: 38 Years
    Middle Age: 75 Years
    Old Age: 110 Years
    Venerable: 140 Years
    Maximum Age: +4d20 years

    I do have an idea, but this requires actually drawing with Inkscape. As in, manga (at least partially) to fit the theme of the idea, not stick figure.

    I'm not even sure I'll succeed.
    Oooh! Oooh! I'd LOVE that!!!

    ...Would Matt do that?
    No, I don't think so.

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    The last few posts seem to be in favor of my rape theory for Janine's backstory.

    Incidentally, I Googled "rape theory" because it sounded like something I'd heard of. It brought up a book entitled "A Natural History of Rape." Should I be terrified or ashamed?

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    And if you say anything, I will kill you.
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    Me, or Silverraptor?
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    It was me she was talking to.

    And Coffee, I'm now totally confused on the ages thing. Congratulations. I thought all this time that humans become adults at age 16, but now your making me question that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverraptor View Post
    It was me she was talking to.

    And Coffee, I'm now totally confused on the ages thing. Congratulations. I thought all this time that humans become adults at age 16, but now your making me question that.
    Well, you see Silverraptor, it all starts when a mommy human and a daddy human love each other very much... and then the male lays its eggs in the prey within 8 to 10 business days.

    Puberty jokes and problems inherent to assigning an age at which one becomes an adult aside, humans become adults at 15 in D&D, half-elves at 20 (according to the PHB/SRD).
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dark Fiddler View Post
    Well, you see Silverraptor, it all starts when a mommy human and a daddy human love each other very much... and then the male lays its eggs in the prey within 8 to 10 business days.

    Puberty jokes and problems inherent to assigning an age at which one becomes an adult aside, humans become adults at 15 in D&D, half-elves at 20 (according to the PHB/SRD).
    Okay, the first part was just annoying and funny.

    The second part reaffirms what I thought about what age each race becomes an adult.
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    Humans start acting like adults at age 10 or so, according to television and movies.
    Recently (As in the Vengeance Rising comic thread) Roland has started giving out warnings about handing out Warnings for off-topic stuff. Therefore, I suggest that we keep this thread on-topic, lest we leave this forum without the pure, volatile awesomeness that is Murphy's law.

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    Because all females, whatever their species, are yaoi fangirls.

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    HA!

    Just a couple of things: Lloyd's eyes are brown, Matt's eyes are hazel. his tunic is red, and Janine's sword is on the wrong side. (When she's facing to the right, her sword should be facing the viewer; Janine's a lefty.)

    But that's HILARIOUS. And I love the "Forest of (Slightly Less) Certain Death"
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    I've corrected everything, except Matt's tunic. I've never seen any red on his tunic since he appeared.

    The mistake with Janine is that I used the facing-to-the-left base that I switched around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    I've corrected everything, except Matt's tunic. I've never seen any red on his tunic since he appeared.

    The mistake with Janine is that I used the facing-to-the-left base that I switched around.
    Yeah, I make that mistake too.

    Huh? But Matt's tunic IS red...Look at it.

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    My mistake. It's red.

    After I've cranked the brightness up to eleven with Photoshop, that is.

    Presently, to me, it's the blackest black.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    My mistake. It's red.

    After I've cranked the brightness up to eleven with Photoshop, that is.

    Presently, to me, it's the blackest black.
    Huh? Ask anyone here: Matt's tunic is maroon. Always has been. Why can't you see Matt's tunic color but everything else is fine?

    You're saying Matt's tunic in every comic and in my sig looks black to you? It's about the same shade as the twisted structures in your latest fanart.
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    Because all females, whatever their species, are yaoi fangirls.
    Haha, oh dear. Does Serrin have a nosebleed, or am I mixing up my art styles?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RdMarquis View Post
    Haha, oh dear. Does Serrin have a nosebleed, or am I mixing up my art styles?
    Yes she does.

    Listen, what color does Matt's tunic look to you?

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    Hmm. Well, it looks like a slightly lighter shade of brown. Oh, and cool artwork. That's my kind of religious debate.
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    Is Serrin a virgin too? (random question)
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    Ooo. Yes, it should.

    So am I reading that right -- Janine and the old curmudgeon are followers of the same goddess, engaged in a vigorous "mercy vs. vengeance" doctrinal debate?

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    Go Team Cleric!
    Awesome update as normal, Coffee-Would the brother be an Arcane Archer?
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