Nikola Tesla Vs. Albert Einstein

[Mikeavelli]

Nikola Tesla:

The first true mad scientist, bizarre and eccentric, but with such a keen understanding of electricity that we can almost single-handedly credit him with the development of the modern age of technology.


Albert Einstein:

When you speak the word "Scientist" he's the person who comes to mind. Physicist with great hair most reknowned for relativity, and establishing the equivalency between energy and mass. Also played a pretty good hand in the creation of the Atomic bomb, not quite a royal flush, but better than three aces.


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Two of the greatest scientists in history face off in a battle of SCIENCE! These men are not motivated by fame or fortune, indeed their motivations might not even be wholly understandable by any of us. The only thing that is certain is that they wish to destroy their rival.


Rules of Engagement:

At their fingertips are every device ever attributed to them, including both stuff they actually made, and inventions credited to them as a result of folklore or popular culture. This means Tesla has access to Tesla cannons to defend his base, and can launch balls of energy from his Tunguska Cannon across the Antlantic Ocean to light up the Russian sky, while Einstein has nothing less than the Grandpappy of explosives, the Atomic Bomb itself.

Both Scientists has been scooped out of their respective timelines by super-advanced cultures with an immense (and completely equal) industrial base with which to produce machines to oppose the other scientist. These cultures and entirely composed of humans, oppose each other completely, and are willing to genocide each other without any remorse so long as they don't also die. They have access to equally skilled bureaucrats and generals which will carry out their orders with great efficieny and strategy. Indeed, the only difference between the two is the scientific marvels they can equip their forces with, and use on each other.

Both have access to time travel.

Gentlemen, who wins?

[Giggling Ghast]

Einstein loses badly, because Tesla was a vampire with powers over magnetism and is backed by a nigh invulnerable robot scientist. Both can survive a nuclear apocalypse. He also possess a cloning machine.

[Zaydos]

Whoever uses time travel better.

I'd say Tesla. He has the range on Einstein and can blast him with lightning bolts from across the Atlantic while Einstein is trying to get his bomb over to Tesla. A stealth fighter might give Einstein a chance, if he has access to one, but with just their inventions and WWII era technology Tesla's lightning blasts can win it.

[Fan]

But you see, Tesla loses because he is out numbered.

Tesla had better be scared, because that means Albert E = MC^2.

[cdstephens]

Does this include Tesla Coils and Tesla Troopers and Tesla Tanks?

http://media.moddb.com/images/downlo..._TeslaTank.jpg

[Phae Nymna]

Tesla wins when he shoots lightning out of his eyes.

Which happens immediately.

[ThirdEmperor]

Tesla waits for Einstein to build an atom bomb, then detonates it with a blast from his Tunguska Cannon, all while hundreds of miles away. Einstein dies in the blast, Tesla takes over the world.

[DraPrime]

Both of them lose to Thomas Edison, who ruins them both first by a smear campaign, and then proceeds to beat them with their own technology, since he decided to steal it.

[Elder Tsofu]

Whoever uses time travel better.

Well, Mr. Einstein have the Chronosphere - so I suppose he's got a head start there.

[chiasaur11]

But you see, Tesla loses because he is out numbered.

Tesla had better be scared, because that means Albert E = MC^2.

I wouldn't count on that.

Someone earlier mentioned Tesla has his son, Dr. Atomic Robo Tesla.

They didn't mention that Robo employs one Jenkins, former Majestic 12 operative, and one of the deadliest individuals in serialized fiction.

His performance against Lovecraftian entities is impressive.

Fighting vampires, he's terrifying.

Against humans, well, it's just unfair.

[kpenguin]

Einstein was very much a pacifist. I'm unsure as to Tesla's attitude towards violence, although pop culture Tesla constructs death rays, but Einstein would not deign to be part of this sort of thing.

[Eldan]

Well, Mr. Einstein have the Chronosphere - so I suppose he's got a head start there.

Tesla, however, was a Time Lord. So, he would have a Tardis.

[Radar]

Popculture and myths aside, Tesla would still have an advantage of being applied physicist instead of a pure theoretician like Einstein. Einstein never worked on atomic bomb to begin with - his whole involvment was the letter he wrote to US president.

On the other hand, Tesla did build coils strong enough to blast lightnings 7 meters long. He is the guy, who invented alternating current in it's whole - engines, power plants, wireless energy transfer and many, many more directly applicable things.

[Killer Angel]

Both of them lose to Thomas Edison Leonardo Da Vinci

Fixed for you.

[Eldan]

Fixed for you.

Not really. I mean, Da Vinci has Tanks, some clockwork tanks and flying machines. Nothing really fancy I know about.

[Killer Angel]

Not really. I mean, Da Vinci has Tanks, some clockwork tanks and flying machines. Nothing really fancy I know about.

Well, he would, if he could invent something anew, starting with modern tech.
But yeah, that's not the OP.

[D_Lord]

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I found it, can Nikola do this?

[Nerd-o-rama]

If you squint really hard, this is the plot of the Command & Conquer: Red Alert series.

[Grif]

If you squint really hard, this is the plot of the Command & Conquer: Red Alert series.

Very much so. Although Tesla himself was co-opted by the Soviets.

[Nerd-o-rama]

Very much so. Although Tesla himself was co-opted by the Soviets.

And Einstein was himself co-opted by the capitalist imperialist pigs.

I mean uh, all hail Comrade Yuri.

I mean uh...hot dogs?

[Grif]

And Einstein was himself co-opted by the capitalist imperialist pigs.

I mean uh, all hail Comrade Yuri.

I mean uh...hot dogs?

How could you forget the great & most american apple pies! Freedom, liberty, apple pies! In that order.

[Radar]

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I found it, can Nikola do this?

Heh, I once seen the whole comics this came from.

Still... Hail to the King! (note, that two of those are real photos)

[Fan]

I wouldn't count on that.

Someone earlier mentioned Tesla has his son, Dr. Atomic Robo Tesla.

They didn't mention that Robo employs one Jenkins, former Majestic 12 operative, and one of the deadliest individuals in serialized fiction.

His performance against Lovecraftian entities is impressive.

Fighting vampires, he's terrifying.

Against humans, well, it's just unfair.

You disappoint me by taking that statement seriously.

[ThirdEmperor]

Both of them lose to Thomas Edison, who ruins them both first by a smear campaign, and then proceeds to beat them with their own technology, since he decided to steal it.

Well, if other scientists are allowed to compete, and all have complete control of their own creations... Sir Isaac Newton turns off gravity for everyone but him, and they all go flying out of earth's atmosphere and implode in space.

[Eldan]

Well, if other scientists are allowed to compete, and all have complete control of their own creations... Sir Isaac Newton turns off gravity for everyone but him, and they all go flying out of earth's atmosphere and implode in space.

Eh. Newton didn't invent anything.

Oppenheimer, though...

"I have become Death, Destroyer of Tesla."

[BlackDragonKing]

A draw. Einstein never believed in violence, and Tesla was such a meritocrat he thought only the brightest and most successful people should be parents (his sad life meant he excluded himself from this list) and recognizing Einstein's genius, would no doubt consider it a terrible loss if the man was to come to harm by his science.

They then team up to defeat Thomas Edison before engaging in a timeline-spanning battle of wits with GLaDOS.

[Radar]

(...)
They then team up to defeat Thomas Edison before engaging in a timeline-spanning battle of wits with GLaDOS.

There's no Einstein in this one, but The Five Fists of Science looks similar enough.

[Serpentine]

Nikola Tesla:

The first true mad scientist

Wait... You think Tesla is the first true mad scientist?

[Eldan]

Most of those aren't properly mad. Archimedes gets points for inventing the first Death Ray, though.
However, there's Frederick the second.

[Serpentine]

Archimedes made "mad scientist" inventions, as did da Vinci, Erasmus was an inspiration for Frankenstein, and Pythagoras was mental. Yeah, they were all mad scientists.