Crack Pairings Matchup Table

[TheBibliophile]

Ye gods. Zanaril, I hope you don't mind, but since I like Water Smurf's story more than anything else in the world at the moment, I'm officially changing my banner alliegance.

What I mean is, could you give me the code for the V x Reddy banner?

Also, how do people put these things in their sigs without anyone giving them the code?

@V Thank you muchly. Right-clicking ain't gonna work though, I'm an Apple man.

[Lira]

Also, how do people put these things in their sigs without anyone giving them the code?

Right-click on the image, go to properties, copy the location and add [img] tags, or simply quote Zanaril's post to see the code. Then you add the linking tags and you're done:
[URL="http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=111631"][img]http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii21/Zanaril/OOTSart/bannervxrc.png[/img][/URL]

[Zanaril]

Ye gods. Zanaril, I hope you don't mind, but since I like Water Smurf's story more than anything else in the world at the moment, I'm officially changing my banner alliegance.

I don't mind at all. I almost decided to changed mine too.

[Funky Goose]

I saw this and couldnt help myself from doing one, and, as pictures speak a thousend words, i give you this, a new banner thing!!! Only my 2nd OOTS cartoon thing, i think its pretty good


Yeah

[Dark Faun]

Is he... is he copping a feel?

[Zanaril]

...I think so.

Btw, it's slightly too big; maximum size for signatures is 468x120.

Don't want to have the mods swoop down on you over that extra 1 pixel.

[Funky Goose]

Oh Noes the Mods!!!
Fixed it anyways, have fun

[The Dark Fiddler]

I'd say it's definitly a development for their relationship that Blackwing is now more permanently visible.

And yeah, it's a quite positive development.

Well, I know what pairing I'm thinking of now.

[Cracklord]

Just put a polymorph in there.

[Saeyan]

About the crying Kyrie picture, I like it, but it's not very androgynous... unless male elves like wearing lipstick.

Maybe Kyrie is in drag because he broke down following V's absence. Nah, I just can't draw guys. I'm trying to work on it though.

Just put a polymorph in there.

No, actually, I think it could seriously work.

[Elan's Modron]

Modron / Slaad

PART ONE:
The Lady of Pain had taken time out from her busy schedule of floating around Sigil's endlessly looped streets to chill in her crib. Now, she was lounging on a divan in her "Let me slip into something more comfortable" attire: - a very feminine peignoir composed entirely of cleavers and boning knives. In one slender, steel-colored hand she gently swirled the contents of a crystal snifter: a potent cocktail of magnesium and distilled sibling rivalry, 80% proof. After all, tonight was quite a special occasion.

She watched as tonight's 'guests' goggled horrified at each other, from the farthest reaches of her canopied bed. A modron and a slaad. Here on the Outer Planes, where beliefs shaped reality, it was the ultimate crack pairing...


PART TWO:
LAW
The Square Root of 8 to the 10th computed the findings from its sense-data 2000x per sec. Still, the various algorithms kept coming back with the incomprehensible result of "not-Primus-derived." Which was clearly an error. Though the Square Root of 8 to the 10th was a modron, a race of pure Law, it was NOT infallible. Only Primus, the One and the Prime, was all-knowing and error-free. So what hope did a lowly quadrone have when confront with the stinking, green, "not-Primus-derived" ...suchness hovering on the other side of the bed?


CHAOS
Fork fine rage bag! Curdled! Shelved! Belledly liberationized. Shunk harpoons. Nipple! Font! Anti-ripple-cloud-dungheave

[Zanaril]

No, actually, I think it could seriously work.

Polymorph into what, though?

[Taekwondodo]

@ The Tygre do you mind if I steal Therkla/Julio Scoundrel; aliens made them do it? Feels like a halfway decent pairing (and I would like to do a hetero one).

[Delorges]

Well, I know what pairing I'm thinking of now.

That's not what I meant! But... now that you mention it I see it too.

[Funky Goose]

Another New Banner thing!



Enjoy!

[The Dark Fiddler]

Just put a polymorph in there.

Psh, they don't need no polymorph!

[Zanaril]

Psh, they don't need no polymorph!

You've obviously never tried kissing anyone when you have a beak.


Neither have I, but I don't think it would work. There's also the problem of the size difference.

But you're welcome to write a fanfic demonstrating otherwise.

[Delorges]

You've obviously never tried kissing anyone when you have a beak.


Neither have I, but I don't think it would work. There's also the problem of the size difference.

But you're welcome to write a fanfic demonstrating otherwise.

Yes, write it Dark Fiddler! VxBW sounds like it'd be fun to read.
...I would write it myself but I've got some other pairing in the back of my mind that needs my attention. *hurries off to work on it*

[The Dark Fiddler]

You've obviously never tried kissing anyone when you have a beak.


Neither have I, but I don't think it would work. There's also the problem of the size difference.

But you're welcome to write a fanfic demonstrating otherwise.

Unrequited love takes care of that fairly well.

I'd love to, but I still have 2 books to read for school (starts in a week!). Technically, I shouldn't even be online right now.

Maybe after I finish them.

(If The Hobbit wasn't so boring, I'd be done by now. )

[Saeyan]

If The Hobbit wasn't so boring, I'd be done by now.

You get to read that for school? You lucky thing.

Actually, just to check: Polymorph just means shapeshifting, right? So if BW polymorphed it would just be the bird taking on a different form, but still with bird instincts and all?

[Dark Faun]

From what I heard, if one stays in a polymorphed form for a long while, their intellect changes to match that of whatever one polymorphed into. So, had V stayed a lizard longer, V would behave like a lizard now.

[Meg]

Hooray for bandwagons! Here's VxRC. Sorry for the low quality, my scanner is of questionable caliber. Also, just for future reference, avoid drawing crack fanart on the back of your mother's grocery list, even if you wind up transferring it to something else. Enjoy!

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Critiques welcome!

[Kaytara]

From what I heard, if one stays in a polymorphed form for a long while, their intellect changes to match that of whatever one polymorphed into. So, had V stayed a lizard longer, V would behave like a lizard now.

...

This puts Blackwing's presumed reasons for chasing Lizard!V in a whole new light.

Also...

She [Crystal]'s actually a Lawful Good Rogue/Paladin/Avenger. And in love with Haley. And it totally makes sense

Well?

EDIT: Cheesmuncher, you're a god. :)

[Zanaril]

From what I heard, if one stays in a polymorphed form for a long while, their intellect changes to match that of whatever one polymorphed into. So, had V stayed a lizard longer, V would behave like a lizard now.

I'm amazed no one brought this up with the familicide debate. "V was only acting Evil because s/he'd recently shapeshifted into a dragon" isn't as crazy as some of the other things peope have said.

This puts Blackwing's presumed reasons for chasing Lizard!V in a whole new light.

Blackwing x lizard!V

Now that I just have to try writing.

[Dark Faun]

...

This puts Blackwing's presumed reasons for chasing Lizard!V in a whole new light.

The relationship between Vaarsuvius and Blackwing is a tragic tale of unresolved sexual tension.

(So was the relationship between V and Miko.)

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It's nice, but you covered Redcloak's left eye, not the right one.

[Zanaril]

Lizard rhymes with wizard.

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"Begone you infernal avian! Shoo!" The purple lizard's legs scuttled as fast as they could, but even then the raven's claws scraped across its back as the bird pulled out of a dive. Vaarsuvius rolled out of the way to avoid the next attack, but at the third attempt Blackwing caught the little lizard in his claws, then flew up high into the air. Vaarsuvius twisted in an attempt to scratch the familiar with it's own claws, and with a caw the raven let go, leaving the lizard to plummet down towards the trees.

"Feather Fall." Vaarsuvius landed lightly on a thin branch and looked around for a moment, trying to get its bearings. Then it scrabbled along the branch towards the tree trunk, paused, and jumped down onto a branch a few feet below, tiny claws digging into the bark. V leapt to the next branch, but misjudged the distance and only caught it with its front claws. Panicking, the lizard scrabbled againt the branch with its back feet for few seconds, then stopped to catch it's breath, hanging precariously above the forest floor.

Vaarsuvius was trying to work out whether a fall from that height would be fatal when there was a rustling of wings from above.

"Oh no."

Blackwing landed on the branch next to the struggling wizard, then with surprising care reached out a claw and took hold of its struggling body, pulling it fully onto the branch. Pinning the lizard to the branch with one foot, he tilted his head, beady eyes observing the reptile.

"Er, thank you? You can let me go now. Let me go now please. Please? Wait, what are you doing?!"

The raven had moved closer and was rubbing the side of his head againt the lizard, eyes closed. He then started gently pecking the plume on the lizard's back, cawing softly.

"Help!"

[Meg]

Thanks guys. Sorry about the eye thing. Alas.

[Kaytara]

Couldn't you just mirror it? ;)

Zanaril, that was surreal. And hilarious. Minor grammar Nazi gripe: you keep writing "leap" when it should be "leaped" and "it's" when it should be "its", as in the possessive. (Its claws, its beak, etc.)

Other than that, wonderful. XD

I'm now requesting a Blackwing x Lizard!V banner. :) Please? Pretty please?

[The Tygre]

Ooh, surprisingly good one here;

Crystal/Dragon's Hoard

Celia/Therkla

Xykon's zombie dragon head/Bandit King

Julia Greenhilt/Jephton/Haetra/Ganneron

Teevo/The IFCC/Durkon while under the effects of Thor's might/All of the Demon Roaches at once

Lord Shojo/Zzz'Dtri

Ancient Black Dragon/Therkla

The chimera/Roy's Archon

Celia/Female chimera

Thog/Tsukiko

Monster in the Dark/Ancient Black Dragon/The oracle

Heh. Didn't know 'playa' was a monstrous subtype.

[Meg]

Couldn't you just mirror it? ;)

You overestimate my computer skills. But yeah, that'd work.