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2010-01-21, 03:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
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2010-01-21, 03:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
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FAQ is not RAW!Avatar by the incredible CrimsonAngel.
Saph:It's surprising how many problems can be solved by one druid spell combined with enough aggression.
I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.
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2010-01-21, 03:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
*Spits acid at Sstoopidtallkid*
No quoting Naruto!
*Noms plot bunnies*
Come on, gimme some ideas!
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2010-01-21, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
...good point. We are all crazy (in our own ways).
Hey, leave the plot bunnies alone.
*sends the plot bunnies to Water-Smurf*
O, and I know just what to give to Coffee.
*sends plot kittens to CoffeeIncluded* (since I know you LOVE kittens)Your local Cleric.
Cleric of the Murphy's Law Thread
(yes, that is possible)
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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2010-01-21, 03:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-01-21 at 03:44 PM.
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2010-01-21, 03:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
*Sends my own kitten to Coffee*
His name is Killer.
Try to teach him some manners okay?
*Killer starts tearing down the house*
And that is why he's called Killer
But seriously, idea draught.
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2010-01-21, 03:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
When in doubt, turn to the pairing generator.
I mean, first roll and I get:
Miko + Mr Scruffy
Drunkenness
Rolling binge, here I come:
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Elan + Lord Kubota
Unrequited love + Police/military uniform + American high school setting
Durkon while under the effects of Thor's might + Julia Greenhilt
Pregnancy (use male pregnancy if needed)
The Guy with a halberd + Monster in the Dark
True love
Lord Kubota + The IFCC
American high school setting
Shadowdancer + Bandit King
Pink frills and white lace + In the afterlife
Hieronymus Grubwiggler + Hieronymus Grubwiggler
Love/hate relationship + Adultery + Everyone is a furry version of themselves
Belkar + The chimera
Pregnancy (use male pregnancy if needed)
Inkyrius + Ancient Black Dragon
Love/hate relationship (wow, I actually rolled that? Maybe it's a sign I need to do some more Inky angst )
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2010-01-21, 03:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Hey guys, thanks for the kittens! And one of them is:
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0580.html
Just how did Grubwiggler get that 5-star protection?
Two things:
1. Three essays, three midterms, and a Latin test all tomorrow/Monday/Tuesday.
2. ...I am never negatively mentioning Haley's inability to tell Elan how she felt about him again. EVER.My webcomic!
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Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-21, 03:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-21, 03:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2010-01-21, 03:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
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FAQ is not RAW!Avatar by the incredible CrimsonAngel.
Saph:It's surprising how many problems can be solved by one druid spell combined with enough aggression.
I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.
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2010-01-21, 03:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
OOC Map
Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-21, 04:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Heh, good for you Coffee.
Now excuse me while i torture Thog
Hmm, due to multi-tasking this is gonna take longer than i thought.
And where did everyone go?Last edited by Closak; 2010-01-21 at 04:17 PM.
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2010-01-21, 04:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
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2010-01-21, 04:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Water-Smurf: Nice ending.
Serge: Still classy.
Coffee Good for you.Last edited by The Odor; 2010-01-21 at 04:27 PM.
Evil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
My avatarsSpoilerThanks To Dashwood for Spider avatar.
Thanks To Mr Saturn for Goth Man avatar.
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2010-01-21, 04:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
OOC Map
Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-21, 05:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Coffee: Good job!
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2010-01-21, 05:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Thank you!
Now I just have to wait for his reaction.
He said he likes me, but he's not 100% sure if he likes me, at least enough for us to upgrade our relationship. Similar to me, he doesn't act on a big decision until he's fully sure of it.
But oh man, how could saying, "I like you. No, I mean I like you," be so hard to say?!My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-21, 05:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Watersmurf, I don't think I have ever contradicted you, or not liked one of your stories, but that was f*cked-up.
(I hope this doesn't sound like an insult. I'm not trying to say I don't like it or the writing isn't very good, it was just really weird. REALLY weird.)
EDIT: I just read what had occurred on the top posts. Good show CoffeeIncluded!Last edited by Lawyergoblin; 2010-01-21 at 05:50 PM.
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2010-01-21, 05:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Trust me Coffee, I know how you feel, it only took me two months, but it get's harder as you go along, or at least it feels like that.
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2010-01-21, 05:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2010-01-21, 05:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
OOC Map
Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-21, 06:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
I'm sorry to do this to you, but it looks like you're going to have to make an account. My FF.net account is backlogged in regards to the story, so it would be too confusing to have it there, and I can't think of anywhere else to put it.
You expected her to rape her own father?
Thanks. I was trying to think of something that people wouldn't expect. And something that would suit Deirdre's purposes.
What was left of Tia begging Redcloak was sad, I almost teared up!
*does a little cha-cha* Go Coffee!
Don't worry. You're not obligated to agree with me or like my stories.
And I may not be able to write a lot anymore. I just got a warning from Roland about linking my last story and I'm a little nervous about posting anything. Considering the environment I grew up in, I really have no idea what counts as 'family friendly' or 'PG-13.' I'd probably screw up and get ban-hammered.
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2010-01-21, 06:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Coffee: Hey, but whatever may happen, do NOT leave this thread as a result!
We will find you and drag you back!Last edited by Devixer; 2010-01-21 at 06:07 PM.
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2010-01-21, 06:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-01-21 at 06:08 PM.
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-21, 06:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
In my observations, Coffee, the biggest detriments to being on the internet are being in a serious relationship and being rejected by someone who you wanted to be in a serious relationship with.
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2010-01-21, 06:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
OOC Map
Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-01-21, 06:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Oddly enough, I did catch onto what she was planning before she made it clear. Sometime between '"My name's Deirdre, you know," she said, smiling.' and her smashing the glass in his face. *shudder*
And I may not be able to write a lot anymore. I just got a warning from Roland about linking my last story and I'm a little nervous about posting anything. Considering the environment I grew up in, I really have no idea what counts as 'family friendly' or 'PG-13.' I'd probably screw up and get ban-hammered.
It could just be that we're under particularly close scrutiny at present.
Can't you just post any new stories on DeviantArt and mention you've posted them?
Don't stop writing (please!), but equally don't feel you have to rein it in to concede to the rules just so you can post here. I think it's gotten to the point where enough people like your stories that they'd look out for them somewhere off-site.
The cliffhangers you've got us hooked on currently are sufficient alone...Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-01-21 at 06:40 PM.
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2010-01-21, 06:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Okay I've just got to try this.
Here's my first roll... Gender-Switched Shadowdancer/Mr. Scruffy. Everyone is a furry version of themselves.
SpoilerIt was after the assassination attempt on the King of Nowhere had gone horribly wrong. The Shadowdancer had been separated from his partner in the confusion and had been for hours. Risking a return to the destroyed inn to see if he was there, something caught his eye. It was a belt, one he recognized. That female warrior who had so effortlessly defeated them had been wearing it. Perhaps... he could gain some of her power?
Once he put it on however, he didn't notice any difference at first. Maybe it wasn't even magical. In another moment however, his chest became distinctly heavier and he suddenly realized he was... missing something.
Crap.
Well, at this point his ring of disguise would just be redundant. He, or rather she, slipped it off and pocketed it, revealing that she was in fact a cat-girl.
There was no time to look for some sort of way to remove the curse. She had to move on to her next mission - the assassination of Lord Shojo of Azure city.
Weeks later she arrived at her destination. Though she had finally re-united with her partner, they had soon parted ways on sour terms since the horny dwarf wouldn't stop trying to get her in bed with him. She crept into the palace, easily sneaking past the guards and paladins, none of whom had spot or listen as a class skill. Entering the near-empty throne room, she spied her target, and... something on his lap.
The scruffy white cat awoke, and their eyes met and locked. She felt something grow hot in her loins. All reason fled from her mind as she realized that she had found the one she had been searching for her entire life.
Amidst the screeches and yowls of passion, Lord Shojo awake.
"Damnit Mr. Scruffy! I told you not to have one night stands in the throne room!"
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2010-01-21, 06:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
You could always ask a mod if they'd be okay with proof-reading to make sure anything you post is ok.
I can't tell what's family friendly either, so you aren't alone, at least. I don't even have my environment to blame it on.
Also, you could always write and upload it on DA, but not link. It wouldn't really be the same, and everybody interested would need to sign up to DA and watch you (or at least check regularly) but you could still write, then. (Don't get me wrong, if you're thinking that it's best you don't write anymore, don't write. If that's the case, then only use my suggestion for when you have plot-bunnies you can't just kill. I'm suggesting this assuming you still want to write. Don't want to make you do anything you don't want to. (But it'd be a shame to lose your writing...))
Unless you can only talk to the person you're with over the internet... like the only girlfriends I've ever had. =/Last edited by The Dark Fiddler; 2010-01-21 at 06:22 PM.
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.