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2009-02-10, 04:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
I find it kinda funny I find it kinda sad.
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2009-02-10, 04:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
I think that's been posted in the "dice questions" thread before. It's awesome partly because it's ancient, and partly because it's huge.
Eberron Red Hand of Doom Campaign Journal. NOW COMPLETE!
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"I dunno, you just gave me the image of a nerd flying slow motion over a coffee table towards another nerd, dual wielding massive books. It was awesome." -- Marriclay
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2009-02-10, 05:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
I thought this was going to be another "Dave Arneson is cooler" thread. I was pleasantly surprised. That's great.
Current Games:
SpoilerGMing The Lotus Blossoms! [Exalted 3E] (OOC)
Playing Waldaharjaz in The Convergence of Sky [Exalted 3E]
Playing Rivers in Welcome to Thorns [Exalted 3E]
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2009-02-10, 05:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
Is there nothing new under the sun?
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2009-02-10, 05:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-02-10, 05:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
Okay; so Caesar crosses the Rubicon. Pompey; roll for Initiative.
And thus it was revealed that Plutarch kept the best Campaign Journal of ALL TIME.Last edited by Rettu Skcollob; 2009-02-10 at 05:20 AM.
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2009-02-10, 05:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-02-10, 05:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-02-10, 05:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
Thanks for that.
I like to think that this is how ancient mythology came about. Archeologists found Homer's Illiad campaign notes and decided that's the way people actually thought it happened. All those statues? Really big gaming miniatures.
Someday future scientists will uncover some of my character sheets, and generations will be taught that the 21st century's greatest hero was a halfling named Nobby and that we worshiped the great god Olidamarra.How to Play Rogues Properly:
SpoilerLike this:
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2009-02-10, 05:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
Knowledge, logic, reason, and common sense serve better than a dozen rule books.
E. G. Gygax
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Treegrappler of the Durkon fanclub
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2009-02-10, 06:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
Of course they called it "Cavemen and Sabertoothed Tigers" back then. d20 Modern was a lot less developed (too many arguments about whether a gladius was more like a Branch With Rock Attached or a Really Sharp Rock). Newer editions were derided as being too "Egyptian hieroglyph" in tone and feel.
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2009-02-10, 06:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
Originally Posted by Alabenson
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2009-02-10, 06:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
Edition Wars and Nerd Rage destroyed Rome.
Ceasar died because he was a crappy DM.
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2009-02-10, 06:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
I've heard Pyrrhus's parties usually defeated the BBEG, but only after a near-TPK...
Current Games:
SpoilerGMing The Lotus Blossoms! [Exalted 3E] (OOC)
Playing Waldaharjaz in The Convergence of Sky [Exalted 3E]
Playing Rivers in Welcome to Thorns [Exalted 3E]
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2009-02-10, 06:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
I wonder what gaming rules they used with that thing. It would be pretty cool if those were discovered too.
3rd Edition vs 4th Edition? Move over, this will be the real edition war!
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2009-02-10, 08:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-02-10, 08:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
Somewhere in Jerusalem, a famous Rogue rolled a one on his Bluff check.
Homebrew Magic Items you might enjoy:
Coins Tokens of Fortune
Extra Spicy Peppers
Also, its time to think about Yeth Hounds in a whole new way
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2009-02-10, 08:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
For the last time, it stands for Shadow of Darkness!
Thankin' Nevitan fer me babytar!
Kasaad Shadowweb-Chitine Paladin of Freedom (now a clickable link!).
Genderbender week comin' up! SoDess by Bisected8 *applause*
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2009-02-10, 08:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
Snopes article. Kaihaku's making a joke based on a misquote of something Al Gore said once during an interview.
Of course, by the time I finish this post, it will already be obsolete. C'est la vie.
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2009-02-10, 08:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
Last edited by Morty; 2009-02-10 at 08:28 AM.
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2009-02-10, 08:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
Then there was Alexander - he gave his DM fits. Every time he had crafted some brilliant puzzle or RP opportunity, Alex just went all hack and slash. The DM really should have stepped in after the Gordium incident, but it was another ten years before he pulled the "mosquitos attack, everybody dies" routine.
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2009-02-10, 08:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
that's awesome.
Though, *insert witty comment that makes everyone laugh, here*
(what? I'm barely through my first coffee this morning.)Last edited by Aoric; 2009-02-10 at 08:37 AM.
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2009-02-10, 09:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
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2009-02-10, 10:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
Gilgamesh was great character, played by a great man, it was unfortunate that Enkidu died and his player stormed out in anger, unwilling to make a new character, thus Gilgamesh and his player had to face the rest of the campaign alone
and Odysseus was one the best roleplayers there was; he was really that good.
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2009-02-10, 10:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
Genghis Khan figured out an exploit in the mounted combat rules that nobody has been able to match since.
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2009-02-10, 10:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
I don't make the crazy rules, I just twist them to my purpose
"...the Perilious Path of Crushing Doom"
" Please, tell me it is actually filled with cute, fuzzy bunnies and they just named it that to be ironic."
Note to Self:
If you ever happen to doubt the Giant again remember the "Ghost-martyrs of the Sapphire guard
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2009-02-10, 11:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
Ceasar saves. The rest of you take damage.
Alternatively :
DM : Alright, my lord Ceasar, you were killed by the rolling spi...
C : No, I wasn't.
DM: Well... see, look. You were standing here, and the rock ran you over.
C : I'm fairly sure that didn't happen.
DM: I'm telling yo... *guards* .... that it didn't happen.
C : Righto. Brutus, you got my back, right?
Alternative Alternate :
DM : HA, ahah hah hahahh...
Ceasar : I keep rolling Ares! I want Aphroditie already...
DM : Alright so... *rolls* You have to fight three angry gladiators to the death, because you tried to have them killed in the arena, with lions.
Ceasar : Arena... Pah.Last edited by MorhgorRB; 2009-02-10 at 11:07 AM.
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2009-02-10, 11:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
No, no. Caesar was stabbed to death by a group of senators armed with daggers who had him surrounded and flanked. All this illustrates is that numbers and terrain can make an otherwise trivial encounter lethal, and that all politicians have at least a little thief and liar in them.
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2009-02-10, 11:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
Brutus comes into the room and sees Caeser pinned by Casca.
"Help me Brutus!" Cried Caeser.
"No! He is too dangerous to be left alive!" Replied Casca.
And Caeser was thrust from the window of the forum with a violent 3rd level lightning bolt and fell to his death.Avatar generously created by ukuleleninja
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2009-02-10, 11:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Gygax would like you to think he made D&D. . .
Repost from This Thread
Julius Cesar, as a DnD session
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The session is winding down for now, J.C's min-maxed character ended the adventure early so they groups just killing time for now.
DM: Alright, you guys return to Rome where Cesar is hailed as a hero.
Marc Antony: Well done dude
M.A and J.C. high-five.
Cassius: Oh, I didn't know HERO meant MUNCHKIN.
Cesar: Chill out, I'm just creatively interpreting the rules.
Cassius: I'll creatively interpret YOUR RULES.
Antony: YOUR MOM CREATIVELY INTERPRETS RULES.
Brutus: can you guys stop bickering, carry on Will.
DM: Alright, so Cesar is hailed as a hero.
Antony: I'll offer him a crown.
J.C.: Thanks but no dude, Ive already got something in my head slot.
Antony: Come on, take it.
J.C: sorry, that would mess up my build.
Antony: dude, you deserve it.
J.C.: Once again, no, unless, hey will, what bonus would I get for accepting this thing.
DM: None, Antony isnt authorized to declare you king, accepting would be pointless, though the people might like you a little more if you refuse.
J.C: Yeah, I'm totally refusing, hey, look at the time, I gotta go.
Antony: You still giving me a ride?
J.C: Sure, come on.
Antony and Cesar leave
Cassius: J.C's a douche, we never get to do anything, his character just stomps on everything, we should see if Will will let us kill him.
Brutus: Sorry, I'm LG, I won't just stab him, it would be out of character.
Cassius: what if I forge a letter that makes it look like the people want him stabbed.
Brutus: That works.
Will: What are you two talking about?
Cassius: Hey, we wanna stab J.C next session.
Will: Okay, I guess, though I'm going to warn him.
The Next Session
DM: Hey Cesar, I forgot to mention, during the parade, a crazy old dude told you to beware
Will looks at the calender
DM: March Fifteenth.
J.C: Whatever, so what happens next.
DM: When you wake up in the morning, you hear that you are to be summoned to the senate house, your wife tells you not to go.
J.C: I ignore her and go.
DM: Along the way you see the old man again, he sa-
J.C: Whatever, I go to the senate house and see what they want.
DM: You see the assembled senators and other noteworthies of Rome., including Brutus, Cassius, and Ant-
Antony: Hey, I'm gonna get a soda, be right back.
DM: Okay, Antony's wandered off somewhere.
J.C: Okay, what do they want.
Cassius: I sidle up behind J.C and sneak attack him
J.C: DUDE, WTF
DM: Alright, you and your fellow conspirators begin attacking Cesar, roll for initiative
Initiative is rolled for, and Cesar, being out of his rules exploiting magic items and in ceremonial dress, goes last. Each turn he gets stabbed, until he is at 1 hit point.
DM: Brutus, it's your turn.
J.C: YES!, help me out here big B.
Brutus: I stab Cesar.
J.C: SONOFA-
Antony returns with a mountain dew
Antony: What did I miss
DM: They just killed J.C
Antony: Dude, that's bull.
J.C: That's what I'm saying.
Cassius: It's better then your f****** Min-Maxing.
Antony: So, can I speak at the funeral or somthing.
Brutus: sure, but you can't blame us.
Antony: Okay
Antony makes a bluff check.
J.C.: Hey, I'm going to make a new character
J.C goes off into another room to check his rulebooks.
DM: Alright, it's the funeral, brutus, make a perform: Oratory check to get the crowd to agree with you.
Brutus: 16
DM: alright, that works, Antony, it's your turn on the podium.
Antony: Alright, I get the crowd angry at Brutus and Cassius
Antony rolls
Antony: Sweet, Natural 20!
DM: Alright, the crowd gets angry and wants to kill Brutus and Cassius, what do you do.
Brutus and Cassius: WE GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!
J.C: Alright, I'm back with a new character.
Cassius: You mean Munchkin.
DM: Alright, lets see, Octavius is it.
J.C: Yup.
DM: Alright Octavius, you enter Rome just after Brutus and Cassius leave.
Antony: Alright, lets kick some traitor ass.
Act II
They broke out Heroes of Battle and have been fighting for a few sessions now when Will (the DM) decides to end the campaign.
DM: Alright, you decide to make your stand at Philipi
Brutus: We do? let me see the map.
DM: If you don't I just use this same map for whatever place you DO pick, I spent an hour on this thing.
Brutus: Okay, we meet at Philipi, lets get this started.
O.C: Hey, can I have the ghost of my previous character appear?
DM: Sure
O.C: Alright, I have him appear in Brutus's bedtent and attack!
DM: You can't attack, just deliver a message or something.
O.C: Okay, Brutus, you're going down.
DM: Alright, let's do this.
The battle rages, Antony has leveled up a few times and had Octavius help him out, so due to their munchkinery, Octavius and Antony start winning pretty heavily.
Cassius: Screw this, I quit, I have my slave stab me.
Brutus: Yeah, this is bull, I run on my own sword.
DM: Alright, looks like you two win.
Antony and Octavius: Hell yeah! Alright, so, what do you want to do now?
DM: Well, I've got another campaign idea you could roll characters for. It's about Scottish Noblemen.
Cassius: Provided JC promises not to min-max again, it sounds like fun.
J.C.: Sure, sure, I'll go Core for this one.
Antony: Me too, hey, my girlfriend wants to try playing, think she could join the next campaign.
DM: Sure.
Next up (maybe),
The Scottish Session, or DR 50/ Man not of Women Born