Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion

[Asta Kask]

OK, let's discuss Zanaril's ascent/descent into motherhood in The Other Place.

Are people working on any pairings? I'm still mulling over Redcloak/Haley, but I think I should be able to produce something by the end of the week.

[Zanaril]

Are people working on any pairings? I'm still mulling over Redcloak/Haley, but I think I should be able to produce something by the end of the week.

I'm jotting down ideas for V/Aandy.

How do Silent/Stilled spells work?

[Asta Kask]

I'm jotting down ideas for V/Aandy.

How do Silent/Stilled spells work?

Silent spells are just that - no verbal components, +1 to spell level. You can cast them while gagged, underwater, etc.

Stilled spells have no somatic components, which means you can cast them while grappled, manacled to a bed, etc. +1 to spell level.

May the Gods watch over Aandy.

[Zanaril]

Silent spells are just that - no verbal components, +1 to spell level. You can cast them while gagged, underwater, etc.

Stilled spells have no somatic components, which means you can cast them while grappled, manacled to a bed, etc. +1 to spell level.

May the Gods watch over Aandy.

They don't take up any extra components? And you have to prepare them Silenced/Stilled?

[Asta Kask]

They don't take up any extra components? And you have to prepare them Silenced/Stilled?

No extra components, but as noted a 2nd level spell becomes a 3rd level Stilled or Silent spell. Or a 4th level Stilled and Silent spell.

Wizards have to prepare them Silenced/Stilled. Sorcerers do not, but casting them is a more involved process (goes from a move action to a fullr-ound action).

[CoffeeIncluded]

Silent spells are just that - no verbal components, +1 to spell level. You can cast them while gagged, underwater, etc.

Stilled spells have no somatic components, which means you can cast them while grappled, manacled to a bed, etc. +1 to spell level.

May the Gods watch over Aandy.

...Oh God.

[Zanaril]

...Oh God.

Don't listen to him. He's just jumping to conclusions.

[icastflare!]

Silent spells are just that - no verbal components, +1 to spell level. You can cast them while gagged, underwater, etc.

Stilled spells have no somatic components, which means you can cast them while grappled, manacled to a bed, etc. +1 to spell level.

May the Gods watch over Aandy.

my goodness Aandy, keep A magic mouth at your door and/or window.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Don't listen to him. He's just jumping to conclusions.

You forget that this is the crack pairings thread.

Uhm, did you like my story?

Has anyone ever done HaleyCrystal?

Uhm...Well, one, I think. A little while ago. Check the archives on the first page.

Coffeelicious? What would that entail?

[Asta Kask]

Don't listen to him. He's just jumping to conclusions.

I borrowed this ring from a psychopathic halfling specifically so I could clear large conclusions in a single leap. Are you telling me I shouldn't have bothered?

[Zanaril]

I borrowed this ring from a psychopathic halfling specifically so I could clear large conclusions in a single leap. Are you telling me I shouldn't have bothered?

I'll withhold judgement until you bring down that jar of cookies from the top shelf.

Back on topic, anyone got any suggestions for how V might try to flirt with Aandy?

[Symmys]

I'm far too impatient to wait until Saturday to post this.

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Dear Inkyrius,

Good idea or not, I've already sent the letter. I promise that I won't get you in trouble. If he does determine that I sent the letter and confronts me about it, I can always blame it on teenage impulsiveness. (I wonder if he would believe me?)
You ask what my parents would say? Have you forgotten everything that happened when they visited for my hundredth birthday? (I wish I had.) Inkyrius, my parents would say, "How good that little Suvie is finally learning about the joys of love!", then they would give me advice on how to write flirtatiously. It's exasperating sometimes. I mean, they are supposed to be role models for me, not the other way around! They act so irresponsible about so many things. I feel uncomfortable just thinking about some of the things they do in front of me.
I have heard that normal parents are quite insistent that their children not perform, ah, physical displays of affection on a whim. How I envy those with normal parents.

Your Friend,
Vaarsuvius
P. S. I am truly sorry about the incident with the cheesecake. Just so you know, Aarindarius lectured me until my ears ached and I wasn't allowed near the kitchen for several months afterwards.

It feels kind of incomplete. What do you guys think?

[Draconi Redfir]

AHA! i know what they did with the cheesecake.


they thought the cheesecake was too boreing, so in an effort to spice things up, they combined their powers in bakeing and magic, and made a cheesecake GOLEM! it was only a foot high, but the damage it caused was unfathomable. some suspected it may have been a fruitcake golem in discuise.

[Zanaril]

It feels kind of incomplete. What do you guys think?

Maybe could do with being slightly more ranting? I think V would have more to say when complaining about her parents.

[Symmys]

Maybe could do with being slightly more ranting? I think V would have more to say when complaining about her parents.

Ah, that would work. I'll just edit in a rant before anyone else notices... >_>

[Aaron]

Silent spells are just that - no verbal components, +1 to spell level. You can cast them while gagged, underwater, etc.

Stilled spells have no somatic components, which means you can cast them while grappled, manacled to a bed, etc. +1 to spell level.

May the Gods watch over Aandy.

I'll join Coffee and icaseflare in saying, "...Oh God."

AHA! i know what they did with the cheesecake.


they thought the cheesecake was too boreing, so in an effort to spice things up, they combined their powers in bakeing and magic, and made a cheesecake GOLEM! it was only a foot high, but the damage it caused was unfathomable. some suspected it may have been a fruitcake golem in discuise.

Awesome! ...Now you've made me suddenly hungry.

[Asta Kask]

I'm far too impatient to wait until Saturday to post this.

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It feels kind of incomplete. What do you guys think?

I like it. Sorry I can't help you much, but my parents were fairly cool so I never had much to complain about.

And we all know that it is unwise to let V into the kitchen.

I'll withhold judgement until you bring down that jar of cookies from the top shelf.

Back on topic, anyone got any suggestions for how V might try to flirt with Aandy?

SALMON LEAP!!!

Cookies are the best way to still a queasy stomach. Not many people know that.

V is very shy and very socially inept. She might blurt it out and then cover her face in shame? I don't think we'll see anything elaborate, á la "cover the floor with rose petals and drape herself naked across his bed."

[Zanaril]

I'll join Coffee and icaseflare in saying, "...Oh God."

...I'll keep this in mind for later.

[icastflare!]

asta your link is broken

[CoffeeIncluded]

V is very shy and very socially inept. She might blurt it out and then cover her face in shame? I don't think we'll see anything elaborate, á la "cover the floor with rose petals and drape herself naked across his bed."

Who would do that in the comic?

And you never said what Coffeelicious would entail.

[Zanaril]

And you never said what Coffeelicious would entail.

Covering the floor with rose petals and draping oneself naked across the bed.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Covering the floor with rose petals and draping oneself naked across the bed.

No, that would probably be Janine's, ah, "trademark".

What about Zanaritude?

[Asta Kask]

Who would do that in the comic?

I have a friend to whom it happened, actually. She said it was... interesting.

And you never said what Coffeelicious would entail.

I hoped someone else would weigh in... Water-Smurf has a very characteristic style, so it's easy to think of something for her.

Twisted, like seeing the world through a kaleidoscope? Something like that.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I have a friend to whom it happened, actually. She said it was... interesting.



I hoped someone else would weigh in... Water-Smurf has a very characteristic style, so it's easy to think of something for her.

Twisted, like seeing the world through a caleidoscope? Something like that.

*Grabs popcorn*

Note that this WILL have a useful application for doing my crack pairings. How can you NOT do the reaction to that, or even not pass up something hilarious like that in a future crack pairing?

(Oh, and you spell kaleidoscope with a K.)

[Zanaril]

What about Zanaritude?

That's where you lock two people in a room then watch through the keyhole.

[icastflare!]

here is my quick continuation of coffee's story

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Sabine was near the shower room. What was talking Nale so long in the shower? Surely he couldn’t be using it just to bath. Besides, she needed to wash up, and he was using all the hot water. And if he was still showering, she could “join in”.

Sabine walked into the shower room. Steam was all around and the air was humid, nothing special. She heard a commotion in the next room. She could hear moans and other sounds. What in the 9 hells was happening over there. She ran into the room, with the intent to find out this mystery.

Sabine was shocked at what she saw Nale and some elf doing. “It is not what it looks like sweetie!” Nale shouted, trying to explain this situation. “It was for science, to figure out the gender!” “Well then what was it? “ Sabine said, also curious. Those elves are mysteries even she doesn’t fully know. “We’ll let’s find out together.” With that she jumped into the fray.

there ya go

[Closak]

*Takes out giant key and seals keyhole*

...Wait...wrong type of keyhole...

Hrmmm, i may get something more up later this week, i have a couple of ideas.


"Silly organic"
"Stupid machine"
"Illogical organic"
"Tin Can"

[Asta Kask]

here is my quick continuation of coffee's story

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Sabine was near the shower room. What was talking Nale so long in the shower? Surely he couldn’t be using it just to bath. Besides, she needed to wash up, and he was using all the hot water. And if he was still showering, she could “join in”.

Sabine walked into the shower room. Steam was all around and the air was humid, nothing special. She heard a commotion in the next room. She could hear moans and other sounds. What in the 9 hells was happening over there. She ran into the room, with the intent to find out this mystery.

Sabine was shocked at what she saw Nale and some elf doing. “It is not what it looks like sweetie!” Nale shouted, trying to explain this situation. “It was for science, to figure out the gender!” “Well then what was it? “ Sabine said, also curious. Those elves are mysteries even she doesn’t fully know. “We’ll let’s find out together.” With that she jumped into the fray.

there ya go

*laughs*

Poor V. She won't have any levels left. But she'll probably think it was totally worth it.

No, that would probably be Janine's, ah, "trademark".

Speaking of which... *gerbil eyes*

[icastflare!]

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Speaking of which... *gerbil eyes*

I want a trademark.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Speaking of which... *gerbil eyes*

...I don't get it.

And you never told the story! Please? It'll be good inspiration.

Nice continuation, Icastflare.