GiP Regulars as Wondrous Items

[Snowbluff]

I always preferred to think of Scáthach as a Swordsage or Warblade.

I get a Warblade vibe, from what I've seen.

[IZ42]

-Snip-

100% this. Monks are one of the most awesome classes in terms of fluff for me, but sadly don't live up to people's expectations in crunch.

[Socratov]

Socratov's Stein of Poetry
Price: 8,000 GP
Body Slot: - (held)
Caster Level: 5th.
Aura: Weak; DC 18 Enchantment.
Activation: Standard (manipulation)
Weight: 1-1/2 lb.

This metal beer stein is engraved with runes about its lip, a small poem praising a god, or gods, of art and inspiration. When mead is drunk from it the stein grants its imbiber a competence bonus on Craft (Poetry) and Perform (Oratory) checks until the next midnight based upon the number of creatures to have drunk from it since the last midnight, reducing the bonus of all previous imbibers. The bonus for number of imbibers is listed on the table below.

Imbibers	Bonus
1	+6
2	+4
3	+3
4-5	+2
6-10	+1

Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Glibness, creator must have 6 ranks of Craft (Poetry) and Perform (Oratory).
Cost to Create: 4,000 GP and 320 XP.

What item did you think I was talking about, LP?

Ooooh! That is truly shiny! (and also the way I usually craft any poetry I do: drunk. Can someone say in-game poetry slam?

[dysprosium]

Powder of Dysprosium
Price: 200 GP
Body Slot: - (Held)
Caster Level: 3rd.
Aura: Weak; DC 16 Transmutation.
Activation: Standard.
Weight: 3 lb.

This silvery powder is normally contained in a small clothe bag. Thrown, as a standard action, it functions as a grenade-like weapon aimed at a square intersection. Striking a hard object the bag will split open spilling its contents in the 4 squares around the intersection covering them in this powder. This powder is extremely flammable and if fire or electricity damage is dealt to anything covered in the powder it immediately sets ablaze, igniting all powder in contiguous squares. This powder burns for 5 rounds, dealing fire damage as normal for being on fire (1d6 damage/round), and while it can be extinguished normally by rolling on non-flaming ground, water does nothing to extinguish its fires, the powder instead converting water into flammable hydrogen gas.

Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Object, creator must have 5 ranks in Craft (Alchemy).
Cost to Create: 100 GP and 80 XP.

So I haven't checked this thread in a while and then I stumble upon this!

Thank you for making this Zaydos! I don't think there are enough one shot items in the game -- and this one is useful.

[Zaydos]

Ashtagon's Grindstone of Chopping
Price: 13,500 GP
Body Slot: - (Wondrous architecture)
Caster Level: 5th.
Aura: Weak; DC 18 Transmutation.
Activation: 10 minutes.
Weight: 350 lbs.

This grindstone is covered in sorcerous runes and words of archaic power. 3 times per day it can be used to grind the edge of a slashing weapon, an act which takes 10 minutes and a DC 15 Craft (Weaponsmithing). Any weapon thus honed gains the Keen property and a single Bane (usually Dragon because who would choose something other than dragon?) property of the sharpener's choice for 5 hours.

Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Keen Edge, Greater Magic Weapon.
Cost to Create: 6750 GP and 540 XP.

[Jormengand]

Jormengand's Mantle of Curse Reflection
Price: 50,000 GP
Body Slot: Shoulders
Caster Level: 13th.
Aura: Strong; DC 22 Abjuration.
Activation: -.
Weight: 1 lb.

This patched up, sleeveless, hooded, brown cloak is worn over the wearer's shoulders. While it may look ratty and worn, it bears powerful protective enchantments. Whenever you would be targeted by a spell with Curse in its name or the [Curse] descriptor which could be reflected by Spell Turning it is reflected as if by spell turning.

Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Bestow Curse, Remove Curse, Spell Turning
Cost to Create: 25,000 GP and 2000 XP.

Yay! I'm an item which is only effective against about two spells that I didn't make!

[PsyBomb]

Yay! I'm an item which is only effective against about two spells that I didn't make!

To be fair, Bestow Curse is one of the more common extreme single-target debuffs

[Zaydos]

I'm about out of people I feel up to making (illayhr is perhaps the last on the list). Welp... it's cheating and bad etiquette but...

Zaydos's Zany Workbench of Random Creation
Price: 10,000 GP
Body Slot: - (Wondrous architecture)
Caster Level: 9th.
Aura: Moderate; DC 20 Transmutation.
Activation: -.
Weight: 250 lbs.

This oaken workbench comes complete with vices and all the amenities one would expect from a high quality workbench. It bears, however, a potentially dangerous enchantment. Any non-living non-magical object left unobserved on the workbench for 1 round will be reworked into another object. This functions as a Fabricate spell with a +15 to any relevant Craft check (increase cost by 500 GP per additional +1 to the craft check) using whatever object or objects are left on the bench. The workbench's output is almost impossible to control, and it can make multiple items from one object, or one item from multiple objects. The workbench might turn a piece of wood into a cup, a wooden dagger, or a set of wooden dice, and cannot be compelled to do one over the others. The workbench will not modify an item it has already modified until 1 day has passed since it last worked on that object and the object has been removed from the bench and placed back upon it.

Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Fabricate, creator must have 10 ranks in any Craft skill (+1 rank per additional +1 the table possesses on Craft checks).
Cost to Create: 5,000 GP and 400 XP.

Yay! I'm an item which is only effective against about two spells that I didn't make!

Hey there are 5 spells in Spell Compendium it's effective against... really ought to be effective against Mark of Justice though.

Also you can take solace in being the only Shoulder item meaning that you're the in accessory in the playground, I mean to be fully kitted out everyone has to use you.

Ooooh! That is truly shiny! (and also the way I usually craft any poetry I do: drunk. Can someone say in-game poetry slam?

Give me a little mead or sake and I'll write poems about it. Give me a lot and... well only thing I've drunk lots of was vodka, and it makes a good muscle relaxant.

So I haven't checked this thread in a while and then I stumble upon this!

Thank you for making this Zaydos! I don't think there are enough one shot items in the game -- and this one is useful.

Thank ya kindly. Just looked up dysprosium and it noted that as a powder (like many powders) it was flammable and couldn't be extinguished by water so it sort of happened.

Note I've given permission permanently.

I had you listed under perma permissions already.

Spoiler: Current Permissions/Items

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Perma Permissions (I know of):
Snowbluff
Threadnaught
LoyalPaladin
Zaydos
Socratov
Red Fel
WhamBamSam
atemu1234
Jormengand

Permissions
Snowbluff
Threadnaught
Emperor Tippy
Zaydos
atemu1234
khadgar567
IZ42
Red Fel
Extra Anchovies
Masterkerfuffle
Afgncaap5
unseenmage
Ashtagon
Elricaltovilla
eggynack
Blackhawk748
PsyBomb
WhamBamSam
Milo v3
NeoPhoenix0
Lord_Gareth
Bad Wolf
LoyalPaladin
Somensjev
Vaz
prufock
Marlowe
Xuldarinar
Invader
Segev
Stack
dysprosium
inuyasha
Karl Aegis
Jormengand
illyahr

Wondrous Items by Slot

Arms
Elric's Bracers of Initiation (Elricaltovilla)

Body
Inuyasha's Robe of the Fire Rat (Inuyasha)

Face
Snowbluff's Mask of Sublime Wrath (Snowbluff)
Mask of the Master (Masterkerfuffle)
Inuyasha's Glasses of the Jinx (Inuyasha)

Feet
Prufock's Boots of the Longrider (prufock)
Boots of the Frozen City (Karl Aegis)

Hands
Glove of the Snowy Bluff (Snowbluff)
Gauntlets of Xuldarinar (Xuldarinar)
Lord Gareth's Gauntlets of the Sublime Craftsman (Lord Gareth)

Head
Afgn's Cap of Wilderness Survival (Afgncaap5)
Shard of the Fractured Mind (Marlowe)Milo's Wonder Com (Milo v3)
Zaydos' Wonderous Witchcap (Zaydos)
NeoPheonix's Helm of Erratic Teleportation (NeoPheonix, cursed)

Shoulders
Jormengand's Mantle of Curse Reflection (Jormengand)

Throat
WhamBam's Gorget of Draconic Command (WhamBamSam)
Bad Wolf's Collar (Bad Wolf)
Eggynack's Collar of Bestial Eloquence (Eggynack)

Torso
Anchovies' Vest of Bones (Extra Anchovies)
Blackhawk's Blood Repelling Tabbard (BlackHawk748)
Lord Gareth's Fur Mantle of Beast-Slaying (Lord_Gareth)
Marlowe's Fuku of Fiery Purification (Marlowe)
Vest of Stacking (Stack)
PsyGrenade (Psybomb)
NeoPheonix's Quill of Forgery (NeoPheonix0)

Waist
IZ's Sash of Annoy Monster (IZ42)
Vaz' Belt of Calming Presence (Vaz)
Tiefling Tail of Balance (Marlowe)

Slotless
Threadnaught's Bag of Mundane Objects (Threadnaught)
Red Fel's Kitten Cage (Red Fel)
Powder of Obsession (Snowbluff)
Sashimono of Paladinic Loyalty (LoyalPaladin)
Eggynack's Feather Token: Druid (eggynack)
Fel's Tome of Fiends (Red Fel)
Somensjev's Bottle of Transformation (Somensjev)
Atemu's Cup (Atemu)
Unseenmage's Copper Monkey (unseenmage)
Living Peanut Statue (Zaydos)
Socratov's Stein of Poetry (Socratov)
Powder of Dysprosium (Dysprosium)

Architecture:
Ashtagon's Grindstone of Chopping (Ashtagon)
Zaydos's Zany Workbench of Random Creation (the dirty cheater)

Spoiler: Waiting

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^Z indicates I've done one for them, which is mostly for my own use.
Perma Permissions (I know of):
Snowbluff^Z
Threadnaught^Z
LoyalPaladin^Z
Zaydos^Z
Socratov^Z
Red Fel^Z
WhamBamSam^Z
Atemu1234^Z

Permissions
Snowbluff^Z
Threadnaught^Z
Emperor Tippy
Zaydos^Z
atemu1234^Z
khadgar567
IZ42^Z
Red Fel^Z
Extra Anchovies^Z
Masterkerfuffle
Afgncaap5
unseenmage^Z
Ashtagon^Z
Elricaltovilla^Z
eggynack^Z
Blackhawk748^Z
PsyBomb^Z
WhamBamSam^Z
Milo v3^Z
NeoPhoenix0^Z
Lord_Gareth^Z
Bad Wolf
LoyalPaladin^Z
Somensjev
Vaz
prufock^Z
Marlowe^Z
Xuldarinar^Z
Invader
Segev
Stack
dysprosium^Z
inuyasha^Z
Karl Aegis^Z
Jormengand^Z
illyahr

[illyahr]

Whether it's an in-combat or out-of-combat item, I want to be something that the wearer can use to troll the target.

[Snowbluff]

To be fair, Bestow Curse is one of the more common extreme single-target debuffs

Yeah, and it's just a cool spell.

[Ashtagon]

Ashtagon's Grindstone of Chopping
Price: 13,500 GP
Body Slot: - (Wondrous architecture)
Caster Level: 5th.
Aura: Weak; DC 18 Transmutation.
Activation: 10 minutes.
Weight: 350 lbs.

This grindstone is covered in sorcerous runes and words of archaic power. 3 times per day it can be used to grind the edge of a slashing weapon, an act which takes 10 minutes and a DC 15 Craft (Weaponsmithing). Any weapon thus honed gains the Keen property and a single Bane (usually Dragon because who would choose something other than dragon?) property of the sharpener's choice for 5 hours.

Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Keen Edge, Greater Magic Weapon.
Cost to Create: 6750 GP and 540 XP.

Just the thing for my axe. Thanks!

[Zaydos]

Just the thing for my axe. Thanks!

Yep, and maybe it'll save some dragons since now you don't have to be out of grindstones.

[Jormengand]

everyone has to use you.

Whitetext.

[Snowbluff]

It's okay.

We'll have lots of fun.

[Zaydos]

It's okay.

We'll have lots of fun.

I'm so sorry, Jorm.

Note to self... make another cloak...

[IZ42]

I tried making a cloak for illyahr and got nothing, because I suck at designing magic items. The basic concept was a cloak that improves the DC of the Fascinate bardic performance, a bonus to perform checks (Possibly some other checks), and maybe a 1/Day or 3/Day SLA of something useful for enemy manipulation.

[Zaydos]

Illyahr's Cloak of the Strolling Bard
Price: 20,000 GP
Body Slot: Shoulders
Caster Level: 8th.
Aura: Moderate; DC 19 Transmutation and Enchantment.
Activation: -.
Weight: 1 lb.

This red cloak is embroidered with cloth of gold creating the intricate appearance of a court musician. If the wearer is performing a bardic music performance they gain a +2 dodge bonus to AC and any creature which attacks them and misses is made to feel that it looked particularly ridiculous and suffers a -2 penalty to attack rolls and AC until they successfully strike the bard, force the bard to flee, or 10 minutes have passed; this is a mind-affecting compulsion.

Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, creator must be able to perform the Fascinate and Inspire Competence bardic music performances, Cat's Grace, Hideous Laughter, caster level 8 plus.
Cost to Create: 10,000 GP, and 800 XP.

Illyahr's Lute of Calming Eloquence
Price: 11,000 GP
Body Slot: - (Held)
Caster Level: 3rd.
Aura: Weak; DC 16 Enchantment.
Activation: Full-round.
Weight: 2 lb.

Made of gold and silver with strings of nymph's hair this lapharp is fit for a king. When its strings are strummed it provokes a calming influence over creatures, lulling them into realizations that they and the bard are not so different after all. Playing the lapharp as a full round action allows the wielder to use Perform (String Instrument) in place of a Diplomacy to attempt a rushed diplomacy and suffer no penalty to the check when doing so. The effect of this is only temporary lasting a mere 5 minutes after which point the creature(s) return to their initial attitude unless the wielder's further actions (such as a normal diplomacy check or abusing their sudden friendship) would change it. No creature may be affected by this harp more than once per day.

Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Items, Fascinate (bardic music) ability, creator must have 6 ranks in Perform (String Instrument), Charm Person.
Cost to Create: 6,000 GP and 480 XP I have absolutely no idea how to price this thing.

[Honest Tiefling]

It's okay.

We'll have lots of fun.

I keep looking at this picture and I have no clue the meaning of this, other then she appears to be incapable of applying nail polish properly and I don't think that's how you bite down on a fingernail.

[Karl Aegis]

I keep looking at this picture and I have no clue the meaning of this, other then she appears to be incapable of applying nail polish properly and I don't think that's how you bite down on a fingernail.

It's not nail polish. It's paint. That isn't a girl.

[atemu1234]

Snowbluff has yet to try and devour my soul- the joke's on her, I have no soul. I destroyed it myself.

[YossarianLives]

It's not nail polish. It's paint. That isn't a girl.

Yes. "Red Paint".

[Snowbluff]

Snowbluff has yet to try and devour my soul- the joke's on her, I have no soul. I destroyed it myself.

:l

Well, you lose your soul and I'm down a meal. Nobody wins. What did you think you would accomplish?

Yes. "Red Paint".

If we lie about it the paladin has no reason to convict me.

[Zaydos]

I tried making a cloak for illyahr and got nothing, because I suck at designing magic items. The basic concept was a cloak that improves the DC of the Fascinate bardic performance, a bonus to perform checks (Possibly some other checks), and maybe a 1/Day or 3/Day SLA of something useful for enemy manipulation.

Sounds like a workable basic idea, confusion or hideous laughter would be the first effects which come to my mind. On that note I'm not sure any of us really know what we're doing with magic items. I know I don't (I mostly work as a blind monkey, assigning price as best I can from the DMG guidelines which are woefully inadequate).

I keep looking at this picture and I have no clue the meaning of this, other then she appears to be incapable of applying nail polish properly and I don't think that's how you bite down on a fingernail.

I think it's supposed to be vaguely flirtatious and menacing at the same time. I'm not really sure myself.

[atemu1234]

:l

Well, you lose your soul and I'm down a meal. Nobody wins. What did you think you would accomplish?

I figured it'd make me more useful alive and soulless as opposed to mindless and post-soul-consumption.

[Zaydos]

I figured it'd make me more useful alive and soulless as opposed to mindless and post-soul-consumption.

Well I know that I for one was only keeping you around to siphon energy off of your soul, if you don't have that I see no reason not to kill you for my own sick amusement.

[khadgar567]

Sounds like a workable basic idea, confusion or hideous laughter would be the first effects which come to my mind. On that note I'm not sure any of us really know what we're doing with magic items. I know I don't (I mostly work as a blind monkey, assigning price as best I can from the DMG guidelines which are woefully inadequate).
I think it's supposed to be vaguely flirtatious and menacing at the same time. I'm not really sure myself.

rolls 1d20 wisdom check if I remember correctly their is a item in one of the books ( actually headdress) called headdress of exquisite dancer which increases charisma by +2 or +3 on normal and gives perform dance +5, gold version gives +6 cha and perform dance +10 but I dont remember the damn book so if you book fu the item it maybe help for you

[Snowbluff]

I figured it'd make me more useful alive and soulless as opposed to mindless and post-soul-consumption.

Zaydos is right, we could always kill you if we wanted to have you as a drone.

But you had to go and get rid of your soul. Love will never blossom between us!

[Marlowe]

Spoiler: Continuity. I have continuity to worry about. Sucks to be me.

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[Snowbluff]

No no no, with the addition of Gato, that makes the party too big.

We'll have to kill whatserface off screen to even things out.

[NeoPhoenix0]

No no no, with the addition of Gato, that makes the party too big.

We'll have to kill whatserface off screen to even things out.

Don't make me get the squirrel death battle sphere. They are trained in various grapple techniques.