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    How bad is it? The kind where you're fine if you're on meds (or even not on them) or the kind where you can't function?
    Uh, I can function fine with medication. In places where it's better for me to be hyper (Mainly the animal shelter), I don't take it.

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    B: True. Tieflings are made because their parents made deals with fiends, right?
    If I remember correctly, Tieflings are those with demonic/diabolic blood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dark Fiddler View Post
    When you're done, you need to make a group photo of all the mothers + V. The mothers are pissed, V is fearful for his life.
    Haha, why not.

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    Just...How...Many...
    All of them.

    Nah, I'm kidding. Sangwaan is the next and last on my list.

    Hoo boy, Elan is not gonna be pleased about this.
    He'll be fine. He'll have a happy ending, remember?

    Elan and Kyrie team up?

    ELAN/KYRIE CRACK PAIRING!
    I wouldn't trust Elan around children, unless you want them to become complete morons who survive solely due to luck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    All of them.

    Nah, I'm kidding. Sangwaan is the next and last on my list.
    Haha, wow. So is it...Accidental?


    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    I wouldn't trust Elan around children, unless you want them to become complete morons who survive solely due to luck.
    Elan seems like the kind of guy who'd really want the best for his kids and try to have a lot of fun with them, but would constantly make stupid little mistakes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Haha, wow. So is it...Accidental?
    I don't understand what you mean. I'm not very smart, sadly.

    Elan seems like the kind of guy who'd really want the best for his kids and try to have a lot of fun with them, but would constantly make stupid little mistakes.
    And his children will keep insulting him, saying he's an insufferable cretin. (I guess they spend much time with V, since he must be home to take care of Haley's other children. )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    I don't understand what you mean. I'm not very smart, sadly.


    And his children will keep insulting him, saying he's an insufferable cretin. (I guess they spend much time with V, since he must be home to take care of Haley's other children. )
    I mean that did V and his harem plan the pregnancies, or does birth control hate him?

    ...That's not very nice.
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    In my mind, to begin with, each pregnancy happens in a different universe, and V either plans the pregnancy or doesn't mind it happening when he sleeps with the future mother.

    I can already see much comedy with Sangwaan.

    "I know you're male."
    "How would you know that?"
    "I see the future. You'll knock me up."
    "Ha! This is ludicrous! When is that nonsense supposed to happen anyway?"
    "Right now, actually. *jumps V*"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    In my mind, to begin with, each pregnancy happens in a different universe, and V either plans the pregnancy or doesn't mind it happening when he sleeps with the future mother.

    I can already see much comedy with Sangwaan.

    "I know you're male."
    "How would you know that?"
    "I see the future. You'll knock me up."
    "Ha! This is ludicrous! When is that nonsense supposed to happen anyway?"
    "Right now, actually. *jumps V*"
    Ah, okay.

    Still, I have the sneaking suspicion that V has gotten more action in your pregnancy pictures than s/he has ever gotten in canon.

    See, now I want to show you, remember I told you that a minor character in my comic has a flashback where she does a Kazumi-esque beatdown on someone threatening her first child while she's heavily pregnant with her second child?

    Now I want to show that to you. Or something. Alternate-Universe V, I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Water-Smurf View Post
    For the PotG story, the pairing is Mijung/Yutrin (at least meant to be them). What's your impressions of both of them and what would make them attracted to each other? I think that Yutrin's a nervous and cautious guy, so that'd probably be a neat contrast from Soon, but I can't really get any ideas out past that without someone else's input.
    Who is Yutrin?

    I suspect Mijung was very much is in love with Soon, for no reason more then it would be a terrible tragedy for Soon to spend the rest of his life unable to find peace and tormented about the death of a wife who was cheating on him (deep down I'm a hopeless romantic).
    However, Soon is not sensitive or open. He is very conscience of propriety and keeping himself under control and restrained (a product of eastern society) as well as what he deems is his place. To be blunt, he's not very passionate, difficult to force to open up and very hard to relate to. He's cold.

    So perhaps Mijung is needy in that regard, or feels like she's moving away from him, and either wants to make Soon jealous and it gets out of hand, or finds she doesn't love him anymore. That's the sort of romance you want to begin slowly if you want to do it justice.

    Suddenly I have an urge to write another piece of Soon romance. Perhaps hatesex between him and Haetra.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Ah, okay.

    Still, I have the sneaking suspicion that V has gotten more action in your pregnancy pictures than s/he has ever gotten in canon.

    See, now I want to show you, remember I told you that a minor character in my comic has a flashback where she does a Kazumi-esque beatdown on someone threatening her first child while she's heavily pregnant with her second child?

    Now I want to show that to you. Or something. Alternate-Universe V, I guess.
    Haha, thanks. You can PM me anytime with the picture, if that is what you mean.

    AU!V would have slept with every sentient creature of the world, though.

    And V does need more loving.
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    Haha, thanks. You can PM me anytime with the picture, if that is what you mean.
    Okay, I will. Do you want cute family pic or furious beatdown?

    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    And V does need more loving.
    ...

    *Takes look at all the V-pairings*

    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Okay, I will. Do you want cute family pic or furious beatdown?
    The former. You'll notice I prefer happy family pics.

    *Takes look at all the V-pairings*
    I meant in the canon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    The former. You'll notice I prefer happy family pics.


    I meant in the canon.
    Ah. Point well taken.

    Gimme a moment to work on it. In the meantime, if you'd like, I updated Murphy's Law.

    And maybe you should write a story to go along with some of those!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    Gimme a moment to work on it. In the meantime, if you'd like, I updated Murphy's Law.
    I agree with Nathander that the third panel feels unnecessary, and I think that it could have been funnier.

    And maybe you should write a story to go along with some of those!
    I recall mentioning here what writing did to me.
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    Cracklord that was great (SlanV)! I can't wait for the next part!


    Also, just for inspiration: In the WFRGPH* under Slannesh it says "He watches over the flesh pits"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    I agree with Nathander that the third panel feels unnecessary, and I think that it could have been funnier.


    I recall mentioning here what writing did to me.
    Oh yeah...

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    Cracklord that was great (SlanV)! I can't wait for the next part!
    I used to have an army of Dark elves. I know my Slaanesh, fear not.
    Anyway, new chapter should be up soon.
    Be afraid.

    Also, anyone know the names of Vaarsuvius's children?
    And if not, anyone want to make them up?
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    Alright, here is my story on Thor’s might Durkon x Death knight with adultery and…more adultery.

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    “Thor’s might!” said a muffled voice from above the dragon head. The death knight lifted the decaying body part off of himself to see what he had missed. The wizard had gone unfortunately but he saw a vision of wonder in the form of a giant dwarf crushing a group of hobgoblins under his hammer. “Undead!” he cried as he saw me and reached for his holy symbol. “Please don’t turn me.” begged the death knight, “or at least not yet. You are so large and magnificent that I must be with you. To be destroyed afterwards would be worth it.” The dwarf considered his statement with before lowering his hammer and declaring, “Aye, ‘tis me duty ter honour a final reques’.” As he knelt down and pressed his lips upon the knight’s skull.

    Lying with the now normal sized dwarf the death knight remarked, “That was even better than with my wife” The dwarf sat bolt upright and yelled, “Yer married!”
    “Well,” answered the death knight, “my death has pretty much already parted.”
    “An, instead of spendin’ the extra time tha’ ye’v bin given wit her, ya go off invadin’ cities an’ shackin’ up wit the firs’ dwarf ya see!” responded the dwarf, “Why is it tha all the people I sleep wit are already married?” With that he grabbed his armour and ran off. “Psssst. Over here!” said another voice. When the knight investigated, he found that it belonged to a female dwarf with long, blonde pigtails. “He rejected me the same way, the hypocrite.” said this new dwarf, “When I returned to dwarf lands I discovered that he has a wife of his own. I’ve been following him and planned to confront him but I’ve discovered another form of revenge that will be good for both of us!” With that she slipped her hand under his robe.
    “Ooooh, that is good” responded the death knight.


    As you can see, I decided to include Thor Person Guy’s idea but complicate things a little. How’s that for roll twice and combine.

    It appears that the death knight has a dwarf fetish. Maybe he should move to Kraagor’s gate and stare wistfully at his statue for the rest of his undeath.

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    ShinyDelusion? I love you. That was amazing.
    Glad you approve! Murphy's Law's latest was nice, by the way.

    Love the V/Tsukiko picture again, Zanaril! Wonder if it could be made into a banner...

    Yay for Dicord's more pregnancy!

    Ooo! I just had an idea!

    Hinjo x Tsukiko

    Only they won't meet until the end of the fic!

    Hinjo will somehow get his hands on Tsukiko's diary and Tsukiko... I guess Hinjo's not really the type to have a diary. Maybe letters or something? Anyway, they read the stuff, imagine the person, fall in love/lust, and eventually meet by chance!

    Does this sound half-way viable, or will it look way more insane when I come down from my current sugar-high?
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    Tsukiko too?

    Lovely picture.

    And more pregnancy.

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    I like how V has gone from being the possessor of ultimate arcane power to being the ultimate house wrecker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShinyDelusion View Post
    Does this sound half-way viable, or will it look way more insane when I come down from my current sugar-high?
    I'd read it.
    Of course, it would be hard to get right.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nathander View Post
    I like how V has gone from being the possessor of ultimate arcane power to being the ultimate house wrecker.
    Power that's not yours ain't your power.
    That statement is more profound then it sounds. If the power was at loan from someone else, then all they have to do is give it to someone else and suddenly you're an average joe again (that's right, you don't even get a capital letter).
    The fiend's possessed the power, V was just borrowing it.
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    Does this sound half-way viable, or will it look way more insane when I come down from my current sugar-high?
    Well, Hinjo is supposed to focus on his paladinhood before thinking about romance, but come on. Is V knocking up everything with an uterus in character?

    More pictures!

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    ...They're supposed to be on a bench.
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    I'd read it.
    Of course, it would be hard to get right.
    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    Well, Hinjo is supposed to focus on his paladinhood before thinking about romance, but come on. Is V knocking up everything with an uterus in character?

    More pictures!

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    Miko x V cuteness!


    ...They're supposed to be on a bench.
    Adorable! So sweet!

    I think I shall attempt it, but I think I shall attempt it tomorrow, when my mind's less fuzzy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cracklord
    Power that's not yours ain't your power.
    That statement is more profound then it sounds. If the power was at loan from someone else, then all they have to do is give it to someone else and suddenly you're an average joe again (that's right, you don't even get a capital letter).
    The fiend's possessed the power, V was just borrowing it.
    I realize that, but the soul splice did apparently count enough that it fulfilled hir prophecy that V would get ultimate arcane power.

    Adorable picture by the way, Discord.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathander View Post
    I realize that, but the soul splice did apparently count enough that it fulfilled hir prophecy that V would get ultimate arcane power.

    Adorable picture by the way, Discord.
    We assume that, but it wouldn't surprise me for V to say something along the lines of "I will protect you" before dying and rising as a ghost. Rich has never been one for predictability.
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    Water-smurf, I’m using your names, since they don’t seem to have their own ones, and I don’t feel like ripping of Tolkien.
    Warning contains hints (though they come to nothing) of the two great taboo’s when it comes to love. You have been warned.

    (God, I am so sick of remaining gender neutral I’m one step away from selecting V a gender).
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    The cottage was dark, no light was on, and the two children lay curled in their beds. Octavius was fast asleep, letting out the occasional snore, limbs tangled amongst the bedclothes in such a way that the young elf would find extricating from the bed and all but impossible task.

    Terentius lay to one side, eyes open although there was nothing to see, and the room was familiar anyway. While the young elf would never admit it to parent or Octavius, worry was gnawing at the edges of the young elf’s mind.
    Things were not well. The child may be too young to understand the causes, but the results were as plain as day.

    Parent went to bed crying again.

    Terentius knew that sometimes people got sad. But in the young elf’s mind, there was no experience available to draw on to explain parent’s actions.
    The elf suspected, privately, that these events had something to do with other parents return,but was afraid to give voice to these suspicions.

    But Terentius didn’t care about any of this. The elf hated the changes, and wished they’d go away, that things would go back to being the way they were. The suspicion that they wouldn’t, that the world had moved on and those days were over, was not something worth pondering.

    The darkness seemed to darken even more, and become heavy, stifling, almost suffocating. The transition was so fast it was difficult to pinpoint exactly when it had happened, but suddenly the elf knew something was happening.

    Something wicked this way came.

    Witha silent gasp, a gulping of breath, Terentius rolled over and got up, not even noticing the jar as he banged his knee on the bedpost.

    The door, which he remembered closing, was open, and silhouetted was a figure, a shadow amongst shadows, staring directly at him.

    He bit back a gasp, backing away, and then he began to make out details. It was other parent.

    But there was something… not right. Other parent had never looked at the young elf, like that, and something about the shape, a feeling more then an observation, seemed… not right.

    “Terentius? It’s me.” Other parent said, spreading thin arms and taking a step forward. “Come here.”

    There was something off about the tone, other parent had been stern and distant, but had never spoken to Terentius like this, in a commanding tone. Slowly, Terentius steeped back, head shaking in defiance.

    “You made parent cry.” The young elf accused.

    “Terentius.” Other parent snapped. “Come here.”

    Part of the young elf wanted to move in close, dismiss the worries and embrace Vaarsuvius. But the elf had made up its mind, and wasn’t ready to dismiss the feeling. Terentius backed away, then turned and scampered back to the bed te young elf had so recently vacated.

    As Terentius pulled the covers all the way up to the chin, there was a breaking sound, and other parent changed.Vaarsuvius’s features were warped and distorted, as though viewed through a cracked mirror. Hideous pulsating veins twisted in odd shapes, and other parent’s eyes were like chunks of onyx. “Terentius!” Other parent hissed. “Get over here.”

    The young elf whimpered.

    The figure of other parent leaned close, until the tormented visage was mere inches from Terentius, and the black eyes flashed.

    And for a single instant, a rush of unexpected longing hit Terentius, along with a desire so concrete the young elf’s body rocked. The desire was not something Terentius was ready for, something following changes yet to come, when passion came to the fore, and love became more then just platonic.

    But now it struck the young elf with a wanton heat, a hunger so intensely sexual Terentius ‘s body had no way of understanding the desires. Terentius felt while the young elf’s body shuddered and skin prickled with goosebumps. Sweat poured of the Terentius’s brown skin, soaking the sheets until they stuck to the elf‘s delicate flesh.

    Terentius bucked and shivered, and in that terrible instant beheld another, insane spark in Other parent’s eyes, an insane being beyond the elf’s ability to comprehend that cackled and laughed.

    Terentius could endure it no more. The elf’s bowel’s contracted, and the arousal vanished as Terentius’s bladder emptied, and the elf’s stomach spasmed as if a knot was pulled tight..

    And in that instant, of adult longing’s in a young body and beautiful passions twisted into black lust, Terentius screamed.

    Beyond anything the elf would have imagined to possess the ability, Terentius screamed, a sound to pierce the soul. He screamed so loud other parent stepped back in shock, and it seemed parent was answering before it had so much as left the young elf’s lips. Octavius awoke with a start, and knew horror along with its sibling.

    “Terentius? What seems to be the…” The elf gulped and stepped back in shock as Vaarsuvius turned to look at Vaarsuvius’s former spouse.

    “You’ve turned them against me.” Vaarsuvius declared, black eyes narrowed.
    But Inkyrius was not going to back down. Not this time. “Get out.” The baker said, in a tone that was to be obeyed.

    When Vaarsuvius made no move, Inkyrius screamed “Get out! You’ve done enough, thank you. I never want to see you again, and the children feel the same way. Go live your life, and find whatever it is that you care about, just get out and leave us in peace!” Inkyrius was practically spitting. “It’s going to be hard enough picking up the pieces as it is!”

    “Is that the way you feel?” Vaarsuvius said, very quietly, that seemed even quieter in light of the elf’s former spouse’s emotional outburst. For a moment, Vaarsuvius sounded vulnerable and unsure, so delicate a breeze could blow the daemonhost away. But Inkyrus didn’t relent.

    “Yes.” Inkyrius declared, in a voice that brooked no opposition.

    Vaarsuvius head lowered for a moment, then slowly looked up. For a brie moment, the elf was broken. Then, it smiled a terrible smile. “Well.” The wizard said, eyes flashing briefly, “I suppose I’ll have to fix that.”

    Inkyrius tried to resist, but the very attempt was ludicrous. Angry as the baker was, the baker’s will was not merely brushed aside, but swept away as though it had never been.

    Vaarsuvius turned his gaze on his two progeny, forcing apart their minds as well. “You too. One way or another, we’re going to be a family again.”

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    I thought there was something about Sangwaan and Hinjo in War and XP's...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sstoopidtallkid View Post
    We assume that, but it wouldn't surprise me for V to say something along the lines of "I will protect you" before dying and rising as a ghost. Rich has never been one for predictability.
    Rich has stated in "Don't Split the Party" that "I-I must succeed" are, indeed, the four words that V was meant to say. His prophecy is fulfilled.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cracklord
    I thought there was something about Sangwaan and Hinjo in War and XP's...
    There's a bonus comic that shows Hinjo spending his New Year's Eve with Shojo. Shojo mentions that Hinjo should look into getting a wife and suggests Sangwaan, because he "notices the way she looks at you". Hinjo is fairly incredulous about Sangwaan being able to look at anything.
    Last edited by Nathander; 2010-01-02 at 12:24 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShinyDelusion View Post
    Adorable! So sweet!
    Quote Originally Posted by Nathander View Post
    Adorable picture by the way, Discord.
    Thanks very much.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cracklord View Post
    I thought there was something about Sangwaan and Hinjo in War and XP's...
    According to Shojo, Sangwaan likes Hinjo. From Hinjo's neutral reaction ("...She's blind."), I'd say it's one-sided.
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    Okay I rolled Giant devil x Zz’Dtri pink frills and white lace.

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    As the junk sailed into the distance, a drow in a pink and white dress crawled out from the bushes. His hair was dishevelled and the lace and frills were torn. “Break enchantment.” said the drow when he reached the massive tombstone.
    “Aaaaaargh!” cried the statue that was now definitely not made of stone, “Someone carved words into my chest!” However, he quickly noticed the figure at his feet and asked, “Did you free me?”
    “Yes.” replied the drow.
    “Why?” asked the former statue, “and why are you wearing that dress?”
    “Dress was required to escape from lawyers. Still on run. Need outsider assistance to avoid recapture.” answered the drow.
    “Ah, I see.” came the reply, “But I’m a devil. I’m not going to help someone for free.”
    “What payment is required?” asked the drow.
    “Oh, I’m sure that we can work something out.” Answered the devil as he kneeled down and reached for the drow.


    I can’t believe that I haven’t done one with V yet. After all V is my (and apparently the thread’s) favourite character. I guess that it’s just the will of the dice.

    And no, I have no idea how Zz’Dtri got a dress. Maybe a prequel is in order.
    By the way nice story Cracklord and I also wish to express my interest in ShinyDelusion’s idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Discord View Post
    According to Shojo, Sangwaan likes Hinjo. From Hinjo's neutral reaction ("...She's blind."), I'd say it's one-sided.
    That sightist bastard!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Nathander View Post
    Shojo mentions that Hinjo should look into getting a wife and suggests Sangwaan, because he "notices the way she looks at you". Hinjo is fairly incredulous about Sangwaan being able to look at anything.
    EDIT: Huh...now it makes sense.
    Last edited by Raging Gene Ray; 2010-01-02 at 01:06 AM.

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