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2009-10-01, 07:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-01, 07:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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...And that is how I met your father.
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2009-10-01, 07:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Hey I've got an idea. How about the winner of the Crack-pairing contest gets links to the winning story in the first post of the next thread. Is that an idea?
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2009-10-01, 07:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Alright this is my first try at a crack fic.
SpoilerXykon was annoyed. He was so close to achieving the goal he could smell it but what do you know it turns out you can only spend eight hours a day preforming the rituals to control a gate. Which meant that while Redcloak snoozed he had to find something to do.
Striding into his tower's thrown room the lich asked, "Alright kids what's up for tonight's entertainment? One of the demon roaches replied, "For tonight's enterainment we have the wheel of torture!"
A pair of ghouls rolled a large wheel made of human skin stretched over a into the room.
"This should be fun." said Xykon, "Give it a whirl."
Obediently one of the Ghouls heaved on the edge of the wheel setting it to spinning. After half a tense minute the arrow at the top of the wheel settled on...... "Geas enforced mating until death by exhaustion." announced the roach.
"Hmm could be interesting." muttered Xykon as a pit in the floor opened up revealing the two unforunates who would be providing tonights entertainment.
Lying in the pit were two members of the adventuring party he had defeated at the gate one was the red headed archer and the other was the human fighter "Blueblade I think his name was." pondered Xykon.
Part two will be up later and will be told from Haley's point of view.I don't know everything merely everything of importance-Fidelias
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2009-10-01, 08:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Hey, Lira?
Can you please make it just Inkyrius instead of Inkyrius/Haley?
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2009-10-01, 09:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-01, 10:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-01, 10:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ok, who is going to write a pairing for Durkon and the Date Palm from Strip 682 ?
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2009-10-01, 10:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-02, 01:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-02, 02:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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After reading this bit of epicness, I'm hooked. And because I'm twisted like that, can someone add me to the PM list? I'm over 18 etc.
The DM has spoken.
You failed your Will save to resist.
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2009-10-02, 03:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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Come one, come all! GitP MLP Steam Group is open!
Current location of the last MLP Thread OP, too.
Want to ask me something? Use MAIL or message me on Steam!
"Well, the Great and Powerful Trixie can't actually transport you to Equestria... But!
The Great and Powerful Trixie can beat you over the head until you think that's what happened!"
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2009-10-02, 03:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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you guys actually need to tackle elan + camel, imo.
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2009-10-02, 05:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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Quoth the raven, "Polly wants a cracker."
Pony avatar by the Great and Powerful DirtyTabs. Lotsa hugs!
Scourge Caste avatar by the illustrious Akrim.elf. Thank you!
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2009-10-02, 05:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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Finished!
What do you think?
Again, criticism would be welcome.Come one, come all! GitP MLP Steam Group is open!
Current location of the last MLP Thread OP, too.
Want to ask me something? Use MAIL or message me on Steam!
"Well, the Great and Powerful Trixie can't actually transport you to Equestria... But!
The Great and Powerful Trixie can beat you over the head until you think that's what happened!"
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2009-10-02, 06:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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Evil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
My avatarsSpoilerThanks To Dashwood for Spider avatar.
Thanks To Mr Saturn for Goth Man avatar.
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2009-10-02, 08:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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I Am A: Chaotic Good Human Sorcerer (3rd Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 9
Dexterity- 11
Constitution- 11
Intelligence- 12
Wisdom- 11
Charisma- 11
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2009-10-02, 09:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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This one.
*fishes out brain bleach container and passes it to Trixie* Don't ask why I have so many of these.
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2009-10-02, 09:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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This post may contain sarcasm.
DeviantArt
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2009-10-02, 12:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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SpoilerRoy knew that the door was trapped. He knew that his Str. would be 0. He even knew that Durkon didn't have Cure Poison! But, he also knew that it would be worth it...so worth it.
"AAGGGGHHHH"
HAY! The banner...isn't a banner!
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2009-10-02, 12:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-02, 12:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Indeed it's an awesome picture. :D
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2009-10-02, 01:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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The feathered fedora makes that pic, I'm tellin' ya... Seriously, great banner!
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2009-10-02, 01:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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I don't know of another good crack. :( I feel the ElanxRoy was the best one I've got.
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2009-10-02, 02:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-02, 02:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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The concept is good and you followed the OotS style well, but it's the little details that make it great, the red trim on Celia's wings, the polka dots on Belkar's headband...I'm guessing they bought those chalices with money from Roy's life insurance.
I reposted your picture in the Evil OotS Thread in arts and crafts. If you have time, I think you should enter the Iron Avatarist contest this month. The theme is tragedy and other unfortunate events, so you could probably enter what the banner.
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2009-10-02, 03:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-10-02, 03:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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The ABD was sneaking through the sewers.
She had been brought back to life by means unknown to her and had decided that she might as well take the opportunity to get her vengeance.
Those damned elves would be going down HARD when she was done.
She was going to assemble a small army of elite minions before swooping across the elven homelands in a blaze of fury, and they would all pay, every one of them.
And what better minions than her own offspring? Not only would they be loyal but they would also gain additonal strenght from being part dragon.
Off course, to achieve that she needed to gather "Materials"
And thus she was going through the Azure city sewers on a little "Goblin hunt"
It was also an added bonus that Goblins made a darn fine meal...mmmm tasty.
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Comments?
That is so not going to end well.
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2009-10-02, 04:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Those poor Goblins...
While I attempt to wash and tumble-dry the portion of my brain responsible for the mental images currently floating through my mind, please read and critique this. It's been bouncing around in my head for days, but I only just got the courage to write it.
BelkarxV
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Belkar Bitterleaf had cried exactly twice in his life. The first had been at the age of three. Loathing vegetables in all shapes and sizes, he had been a precocious child and was already aware of the fact that stabbing was the solution to all problems. Taking his mother’s kitchen knife, he’d laid siege on the vegetable crisper, eviscerating onions, which made him cry.
The second had been the result of a crushing despair spell cast on him by the elf.
The goddamned elf. The source of all his problems. His sworn enemy. He’d have killed it many times over if he wasn’t afraid of Roy.
Vaarsuvius was trancing at the other end of the tent, a look of relative calm on hir face. Tomorrow they faced the Snarl and Xykon, and Belkar was conflicted.
He felt three things at once. He was sad, sad that V might not survive. Mad at V for making him sad, and something else, something he’d never felt before. It was as though someone had stabbed him with a burning sword, warm and sick at the same time. Every time he looked at hit tranquil, trancing face, the feelings intensified, writhing and twisting.
What was it? The feeling was almost lust, but not quite. It was more like happiness, a feeling he’d never felt out of the context of killing things. Whatever it was, it was confusing and angering him further. And when Belkar was angry, he made snap choices, and never looked back.
Haltingly, he took a single step towards the trancing elf. When they didn’t stir, he took it as a sign, and half walked, half jumped into V’s arms, awkwardly mashing their lips together. That woke V up. Startled, V stood, but Belkar’s weight caused them to fall backwards.
V choked half of “Meteor Swarm!” But to their eternal dismay, it didn’t even seem to have occurred to Belkar that there might be people who didn’t want to make out with him. One very uncomfortable minute later, Belkar broke this kiss, smiling slightly, only for V to knee him very hard between the legs.
“What in the name of the great elven gods do you think you were doing?” Vaarsuvius asked angrily, rising to their full height of 5 feet, 5 inches.
Belkar was stunned. It had never occurred to him that the elf wouldn’t return his feelings, whatever those feelings were. For the second time in his life, he struggled to form a response, and failed. Like the only other time he’d been rendered speechless, he told the truth. “I... I think I love you.” He said it so softly, he barely heard himself.
“I love you. I... I... I love you, Ears. I always have. I always will. And... And I realised tonight might be the very last chance I’ll ever have to tell you... And... I love you.”
V’s face briefly flashed something like lust and pity at the same time, and then froze in a mask of practiced disdain. “I do not return your sentiments. I cannot share a tent with someone who would take advantage of my trance to force a kiss on me. I wish you as well as you deserve. Good-bye, Belkar Bitterleaf.”
Vaarsuvius turned on their heel, and strode out of the tent, nose in the air. As they grew smaller and smaller in the still desert air, Belkar Bitterleaf cried for the third time in his life.
...And that is how I met your father.
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2009-10-02, 04:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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*Cautiously walks into the den which I've imagined makes the HoH look like the House of Happiness*
Critique? sure. ^^
SpoilerIt's quite well done, and extremely well done for a first try.
But I think I can find some things to nit-pick about...
Celias left arm seem to sit a bit far down on the body, it shouldn't be attached at the head thou.
The lines look a bit thin, I think it wouldn't hurt to add 0,1-0,2 there (but not more).
Roys X's seem to be just a bit to far apart.
Hands could be a bit larger.
Belkars cape could have shown on the front too.
Posing and expressions gets full marks, and I really like the way you made the pointed teeth-smile.
So in short, a bit of polish and it would be excellent.
So would you be so kind to put on these so I could drag you to the Arts and Crafts?
EDIT:
I think I was unclear.
I thought the arm should be attached at a higher point, not as far up as the head thou. (oh, and I meant her left arm)
And what I mean with the cape showing on the front is just the trim going down being attached around the head by a needle or buckle or smth.