Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

[ShinyDelusion]

Now that that's taken to the PMs, I recently realized that any of you who might happen to also be Phantom of the Opera, Westmark, or Les Miz fans would probably like to give this thing a whirl.

[Taekwondodo]

Now that that's taken to the PMs, I recently realized that any of you who might happen to also be Phantom of the Opera, Westmark, or Les Miz fans would probably like to give this thing a whirl.

Not just that, from random clicking I have also found they have a room description generator, a character description generator and a trendy name generator which, if nothing else, should be useful for naming my dragons and neopets.

I shall repeat my question as noone seemed to notice it.

One question, when hold person is used I realise that that person cannot move at all but what if they are then hurt? Will the spell still be in place? And the person will be able to feel that pain?

[Zanaril]

I shall repeat my question as noone seemed to notice it.

Here's the description of Hold Person.

Since the subject is 'aware', and someone swimming is able to drown, I presume them can.

[ShinyDelusion]

Not just that, from random clicking I have also found they have a room description generator, a character description generator and a trendy name generator which, if nothing else, should be useful for naming my dragons and neopets.

I shall repeat my question as noone seemed to notice it.

Yeah, it's my favorite generator site after SeventhSanctum and ChaoticShiny.

I have no idea.

[Taekwondodo]

Here's the description of Hold Person.

Since the subject is 'aware', and someone swimming is able to drown, I presume them can.

Thanks, whether it will actually appear in one of my fics is another matter!

[The Odor]

I thought I would roll up something but the roller only gave me fuuy versions things so I dont have the energy.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Oh! My Mass Thieves' Guild Romp story!

Give me a moment, okay?

[ShinyDelusion]

Oh! My Mass Thieves' Guild Romp story!

Give me a moment, okay?

*anxiously awaits*

You don't have to use the first plot device the roller gives you if you don't want to, you know, Odor.

[The Odor]

*anxiously awaits*

You don't have to use the first plot device the roller gives you if you don't want to, you know, Odor.

To the same paring it gave me it three times in a row.

[Aaron]

*Looks at pit of bunnies*

...Uhm...

How'd they get enough food to...uhh...practice their multiplications? I'm kidding.

As a teenager, and without the usual goblin/human prejudice, they both seem like they'd get along great. Right-Eye, when he was young, was impulsive, enthusiastic, and solid in his convictions. And he's a rogue. Haley's slightly more pragmatic approach to things would balance him out the way Redcloak's pragmatism does. Of course, when he's old, he's in a happy marriage with three kids and he's mellowed out considerably, so it's doubtful that they would have had a relationship if they were actually their respective ages. (Actually, as an adult, he'd probably work better with Vaarsuvius if he weren't already married...)

But this doesn't mean that I'm pairing them together. I just like going on rants about how certain things would work out.

...*get out equipment and replaces blown brain fuses*

Too...much...logic...

Oh! My Mass Thieves' Guild Romp story!

Give me a moment, okay?

*also waits anxiously*

[ShinyDelusion]

To the same paring it gave me it three times in a row.

Weird... ... But, the roller still isn't all-powerful.

[The Odor]

Weird... ... But, the roller still isn't all-powerful.

I am extremly tired and I dont want to think to much.

[ShinyDelusion]

I am extremly tired and I dont want to think to much.

Ah. Perhaps some other time, then. Since I'm curious, what pairing did it give you three times in a row?

[CoffeeIncluded]

Mass Thieves' Guild Romp Go!!!

Spoiler

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Grubwiggler shouted in frustration as he noticed the now-empty safe. Again. Right on cue, Bozzok knocked on the door.

"So, are you willing to pay your...Insurance?" Bozzok asked.

"Alright! Alright! I'll pay."

Bozzok smiled. "Tell you what. I like you. Come to the Thieves' Guild tonight and you can have your first year of "insurance" half-off." He turned and left.

Grubwiggler smiled as Bozzok left. Greysky wasn't all bad sometimes...

===

Bozzok burst into Hank's study and immediately wished he hadn't.

"Hank!" Bozzok shouted, covering one eye as he did so. "Put down the Playelf and help me clear out the common room; we've got half an hour."

Hank jumped down onto the floor. "Aww, yeah! Let's get this party started!"

"And...Please pull up your trousers. Give me an hour, okay?"

===

Haley sighed as she leaned back in the bathtub, her long hair floating in the water as she washed herself off.

She liked hot baths, especially when her skin turned out soft and just a bit pink afterwards.

She dove under the water for a moment, then popped back up when she heard footsteps, just in time to see a very naked Jenny being chased by an equally naked half-elf guy who had just joined a few weeks ago.

Haley sat there in the bathtub for a moment, just enjoying the view. Then it hit her.

"Crap! Crap, I completely forgot!" Haley shouted as she jumped out of the bathtub and ran to the common room, leaving little puddles in her wake. She then stopped and looked back at her pajamas. It wasn't as if she was going to actually need them now. Nevertheless...

Haley eventually decided to wear a skimpy nightdress and lingerie that would more accurately be described as "three thin, see-through strips of cloth". Sometimes the anticipation could be just as fun as the act itself.

===

Grubwiggler walked into the common room of the Thieves' Guild and dropped the bottle of wine he brought in shock.

He was presented with the sight of what could only be described as a mass sex romp involving every person in the guild.

"Grubwiggler! Hank, told you he'd be here. Now pay me the 50 gp." Grubwiggler whimpered at the sight of a nude Bozzok and Hank.

"Ha. Fat chance. Join the party. I just won a strip contest!"

"He...?!"

"No you didn't!" Hank was immediately met with an oddly-shaped dagger to his throat, held by a half-naked girl with an ugly bowlcut.

"Okay, Crystal, you won!"

"Good. And Haley got in last."

"And Haley got in last!"

Grubwiggler turned around to see two girls, one with dark skin and curly black hair, the other with creamy skin and long flaming red hair, pounce on a blue-haired elf and start nibbling on her (And he only knew it was a "Her" because he got a full-frontal view) ears.

Needless to say, all were naked.

Grubwiggler grinned and threw his cloak in Bozzok's face as Hank and Crystal tackled Bozzok at the same time. This was going to be fun.

So...

*Looks at pint of coffee ice cream on nightstand*

...Yeah.

[ShinyDelusion]

Heheh, very nice, Coffee!

Their recruitment slogan should be, "The Greysky City Theives Guild: Where stealing is only half the fun! (The clean half, at that!)"

[The Odor]

Ah. Perhaps some other time, then. Since I'm curious, what pairing did it give you three times in a row?

Hilgya + All of the Demon Roaches at once. So nothing easy ether.

Mass Thieves' Guild Romp Go!!!

Spoiler

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Grubwiggler shouted in frustration as he noticed the now-empty safe. Again. Right on cue, Bozzok knocked on the door.

"So, are you willing to pay your...Insurance?" Bozzok asked.

"Alright! Alright! I'll pay."

Bozzok smiled. "Tell you what. I like you. Come to the Thieves' Guild tonight and you can have your first year of "insurance" half-off." He turned and left.

Grubwiggler smiled as Bozzok left. Greysky wasn't all bad sometimes...

===

Bozzok burst into Hank's study and immediately wished he hadn't.

"Hank!" Bozzok shouted, covering one eye as he did so. "Put down the Playelf and help me clear out the common room; we've got half an hour."

Hank jumped down onto the floor. "Aww, yeah! Let's get this party started!"

"And...Please pull up your trousers. Give me an hour, okay?"

===

Haley sighed as she leaned back in the bathtub, her long hair floating in the water as she washed herself off.

She liked hot baths, especially when her skin turned out soft and just a bit pink afterwards.

She dove under the water for a moment, then popped back up when she heard footsteps, just in time to see a very naked Jenny being chased by an equally naked half-elf guy who had just joined a few weeks ago.

Haley sat there in the bathtub for a moment, just enjoying the view. Then it hit her.

"Crap! Crap, I completely forgot!" Haley shouted as she jumped out of the bathtub and ran to the common room, leaving little puddles in her wake. She then stopped and looked back at her pajamas. It wasn't as if she was going to actually need them now. Nevertheless...

Haley eventually decided to wear a skimpy nightdress and lingerie that would more accurately be described as "three thin, see-through strips of cloth". Sometimes the anticipation could be just as fun as the act itself.

===

Grubwiggler walked into the common room of the Thieves' Guild and dropped the bottle of wine he brought in shock.

He was presented with the sight of what could only be described as a mass sex romp involving every person in the guild.

"Grubwiggler! Hank, told you he'd be here. Now pay me the 50 gp." Grubwiggler whimpered at the sight of a nude Bozzok and Hank.

"Ha. Fat chance. Join the party. I just won a strip contest!"

"He...?!"

"No you didn't!" Hank was immediately met with an oddly-shaped dagger to his throat, held by a half-naked girl with an ugly bowlcut.

"Okay, Crystal, you won!"

"Good. And Haley got in last."

"And Haley got in last!"

Grubwiggler turned around to see two girls, one with dark skin and curly black hair, the other with creamy skin and long flaming red hair, pounce on a blue-haired elf and start nibbling on her (And he only knew it was a "Her" because he got a full-frontal view) ears.

Needless to say, all were naked.

Grubwiggler grinned and threw his cloak in Bozzok's face as Hank and Crystal tackled Bozzok at the same time. This was going to be fun.

So...

*Looks at pint of coffee ice cream on nightstand*

...Yeah.

This... is... CRACK!!!!

[CoffeeIncluded]

Heheh, very nice, Coffee!

Their recruitment slogan should be, "The Greysky City Theives Guild: Where stealing is only half the fun! (The clean half, at that!)"

Thanks!

What did you like about it, if I may ask?

[Yiuel]

Wow. I mean wow. I honestly didn't think anyone could pull it off with so much style.

I am happy you enjoyed. However, I thought it was actually easy to write. The problem wasn't much the chocolate, it was fairly obvious, as it was to bring Saangwang and Miko together without pulling it out of nowhere.

(Oh, and I happily write in style that isn't explicit at all. I don't like to be too explicit, especially on a board with younger members. Implicitness can have a lot more impact : *So this chocolate, my dear, will be how I will show you.* It also lets imagination go even wilder.)

[ShinyDelusion]

Thanks!

What did you like about it, if I may ask?

You may not ask! Bwahaha!

I'd say what I liked most was the way it sets the mood of a rather chaotic headquarters for such an organized, uh, organization; it makes it feel like there's a theme of paradox in the Thieves Guild: Legalized(ish) Crime and Wildly Chaotic Organized Order. It also makes it look like a kind of immature place, which gives us another clue as to another reason why Haley left.

*reads my review* I guess that's what AP English does to one's mind.

[CoffeeIncluded]

You may not ask! Bwahaha!

I'd say what I liked most was the way it sets the mood of a rather chaotic headquarters for such an organized, uh, organization; it makes it feel like there's a theme of paradox in the Thieves Guild: Legalized(ish) Crime and Wildly Chaotic Organized Order. It also makes it look like a kind of immature place, which gives us another clue as to another reason why Haley left.

*reads my review* I guess that's what AP English does to one's mind.

Join the club, I've got free jackets!

Hey, thanks! (I was going for a chaotic feel, actually.)

(And I updated Murphy's Law. You'd get a kick out of this one. Apparently Jenny and Janine are related. )

[half-halfling]

I don't know if naked Grubwiggler was a pleasant sight , but maybe they were serving brain bleach at that party. Now we know when Haley has kissed a girl .

And Miko x Sangwaan fic was great too, however I think it was too short- it ended when the fun started (just joking, I really liked it ).

And thanks for comments about my banner.

[ShinyDelusion]

Join the club, I've got free jackets!

Hey, thanks! (I was going for a chaotic feel, actually.)

(And I updated Murphy's Law. You'd get a kick out of this one. Apparently Jenny and Janine are related. )

Heheh, poor Matt, he should've gotten more "comfort".

[CoffeeIncluded]

Heheh, poor Matt, he should've gotten more "comfort".

How much do you think he could do with a Strength score of 0?

Thanks, half-halfling! Loved the banner too!

[ShinyDelusion]

How much do you think he could do with a Strength score of 0?

Thanks, half-halfling! Loved the banner too!

Alack. Maybe in his dreams.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Alack. Maybe in his dreams.

What about Lloyd and Janine's "desperately needed healing"?

[ShinyDelusion]

What about Lloyd and Janine's "desperately needed healing"?

Clearly she thought her dreams were about to come true!

[CoffeeIncluded]

Clearly she thought her dreams were about to come true!

She was about to flash him...

In other news, YES! I just got accepted in an internship!!!

[ShinyDelusion]

She was about to flash him...

In other news, YES! I just got accepted in an internship!!!

Teeheehee...

Congratulations! I want to hear all about it (probably another excursion to PM Land is in order), but right now, I must leave.

[The Odor]

I just got accepted in an internship!!!

Translate in pm please. Yes I am an idiot.
Edit: The roller is messing with me. I just got
The orc chieftain + Lien

Kidnapped (By somebody inside or outside of the pairing)
Also
The really dangerous trap + Crystal
Aliens Made Them Do It (not necessarily literal aliens)

[Aaron]

Mass Thieves' Guild Romp Go!!!

Spoiler

Show

Grubwiggler shouted in frustration as he noticed the now-empty safe. Again. Right on cue, Bozzok knocked on the door.

"So, are you willing to pay your...Insurance?" Bozzok asked.

"Alright! Alright! I'll pay."

Bozzok smiled. "Tell you what. I like you. Come to the Thieves' Guild tonight and you can have your first year of "insurance" half-off." He turned and left.

Grubwiggler smiled as Bozzok left. Greysky wasn't all bad sometimes...

===

Bozzok burst into Hank's study and immediately wished he hadn't.

"Hank!" Bozzok shouted, covering one eye as he did so. "Put down the Playelf and help me clear out the common room; we've got half an hour."

Hank jumped down onto the floor. "Aww, yeah! Let's get this party started!"

"And...Please pull up your trousers. Give me an hour, okay?"

===

Haley sighed as she leaned back in the bathtub, her long hair floating in the water as she washed herself off.

She liked hot baths, especially when her skin turned out soft and just a bit pink afterwards.

She dove under the water for a moment, then popped back up when she heard footsteps, just in time to see a very naked Jenny being chased by an equally naked half-elf guy who had just joined a few weeks ago.

Haley sat there in the bathtub for a moment, just enjoying the view. Then it hit her.

"Crap! Crap, I completely forgot!" Haley shouted as she jumped out of the bathtub and ran to the common room, leaving little puddles in her wake. She then stopped and looked back at her pajamas. It wasn't as if she was going to actually need them now. Nevertheless...

Haley eventually decided to wear a skimpy nightdress and lingerie that would more accurately be described as "three thin, see-through strips of cloth". Sometimes the anticipation could be just as fun as the act itself.

===

Grubwiggler walked into the common room of the Thieves' Guild and dropped the bottle of wine he brought in shock.

He was presented with the sight of what could only be described as a mass sex romp involving every person in the guild.

"Grubwiggler! Hank, told you he'd be here. Now pay me the 50 gp." Grubwiggler whimpered at the sight of a nude Bozzok and Hank.

"Ha. Fat chance. Join the party. I just won a strip contest!"

"He...?!"

"No you didn't!" Hank was immediately met with an oddly-shaped dagger to his throat, held by a half-naked girl with an ugly bowlcut.

"Okay, Crystal, you won!"

"Good. And Haley got in last."

"And Haley got in last!"

Grubwiggler turned around to see two girls, one with dark skin and curly black hair, the other with creamy skin and long flaming red hair, pounce on a blue-haired elf and start nibbling on her (And he only knew it was a "Her" because he got a full-frontal view) ears.

Needless to say, all were naked.

Grubwiggler grinned and threw his cloak in Bozzok's face as Hank and Crystal tackled Bozzok at the same time. This was going to be fun.

THIS...IS...SPARTACOMEDY!!! I love it!!!

So...

*Looks at pint of coffee ice cream on nightstand*

...Yeah.

Don't wait for our permission. Help yourself to a BIG serving.

Translate in pm please. Yes I am an idiot.

Aren't we all at least part-idiot?