Dallas-Dakota's Dundering Dandelion's Devilish Damsel's Distress Random Banter #102

[Dallas-Dakota]

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[Jibar]

WORD TO YOUR MOTHERING UNITS!

*BOOGIE!* for great justice!

This thread has been blessed.

Cue the Shaft title song!

[Griever]

Ugh, Chemisty Sucks....

However, Calculus 3 is awesome!

[Player_Zero]

High five for mathematics!

Also, if you let me do the thread then I'd trick it out with all manner of crazy doodads and whatchamacallits. Pfft. Copy and paste.

[SMEE]

Ah, the smell of a new thread.

Smells like... coffee!

[Thufir]

Ugh, Chemisty Sucks....

However, Calculus 3 is awesome!

Indeed. Chemistry is the smelly science. Physics is better (It only smells if and when you blow up capacitors).

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High five for mathematics!

That as well.

[randman22222]

Chem rocks your socks. Better yet?
Biochem. Toxins and all that neat stuff!

[Sneak]

*sniffs*

Mmm, I love that shiny new thread smell.

[Charity]

I thought everything smelt of ball to you..

[dish]

I shouldn't even ask, should I? I should just go to sleep.

[TwoBitWriter]

I found that Biology, when properly applied, smelt pretty bad too.

Good to see a new thread, people. I look forward to filling it with my inane gobbledygook!

[Destro_Yersul]

I took Chem and Earth Science. Wasn't much good at chem, do to my distrust of math in general, (don't kill me, Zero), but Earth science was kinda fun.

I now know more about rocks than I could ever conceivably need to know.

[Dallas-Dakota]

*gives cookie to everybody who´s posted so far in this thread*

This new thread smells of freshly baken cookies, cold milk and shiiiiiiny.

[randman22222]

I found that Biology, when properly applied, smelt pretty bad too.

Good to see a new thread, people. I look forward to filling it with my inane gobbledygook!

Oh yeah. It smells horrible. But that means you're doing it right, and learning new things. Or applying what you already know correctly.

[dish]

Biology = something
Chemistry = smells
And Physics doesn't work.

[Player_Zero]

Well, you really shouldn't trust a guy who's good at maths, I suppose...

They could turn out to be me for one, and then you'll be sorry. YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ahem. But yeah, maths is good.

Oo, speaking of which, I has homework to do.

P.S. It goes Maths > Physics > Chemistry > Biology. That is nature's order.

[Thufir]

I found that Biology, when properly applied, smelt pretty bad too.

Good to see a new thread, people. I look forward to filling it with my inane gobbledygook!

Biology is the icky science, and thus even worse than chemistry, which isn't actually that bad, but clearly inferior to physics. Especially if you had my physics teachers.

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Physics doesn't work.

BLASPHEMY!

[randman22222]

Well, you really shouldn't trust a guy who's good at maths, I suppose...

They could turn out to be me for one, and then you'll be sorry. YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ahem. But yeah, maths is good.

Oo, speaking of which, I has homework to do.

P.S. It goes Maths > Physics > Chemistry > Biology. That is nature's order.

Nature? Nature didn't invent maths! We did! Don't give credit to the wrong person!

Maths is our construct.

And yeah, I got my big ole maths IA to do. Which I am doing.

[TwoBitWriter]

Biology = something
Chemistry = smells
And Physics doesn't work.

I was disillusioned with Physics when my High School Honors Physics teacher gave my "Testostercoaster" a lower grade because she didn't like the way I decorated it

[dish]

Someone's gonna post that xkcd strip now, aren't they?

(I don't have to do it, do I?)

[Thufir]

I was disillusioned with Physics when my High School Honors Physics teacher gave my "Testostercoaster" a lower grade because she didn't like the way I decorated it

A) Bad teacher
B) WTPF is a 'Testostercoaster'?

[Player_Zero]

Pffft. Fine.

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Though I'm sure everyone's seen it by now anyhow.

But yeah, like I said when I wrote my PS, I like maths because I'm good at it.

[TwoBitWriter]

A) Bad teacher
B) WTPF is a 'Testostercoaster'?

Well, the pictures of athletes and muscle cars were alright. It was all the women in bikinis that bedecked my fine creation that she called foul about...
This was the Gulag *ahem* High School we are talking about.

[dish]

@P_Z: My hero.

(Surely you like maths for other reasons as well?)

[Charity]

Just wait till you study it at uni

Mwahaahahahahahaaha...

[Gamerlord]

Uhhhh....TOO MUCH SCIENCE!


*Brain explodes, becomes a zombie*
brainnssssssssss....

[mangosta71]

Ugh, Chemisty Sucks....

However, Calculus 3 is awesome!

I would have done better in Cal 3 if I'd gone to class more than half the time, and then slept through it even when I went.

[Player_Zero]

@P_Z: My hero.

(Surely you like maths for other reasons as well?)

Well, I like doing problems. Most satisfying. But mostly because I'm good at it I suppose. Sounds kinda' horrible when I put it like that huh?

Oh well, I never claimed to be an ethicist anyhow.

[Thufir]

Well, the pictures of athletes and muscle cars were alright. It was all the women in bikinis that bedecked my fine creation that she called foul about...
This was the Gulag *ahem* High School we are talking about.

But what was your fine creation? And why did you decorate it like that?

[Dallas-Dakota]

Well, I like doing problems. Most satisfying. But mostly because I'm good at it I suppose. Sounds kinda' horrible when I put it like that huh?

*gives my love life*
Solve that, huh!