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2009-11-12, 02:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-11-12, 02:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Are you implying calling your banner "one of the funniest sigs" can not be a compliment?
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2009-11-12, 02:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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We're like partners in crime!
All we need is a theme tune.
To be honest, the most likely interpretation is rather disturbing. Sometimes it's hard to know where to draw the line, and whether or not it's already been crossed. Especially when someone is seemingly seriously disgusted by something.
However it's been there quite some time, and if someone really does find it upsetting they can PM me about it. Since they haven't, I can only assume no one really minds it.Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-11-12 at 02:25 PM.
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2009-11-12, 02:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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You mean like this?
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2009-11-12, 02:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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"Crack Shipper" on the tune of "Darkwing Duck?"
I need to rewatch that show.Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-11-12, 02:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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*steps nervously in, brain bleach in hand*
Let me say first off that crack pairings and fanfic isn't really my thing; but the thread discussing proliferation of the crack pairing sigs has made me curious.
I've obviously seen the banners about the forum, and I've liked every single one of them (even the apparently controversial 'Spliced Kyrie and Tentacles'). Each time I see a new one, I wonder 'what will they think of next?', and I don't normally have long to wait before I get my answer (latest being: Redcloak, V and their child, and stunningly rendered too).
Probably doesn't matter in the slightest to anybody whether I like the sigs and banners or not, and you certainly don't need me or any other forum member to give this thread approval. But I for one will continue to look out for your wonderfully drawn, very amusing and highly imaginative images, and I hope that the disapproval of what seems to be a tiny minority will not hinder you in coming up with them.The prison was full of British officers who had sworn to die, rather than be captured.
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2009-11-12, 02:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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No problem.
Wanna join in on stalking the ABD?
It be fun, seriously.
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Why is everyone staring at me?
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2009-11-12, 02:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Awwww. :)
*gives sam79 an edible cookie*
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2009-11-12, 02:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-11-12, 02:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Hey guys! A compromise has been met. All those who have a crackpairing banner in their signature can put it in a spoiler. You may even put words above the spoiler saying it goes to a crack-pairing. That way, no one argues with our work. People seem to find that acceptable.
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2009-11-12, 02:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Doesn't that rather defeat the point of having a banner in your signature?
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2009-11-12, 02:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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It does, doesn't it?
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I actually found this much more disturbing than anything I've read on this thread yet.
I don't know what that says about me.
I already knew I'm sensitive to kids' shows, though. PowerPuff Girls creep me out almost as much as Spongebob Squarepants' huge eyes, tiny nose and scary little buck teeth.
But seriously. People complain about our banners and they have THAT kind of tv show theme for KIDS?
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2009-11-12, 02:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-11-12, 03:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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OK, this one isn't actually a crack paring considering it involves a canon couple, but all things considered I imagined this would be a likely moment. Also something similar has likely been done, but I liked the image.
Oh, and if they are meant to be spoilered, sorry I dunno how.
Vaarsuvius/Inkyrius One Shot. Sort of.
SpoilerPicture the scene. It's a crowded bar, and we approach a group of humans at a table by the fire. It's a dingy bar, but the people are dressed better than most. Thay actually have shoes on for one thing. And as you walk up to them you can hear one of them telling a story.
"Elves are not big drinkers, everyone knows this. They couldn't hold their liquor like some races. Not everybody got a +2 racial bonus to fortitude checks (damned dwarfs). So imagine my suprise to see an elvish wizard sitting all by himself in a bar, obviously more drunk than is safe for someone able to rearrange matter with a thought. Himself........herself......maybe. I could never tell really. Not that I care much anyway. One of the advantages of true neutral they say. First time I'd seen an elf in this sort of bar, and the last place I'd expect to see one. I know we like the place but you have to admit it's a pretty grungy dump, even for a low rent town on the border of a desert. He, she....it stood out. I mean really stood out. Long purple hair elegantly tied with a band. Raven familiar sqwarking on the barstand. Very fancy red robes, the sort wizards like. Even a cloak. I mean who wears a cloak here. Wouldn't have been shocked if it were a +4 magic item or something. As I was saying I walked in and saw this elf just sitting there, nursing a very large beer. I ain't never had an elf before, so this is my chance.
So I went up to, lets say him, and we got talking. He was called Vesuvius I think. Turns out he was an adventurer on some quest to save the world from an ancient cosmic horror or this "evil undead abomination with exceedingly cold hands and a penchant for inserting them into the wrong orifice" or something. I wasn't really paying much attention at this point. Adventurer types are always out "saving the world" and the like. Rarely means a thing. I mean I remeber those brother from a couple of months back, set out to otherthrow the evil empire they said. Scamming free drinks more like. Right now I offer to buy him another drink. The elf says yes and I'm thinking result! I mean drunk elves are easy, you know what they say. After, like, 20 minutes and 2 more beers I finally get him to say why he is in here. Just got dumped by the......I think I'm gonna say wife. Got busted by one of those instant summons lawyers. And he is soo sad, and really in need of comfort, if you catch my drift. I I'm offering my shoulders to cry on. One thing leads to another and I end up dragging him off to one of the back rooms, and I start "probing the territory" trying to see what works. I think i got an angle when he goes off on a "plunged headfirst into a seething pit of innescapeable darkness" so I make my move.
And do you know what the elf does. He says no. I mean I got 8 levels of bard here and more skill points in persuade than anyone else I know and the elf ends up saying no. To me! And do you know what he says about it. You're gonna love this. "I cannot see how such a liason would be of benefit to either of us. I cannot hope to regain the affections of my, now sadly, former spouse if I indulge in this dalliance. I thank you for your company but I must take my leave." So I try to get him to stay. I am not wasting 25 gold from the drinks. I mention the divorce thing, and that she left him and so on. I put a good bit of effort into that elf. And nothing works. He even said "This seperation may be legal, but my heart is not swayed by a mere piece of paper". What a waste. I mean what kind of a sad sap sticks to a woman who kicked him to the kerb like that. I'm telling you boys, I just don't understand elves."
Here we go. My first attempt at a first person fic so any advice would be good. Thanks.Last edited by Omergideon; 2009-11-12 at 06:40 PM.
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2009-11-12, 03:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ok, first off. Put that in a spoiler. Second, anything works. I used Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius myself. It involves the banner of Soul spliced Inkyrius chasing after Vaarsuvius with the Evard's spiked tentacles of forced intrusion.
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2009-11-12, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-11-12, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-11-12, 03:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Hey, your story was really good, and I love the avatars that came from it.
...Man, we actually ended up squicking out bystanders...I don't know whether to feel guilty or to say, "We won!"My webcomic!
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2009-11-12, 04:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Your banner is certainly squicking out someone, somewhere on this forum Coffee. That's for sure.
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2009-11-12, 04:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
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Did anyone read my Lien/Redcloak/Xykon continuation on the last page?
Or see my pic of V and Reddy's kid?
Any criticism if you did?Last edited by BatRobin; 2009-11-12 at 04:07 PM.
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2009-11-12, 04:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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...Uhm...HOORAY!
(I was just presented with a lovely (NOT) mental image of two of my friends going at it in the music room in my school less than an hour ago. Share the pain.)
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My brain was.
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2009-11-12, 04:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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I see.
Anyways... moving on.
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2009-11-12, 04:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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No, I liked them. Sorry I can't say anything more. Right now my life's like trying to fix a really old piece of plumbing. Every time I think I patched something up--BANG! There's another leak...
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